Outside the Beltway

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1. OzarkHillbilly says:
   Monday, 28 October 2013 at 08:09

   “I find it hilarious that you use a bust of Stalin as a paperweight for all your Republican correspondence!”
2. Devildog666 says:
   Monday, 28 October 2013 at 09:16

   Don’t you just love the national healthcare hot line number.
3. Peacewood says:
   Monday, 28 October 2013 at 09:55

   “Hey Carol, let me tell you MY story about f***ing an Elephant.”
4. Dave Schuler says:
   Monday, 28 October 2013 at 10:03

   Pull my finger.
5. OzarkHillbilly says:
   Monday, 28 October 2013 at 10:25

   Carol Burnett finds Obama to be funnier than she ever dreamed of being. “Really, reality TV has nothing on this administration!”
6. al-Ameda says:
   Monday, 28 October 2013 at 11:40

   “Hey, the bug is in plain sight!”
7. Mu says:
   Monday, 28 October 2013 at 11:50

   Ok, I take this office, but man, that stripped wallpaper has to go.
8. John Burgess says:
   Monday, 28 October 2013 at 12:33

   “And Merkel actually said that? The slut!”

   “Who knew she had it in her, har, har…”
9. Rick Almeida says:
   Monday, 28 October 2013 at 12:43

   “No, seriously. If you tilt Stalin’s head back, there’s a red switch that opens the secret passageway to my real office in the Kremlin.”
10. OzarkHillbilly says:
    Monday, 28 October 2013 at 14:14

    “Hey, You wanna see something funny? Push this button here and watch what happens to Boehner.”
11. john425 says:
    Monday, 28 October 2013 at 15:00

    Carol: “You’re right, Mr. President. Resting your arm between bouts of pointing out someone else to blame really helps.”
12. JWH says:
    Monday, 28 October 2013 at 15:18

    Carol Burnett relays to President Obama a funny story she heard from Angela Merkl. President Obama notes that he already heard Ms. Merkl tell Ms. Burnett the story.
13. Tony W says:
    Monday, 28 October 2013 at 15:52

    Tea Party officials fumed at Ms. Burnett’s request that she be allowed to push a broom around the Oval Office after her meeting with the president.
14. john425 says:
    Monday, 28 October 2013 at 18:26

    President Obama to Carol: “…and then I told them that they could keep their health plan. Period”
15. jd says:
    Monday, 28 October 2013 at 22:14

    “…then I said, ‘I saw it in the window and I just couldn’t resist it’. Here, lemme show you!”
16. rodney dill says:
    Tuesday, 29 October 2013 at 07:31

    @Peacewood: (1. It takes place at a high level, 2. it involves a great deal of roaring and stomping around, 3. It takes two years to see results)
17. He who must not be named says:
    Tuesday, 29 October 2013 at 13:04

    So that’s how you get in the Batcave.
18. He who must not be named says:
    Tuesday, 29 October 2013 at 13:06

    Jimmy Carter managed the White House tennis court schedule from right here. Yeah, I know, blew my mind.
19. He who must not be named says:
    Tuesday, 29 October 2013 at 13:12

    You can see I’m madder than hell about this, right?
20. He who must not be named says:
    Tuesday, 29 October 2013 at 13:25

    If Marilyn Tavenner wants to keep her job she is going to have to develop a more convincing laugh whenever the President tells a joke. Look at the bald guy, he knows how to do it right.
21. Robert W. Armijo says:
    Thursday, 31 October 2013 at 12:36

    So, Carol, what do you think you could make out of these curtains? Oh, I don’t know. A better healthcare website?