OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM



Winners will be announced after Friday PM.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. John Burgess says:

    Salman stands ready at the cat-launch breech in his Aleppo strongpoint.

  2. David in KC says:

    Grumpy cat has met his match.

  3. Mu says:

    I’m not sure I like where they’re taking the Bond series with this latest incarnation of Blofeld.

  4. JWH says:

    Blofeld, eat your heart out.

  5. Hal 10000 says:

    Edward Snowden. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ernst Stavro Blofeld. They told me you were sequestered in Hong Kong.

  6. Pinky says:

    “She told me to allergy-proof her side of the house or get rid of the cat.”

  7. Pinky says:

    Based on his executive experience, his detailed and realistic transportation plan, and the success of his spaying and neutering campaign, the Richmond Times-Dispatch endorses Syrian Vice-President Mahmoud al-Hafr as the next governor of Virginia.

  8. charles austin says:

    The spokesman for Obamapetcare says, “You can keep your cat if you like…”

  9. Pinky says:

    John Rhys-Davies is a heck of a good actor, but I still don’t see why they’re rebooting Scarface in the first place.

  10. john425 says:

    Muzaffar strokes his lunch

  11. David in KC says:

    He ran out of kitty litter once. Never again.

  12. CSK says:

    Kris Al-Kristi, running for Demagogue of Free Syria, takes a relaxing break from arduous campaigning at the Damascus Pita Bakery supply house.

  13. john425 says:

    Obamacare’s chief IT guy rests behind the website’s firewall.

  14. Franklin says:

    We reject any Iranian influence in Syrian affairs. Not even the cat is Persian.

  15. Alan Rudo says:

    I always keep my kitty with me when I ever go off to war.

  16. Paul Hooson says:

    Somehow the producers of the latest JAMES BOND film failed to understand that by combining Blofeld and Oddjob into one new character called Blojob, was only laughable to audiences….

  17. Paul Hooson says:

    I’ve heard of hoarders…,but saving used cat litter is beyond absurd!

  18. Paul Hooson says:

    I hear the new JAMES BOND isn’t very good. Some hoarder is trying to corner the world market on used cat litter…..But, it has less than no value….

  19. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey Pedro. Guard that unwashed dirty laundry with your life!”

  20. rodney dill says:

    @Paul Hooson: Lucid this morning, eh? 😉

  21. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hee Hee, I’m making dumb jokes about this picture instead of surfing for porn like a normal guy would be doing right about now. Hee Hee….”

  22. Paul Hooson says:

    @rodney dill: I finally have WiFi again. In between my used car dealership and strip club ownership duties, I’m lucky to find the time. BTW, I tried out that spinning stripper pole, but got dizzy and nearly fell off the stage right away. I was quite a site. I wouldn’t make a good astronaut or stripper….

  23. Paul Hooson says:

    Not a good candidate for CAT FANCY’s owner of the month award…

  24. Paul Hooson says:

    Gee thanks Rodney for posting this lost and found cat photo. I lost my cat when I moved and I’m glad someone found him!

  25. Paul Hooson says:

    Don’t be fooled. The cat only loves the guy for his coke….

  26. Paul Hooson says:

    Did you hear about the earthquake in Mexico? It caused almost $50 in damage?

  27. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey girls! Meet me at the Zoosk dating website. I love animals and I’m a wealthy businessman….You can’t go wrong with me on a date….”

  28. rodney dill says:

    @Paul Hooson:

    I wouldn’t make a good astronaut or stripper….

    Somehow both are reassuring.

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  32. john425 says:

    Lolcat: “I can haz falafelburger? WTF is a falafelburger?”

  33. He who must not be named says:

    I call him Pussy Lahore.

    He has cat-like reflexes. The cat, I mean.

    “You want to pet my what?”

  34. rodney dill says:

    @john425: probably tastes flawful…

    (thought come to think of it this is a good day for a Kafta sandwich and some Hummus.)

  35. Pinky says:

    too sexy for my cat
    too sexy for my cat
    what do you think about that

  36. Paul Hooson says:

    James Bond will return in LIVE AND LET CHANGE THE KITTY LITTER

  37. Paul Hooson says:

    James Bond will return in KITTY LITTER IS FOREVER

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  40. Paul Hooson says:

    James Bond will return in A VIEW TO USED KITTY LTTTER

  41. Paul Hooson says:

    A cat causes a housefire tripping over a heater. The first thing he rescues is that dead mouse he was playing with at the time….

  42. Paul Hooson says:

    Where is homeless James Bond now that world needs him?

  43. Paul Hooson says:

    James Bond will return in LICENCE TO COUGH UP A HAIRBALL

  44. rodney dill says:

    @Paul Hooson: Thunderhairball.

  45. Paul Hooson says:

    James Bond will return in THE SPY THAT LICKED ME

  46. Paul Hooson says:

    James Bond will return in CASINO FRISKIES

  47. Paul Hooson says:

    James Bond will return in YOU ONLY LIVE NINE LIVES

  48. Paul Hooson says:

    James Bond will return in GOLDENPAW

  49. Paul Hooson says:

    James Bond return in LICK AND LET DRY

  50. Paul Hooson says:

    James Bond will return in THE CAT WITH THE GOLDEN PAW

  51. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey remember that great scene in MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN where James Bond takes that Southern sheriff on vacation for a wild ride in that AMC Hornet hatchback that jumps that twisted broken bridge? ….Well, this movie does have that!”

  52. Paul Hooson says:

    “….And hey, remember that awesome giant, Jaws, with metal teeth played by Richard Kiel? Well, this movie doesn’t have that either….”

  53. Paul Hooson says:

    James Bond will return in OCTOPUSSY(No difference here for that name. You can’t write a joke for everything for Pete’s sake!

  54. Paul Hooson says: