Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, October 28, 2013
Winners will be announced after Friday PM.
“I find it hilarious that you use a bust of Stalin as a paperweight for all your Republican correspondence!”
Don’t you just love the national healthcare hot line number.
“Hey Carol, let me tell you MY story about f***ing an Elephant.”
Pull my finger.
Carol Burnett finds Obama to be funnier than she ever dreamed of being. “Really, reality TV has nothing on this administration!”
“Hey, the bug is in plain sight!”
Ok, I take this office, but man, that stripped wallpaper has to go.
“And Merkel actually said that? The slut!”
“Who knew she had it in her, har, har…”
“No, seriously. If you tilt Stalin’s head back, there’s a red switch that opens the secret passageway to my real office in the Kremlin.”
“Hey, You wanna see something funny? Push this button here and watch what happens to Boehner.”
Carol: “You’re right, Mr. President. Resting your arm between bouts of pointing out someone else to blame really helps.”
Carol Burnett relays to President Obama a funny story she heard from Angela Merkl. President Obama notes that he already heard Ms. Merkl tell Ms. Burnett the story.
Tea Party officials fumed at Ms. Burnett’s request that she be allowed to push a broom around the Oval Office after her meeting with the president.
President Obama to Carol: “…and then I told them that they could keep their health plan. Period”
“…then I said, ‘I saw it in the window and I just couldn’t resist it’. Here, lemme show you!”
@Peacewood: (1. It takes place at a high level, 2. it involves a great deal of roaring and stomping around, 3. It takes two years to see results)
So that’s how you get in the Batcave.
Jimmy Carter managed the White House tennis court schedule from right here. Yeah, I know, blew my mind.
You can see I’m madder than hell about this, right?
If Marilyn Tavenner wants to keep her job she is going to have to develop a more convincing laugh whenever the President tells a joke. Look at the bald guy, he knows how to do it right.
So, Carol, what do you think you could make out of these curtains? Oh, I don’t know. A better healthcare website?
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