OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


alphorns

Photo by RUBEN SPRICH/REUTERS

Winners will be announced after Friday PM.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. David in KC says:

    What? Not one of you has a Ricola?

  2. C. Clavin says:

    I inhaled.
    And I liked it.

  3. Tony W says:

    When marijuana became legal in the state of Washington, Leavenworth celebrated

  4. John Burgess says:

    Swiss researchers’ attempts at green anti-aircraft defense are still undergoing trials.

  5. JWH says:

    Switzerland attempts to stimulate the national economy through an emphasis on locally produced vuvuzelas.

  6. Barfour says:

    A sound experiment!!??

  7. Fog says:

    When they hit the brown note, we’ll ALL be sorry!

  8. Mu says:

    The only picture of the opening ceremony of the word soap bubble championship. All other pictures showed a white foam mass.

  9. Paul Hooson says:

    What happens to music with no soul influence….

  10. Paul Hooson says:

    White music for White people…

  11. LightsOut says:

    This town really blows.

  12. john425 says:

    The Swiss were surprised to learn that blowing the really big Alphorn was none other than Jenna Jameson.

  13. john425 says:

    Hey you! Yes, you in the second row, blue jacket. At the crescendo you must be fortissimo! Fortissimo!. Now–let’s try it again from the top.

  14. Donald Sensing says:

    “A little less bass, please, Mr. Pavorotti!”

  15. JKB says:

    Obviously, they are compensating for something

  16. rodney dill says:

    …this rendition provided a whole new insight to ‘Heyya’ by Outkast.

  17. Pinky says:

    On Monday, the entire neighborhood showed up for a 6am “wake-up call” for the couple whose car alarm had been going off all weekend.

  18. Michael Hamm says:

    Wanna go back to my place? My horn is bigger than theirs.

  19. Michael Hamm says:

    Lili Von Shtupp: Tell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are… gifted?

    Lili Von Shtupp: Oh, it’s twue. It’s twue. It’s twue, it’s twue!

  20. Hal 10000 says:

    OK, everyone. Now let’s try “Call Me, Maybe.”

  21. The Marine Corps Marching Band was mystified when General Petraeus ordered a blow-job.

  22. Jim M says:

    Rikola tryouts!

  23. JWH says:

    Rehearsing for the Swiss MTV Video Music Awards, musicians are optimistic there will be no twerking at the live performance.

  24. jd says:

    Ned McDodd, the Mayor of Who-ville: “Can they hear us now?”

  25. Fog says:

    …a stirring opening ceremony for the Cannabis Cup.

  26. Steve Marruffo says:

    We’re gonna need a bigger lighter.

  27. al-Ameda says:

    Join us now as The Swiss National Horn Ensemble plays Grandmaster Flash’s “White Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It)”

  28. Steve Marruffo says:

    Row 1 plays the a2, a3, d3, d4, g3, g4, c4; Row 2 plays c4; Row 3 plays d; Row 4 plays d3, f3, d5, g5, and e6; and Row 5 plays c5. Alright, listen people. We’ll never get through the rest of A Hard Day’s Night unless we can get past this first chord, so everyone PAY ATTENTION AND LISTEN!!!

  29. JWH says:

    “Anybody else feeling a little horny?”

    “That wasn’t funny the first time, Sven.”

  30. He who must not be named says:

    Size matters.

  31. He who must not be named says:

    I guess Miley Cyrus was unavailable.

  32. He who must not be named says:

    There were two world records set that day in the shadow of the Matterhorn. First, the most alphorns played at once; and second, the most alphorn players killed in a single avalanche.

  33. john425 says:

    “…and on the 100th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: a hundred Swiss ablowin…”

  34. He who must not be named says:

    I didn’t get a haaaarrrrrruuuuuummmmmmpppppppphhhhhhh from that guy.

  35. He who must not be named says:

    I still prefer the USC marching band when Fleetwood Mac does Tusk.

  36. He who must not be named says:

    And now an oldie but goodie from Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-Schplenden-Schlitter-Crasscrenbon-Fried-Digger-Dingle-Dangle-Dongle-Dungle-Burstein-von Knacker-Thrasher-Apple-Banger-Horowitz-Ticolensic-Grander-Knotty-Spelltinkle-Grandlich-Grumblemeyer-Spelterwasser-Kurstlich-Himbleeisen-Bahnwagen-Gutenabend-Bitte-Ein-Nürnburger-Bratwustle-Gerspurten-Mitz-Weimache-Luber-Hundsfut-Gumberaber-Shönedanker-Kalbsfleisch-Mittler-Aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.