Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, August 26, 2013
Winners will be announced after Friday PM.
What? Not one of you has a Ricola?
And I liked it.
When marijuana became legal in the state of Washington, Leavenworth celebrated
Swiss researchers’ attempts at green anti-aircraft defense are still undergoing trials.
Switzerland attempts to stimulate the national economy through an emphasis on locally produced vuvuzelas.
A sound experiment!!??
When they hit the brown note, we’ll ALL be sorry!
The only picture of the opening ceremony of the word soap bubble championship. All other pictures showed a white foam mass.
What happens to music with no soul influence….
White music for White people…
This town really blows.
The Swiss were surprised to learn that blowing the really big Alphorn was none other than Jenna Jameson.
Hey you! Yes, you in the second row, blue jacket. At the crescendo you must be fortissimo! Fortissimo!. Now–let’s try it again from the top.
“A little less bass, please, Mr. Pavorotti!”
Obviously, they are compensating for something
…this rendition provided a whole new insight to ‘Heyya’ by Outkast.
On Monday, the entire neighborhood showed up for a 6am “wake-up call” for the couple whose car alarm had been going off all weekend.
Wanna go back to my place? My horn is bigger than theirs.
Lili Von Shtupp: Tell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are… gifted?
Lili Von Shtupp: Oh, it’s twue. It’s twue. It’s twue, it’s twue!
OK, everyone. Now let’s try “Call Me, Maybe.”
The Marine Corps Marching Band was mystified when General Petraeus ordered a blow-job.
Rehearsing for the Swiss MTV Video Music Awards, musicians are optimistic there will be no twerking at the live performance.
Ned McDodd, the Mayor of Who-ville: “Can they hear us now?”
…a stirring opening ceremony for the Cannabis Cup.
We’re gonna need a bigger lighter.
Join us now as The Swiss National Horn Ensemble plays Grandmaster Flash’s “White Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It)”
Row 1 plays the a2, a3, d3, d4, g3, g4, c4; Row 2 plays c4; Row 3 plays d; Row 4 plays d3, f3, d5, g5, and e6; and Row 5 plays c5. Alright, listen people. We’ll never get through the rest of A Hard Day’s Night unless we can get past this first chord, so everyone PAY ATTENTION AND LISTEN!!!
“Anybody else feeling a little horny?”
“That wasn’t funny the first time, Sven.”
I guess Miley Cyrus was unavailable.
There were two world records set that day in the shadow of the Matterhorn. First, the most alphorns played at once; and second, the most alphorn players killed in a single avalanche.
“…and on the 100th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: a hundred Swiss ablowin…”
I didn’t get a haaaarrrrrruuuuuummmmmmpppppppphhhhhhh from that guy.
I still prefer the USC marching band when Fleetwood Mac does Tusk.
And now an oldie but goodie from Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-Schplenden-Schlitter-Crasscrenbon-Fried-Digger-Dingle-Dangle-Dongle-Dungle-Burstein-von Knacker-Thrasher-Apple-Banger-Horowitz-Ticolensic-Grander-Knotty-Spelltinkle-Grandlich-Grumblemeyer-Spelterwasser-Kurstlich-Himbleeisen-Bahnwagen-Gutenabend-Bitte-Ein-Nürnburger-Bratwustle-Gerspurten-Mitz-Weimache-Luber-Hundsfut-Gumberaber-Shönedanker-Kalbsfleisch-Mittler-Aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.
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