OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

A Cuban sackcloth-dressed worshipper crawls as he pushes a rock to pay homage along a road leading to the shrine of Saint Lazarus in the town of Rincon near Havana

REUTERS/Desmond Boylan

Winners will be announced after Tuesday PM.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. OzarkHillbilly says:

    For some reason the Olympic sport of curling never caught on in the city streets of the US.

  2. Tony W says:

    A would-be member of Dennis Rodman’s North Korea basketball diplomacy tour tries to distinguish himself to Rodman by moving a stone with his mind.

  3. Hal_10000 says:

    Stalking and killing dinner in Castro’s Cuba.

  4. Hal_10000 says:

    No matter how hard Bob concentrated, he could not make the rock move with his mind.

  5. C. Clavin says:

    Everyone in Colorado is now stoned.

  6. David in KC says:

    Kanye’s new video, amazingly, the IQ level of the participants is the same as the one he did with Kim.

  7. James Pearce says:

    I don’t care what you say, Camus. Sisyphus sure don’t look happy.

  8. al-Ameda says:

    “No, I don’t have anything better to do …”

  9. Tillman says:

    You can’t get blood from a stone. You can get fear.

  10. John425 says:

    Dennis Rodman listens intently to the stone calling his name.

    With apologies to Hal_10000: No matter how hard the stone concentrated, he could not make the Rodman move with his mind.

  11. Pinky says:

    Ever since Dave was startled by a turtle at age 5, he’s been a little…confused.

  12. jd says:

    I’m gonna need a bigger golf club.

  13. Moosebreath says:

    Be the rock, Luis.

  14. Tyrell says:

    Junior high school physical education class. 1963

  15. He who must not be named says:

    Malcolm is certain he will find moss on this non-rolling stone if he stares at it long enough. As for the bastard that planted the idea in his meth-addled consciousness…

  16. Jams3 says:

    He actually thinks he can ‘smell’ what the Rock is cookin’

  17. RockThisTown says:

    Fred & Wilma Flintstone’s bodyguard in action.

  18. John425 says:

    I give up. Is that Sméagol, Gollum or Rodman crawling out from under that rock?

  19. RockThisTown says:

    OK, if you like your rock, you can keep your rock!

  20. RockThisTown says:

    The minimum size a kidney stone must be for Obamacare to cover removing it.

  21. RockThisTown says:

    Leaving no stone unstalked.

  22. jd says:

    And the winning entry: “A Cuban sackcloth-dressed worshipper crawls as he pushes a rock to pay homage along a road leading to the shrine of Saint Lazarus in the town of Rincon near Havana.”

    No.. Really!

  23. Paul Hooson says:

    Everybody must get stoned?

  24. Paul Hooson says:

    Rock And Roll Part2?

  25. Paul Hooson says:


  26. Paul Hooson says:

    “Let he who is without sin cast the first joke about stones…”

  27. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey Rodney, I’m warming up joke writing skills here so I can be really crappy by Friday morning for Kevin’s caption contest….The one where he sometimes reveals the winners…You know, that one….”

  28. Paul Hooson says:

    Hey Cuban comrade! A man’s walking with a stone because he can’t afford to fix his ’56 Packard in Havana on a $20 a month salary. A Cuban secret policeman tells him he should take the rock back to the mountain. Comrade replies, “Yeah, but the rock had such a good time, now I’m taking it to beach…”

  29. Paul Hooson says:

    The Stones play Cuba?

  30. Paul Hooson says:

    Rocky and Bullwinkle?

  31. Paul Hooson says:

    Whatever happened to Uri Geller?

  32. Paul Hooson says:

    A priest and a member of The Rolling Stones walk into a bar, the bartender says, “Is this a joke?”

  33. Paul Hooson says:

    They say it’s never a good thing if the Taliban throws a rock concert in your honor…

  34. Paul Hooson says:

    Did you hear about the earthquake in Cuba? It did nearly $50 damage…

  35. Paul Hooson says:

    I heard Castro made a rare appearance today. That means 50 more years of oppression…

  36. Paul Hooson says:

    Did Chris Christie do this too?

  37. CW says:

    “Where is my Precious? Precious?”

  38. al-Ameda says:

    “I believe that’s Ted Williams head”

  39. I’d should test with you here. Which is not one thing I often do! I get pleasure from studying a post that may make people think. Also, thanks for allowing me to remark!

  40. Tillman says:

    All was well until the crawler vomited ten gallons of bile and started singing in tongues.

  41. Mu says:

    “It’s a fossilized Tribble”