Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, January 9, 2014
Winners will be announced after Tuesday PM.
For some reason the Olympic sport of curling never caught on in the city streets of the US.
A would-be member of Dennis Rodman’s North Korea basketball diplomacy tour tries to distinguish himself to Rodman by moving a stone with his mind.
Stalking and killing dinner in Castro’s Cuba.
No matter how hard Bob concentrated, he could not make the rock move with his mind.
Everyone in Colorado is now stoned.
Kanye’s new video, amazingly, the IQ level of the participants is the same as the one he did with Kim.
I don’t care what you say, Camus. Sisyphus sure don’t look happy.
“No, I don’t have anything better to do …”
You can’t get blood from a stone. You can get fear.
Dennis Rodman listens intently to the stone calling his name.
With apologies to Hal_10000: No matter how hard the stone concentrated, he could not make the Rodman move with his mind.
Ever since Dave was startled by a turtle at age 5, he’s been a little…confused.
I’m gonna need a bigger golf club.
Be the rock, Luis.
Junior high school physical education class. 1963
Malcolm is certain he will find moss on this non-rolling stone if he stares at it long enough. As for the bastard that planted the idea in his meth-addled consciousness…
He actually thinks he can ‘smell’ what the Rock is cookin’
Fred & Wilma Flintstone’s bodyguard in action.
I give up. Is that Sméagol, Gollum or Rodman crawling out from under that rock?
OK, if you like your rock, you can keep your rock!
The minimum size a kidney stone must be for Obamacare to cover removing it.
Leaving no stone unstalked.
And the winning entry: “A Cuban sackcloth-dressed worshipper crawls as he pushes a rock to pay homage along a road leading to the shrine of Saint Lazarus in the town of Rincon near Havana.”
Everybody must get stoned?
Rock And Roll Part2?
“Let he who is without sin cast the first joke about stones…”
“Hey Rodney, I’m warming up joke writing skills here so I can be really crappy by Friday morning for Kevin’s caption contest….The one where he sometimes reveals the winners…You know, that one….”
Hey Cuban comrade! A man’s walking with a stone because he can’t afford to fix his ’56 Packard in Havana on a $20 a month salary. A Cuban secret policeman tells him he should take the rock back to the mountain. Comrade replies, “Yeah, but the rock had such a good time, now I’m taking it to beach…”
The Stones play Cuba?
Rocky and Bullwinkle?
Whatever happened to Uri Geller?
A priest and a member of The Rolling Stones walk into a bar, the bartender says, “Is this a joke?”
They say it’s never a good thing if the Taliban throws a rock concert in your honor…
Did you hear about the earthquake in Cuba? It did nearly $50 damage…
I heard Castro made a rare appearance today. That means 50 more years of oppression…
Did Chris Christie do this too?
“Where is my Precious? Precious?”
“I believe that’s Ted Williams head”
I’d should test with you here. Which is not one thing I often do! I get pleasure from studying a post that may make people think. Also, thanks for allowing me to remark!
All was well until the crawler vomited ten gallons of bile and started singing in tongues.
“It’s a fossilized Tribble”
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