OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Anger Management Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
The Anger Management Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
Photo by MUZAFFAR SALMAN/REUTERS
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Pinky – Based on his executive experience, his detailed and realistic transportation plan, and the success of his spaying and neutering campaign, the Richmond Times-Dispatch endorses Syrian Vice-President Mahmoud al-Hafr as the next governor of Virginia.
Second: David in KC – Grumpy cat has met his match.
Third: john425 – Obamacare’s chief IT guy rests behind the website’s firewall.
HONORABLE MENTION
charles austin – The spokesman for Obamapetcare says, “You can keep your cat if you like…”
Mu – I’m not sure I like where they’re taking the Bond series with this latest incarnation of Blofeld.
Paul Hooson – Somehow the producers of the latest JAMES BOND film failed to understand that by combining Blofeld and Oddjob into one new character called Blojob, was only laughable to audiences…
JWH – Blofeld, eat your heart out.
Hal 10000 – Edward Snowden. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ernst Stavro Blofeld. They told me you were sequestered in Hong Kong.
John Burgess – Salman stands ready at the cat-launch breech in his Aleppo strongpoint.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Introducing the least popular Bond girl… Kitty Litter.
Abdul with Mewhammad
I can haz cheeburger cheeburger
Once the rebels acquired laser cats the Assad Regime was doomed
The Thursday Contest has already sent in the clowns.
Congrats to pinky.
@David in KC: Congrats to Mahmoud al-Hafr.
I really like your Kitty Litter joke Rodney. That gave me a big chuckle. Bravo. – I sure ran with the James Bond jokes here. But, that Blojob character one was indeed the best of my entries by far. It’s both funny in a dry sort of way as well as outrageous.