OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


(Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

Winners will be announced after Friday PM.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “I find it hilarious that you use a bust of Stalin as a paperweight for all your Republican correspondence!”

  2. Devildog666 says:

    Don’t you just love the national healthcare hot line number.

  3. Peacewood says:

    “Hey Carol, let me tell you MY story about f***ing an Elephant.”

  4. Dave Schuler says:

    Pull my finger.

  5. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Carol Burnett finds Obama to be funnier than she ever dreamed of being. “Really, reality TV has nothing on this administration!”

  6. al-Ameda says:

    “Hey, the bug is in plain sight!”

  7. Mu says:

    Ok, I take this office, but man, that stripped wallpaper has to go.

  8. John Burgess says:

    “And Merkel actually said that? The slut!”

    “Who knew she had it in her, har, har…”

  9. Rick Almeida says:

    “No, seriously. If you tilt Stalin’s head back, there’s a red switch that opens the secret passageway to my real office in the Kremlin.”

  10. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “Hey, You wanna see something funny? Push this button here and watch what happens to Boehner.”

  11. john425 says:

    Carol: “You’re right, Mr. President. Resting your arm between bouts of pointing out someone else to blame really helps.”

  12. JWH says:

    Carol Burnett relays to President Obama a funny story she heard from Angela Merkl. President Obama notes that he already heard Ms. Merkl tell Ms. Burnett the story.

  13. Tony W says:

    Tea Party officials fumed at Ms. Burnett’s request that she be allowed to push a broom around the Oval Office after her meeting with the president.

  14. john425 says:

    President Obama to Carol: “…and then I told them that they could keep their health plan. Period”

  15. jd says:

    “…then I said, ‘I saw it in the window and I just couldn’t resist it’. Here, lemme show you!”

  16. rodney dill says:

    @Peacewood: (1. It takes place at a high level, 2. it involves a great deal of roaring and stomping around, 3. It takes two years to see results)

  17. He who must not be named says:

    So that’s how you get in the Batcave.

  18. He who must not be named says:

    Jimmy Carter managed the White House tennis court schedule from right here. Yeah, I know, blew my mind.

  19. He who must not be named says:

    You can see I’m madder than hell about this, right?

  20. He who must not be named says:

    If Marilyn Tavenner wants to keep her job she is going to have to develop a more convincing laugh whenever the President tells a joke. Look at the bald guy, he knows how to do it right.

  21. So, Carol, what do you think you could make out of these curtains? Oh, I don’t know. A better healthcare website?