OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Anger Management Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Anger Management Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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Photo by MUZAFFAR SALMAN/REUTERS

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Pinky – Based on his executive experience, his detailed and realistic transportation plan, and the success of his spaying and neutering campaign, the Richmond Times-Dispatch endorses Syrian Vice-President Mahmoud al-Hafr as the next governor of Virginia.

Second: David in KC – Grumpy cat has met his match.

Third: john425 – Obamacare’s chief IT guy rests behind the website’s firewall.

HONORABLE MENTION

charles austin – The spokesman for Obamapetcare says, “You can keep your cat if you like…”

Mu – I’m not sure I like where they’re taking the Bond series with this latest incarnation of Blofeld.

Paul HoosonSomehow the producers of the latest JAMES BOND film failed to understand that by combining Blofeld and Oddjob into one new character called Blojob, was only laughable to audiences…

JWH – Blofeld, eat your heart out.

Hal 10000Edward Snowden. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ernst Stavro Blofeld. They told me you were sequestered in Hong Kong.

John BurgessSalman stands ready at the cat-launch breech in his Aleppo strongpoint.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Introducing the least popular Bond girl… Kitty Litter.

Abdul with Mewhammad

I can haz cheeburger cheeburger

Once the rebels acquired laser cats the Assad Regime was doomed

The Thursday Contest has already sent in the clowns.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. David in KC says:

    Congrats to pinky.

  2. Pinky says:

    @David in KC: Congrats to Mahmoud al-Hafr.

  3. Paul Hooson says:

    I really like your Kitty Litter joke Rodney. That gave me a big chuckle. Bravo. – I sure ran with the James Bond jokes here. But, that Blojob character one was indeed the best of my entries by far. It’s both funny in a dry sort of way as well as outrageous.