OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
REUTERS/Sukree Sukplang
Winners will be announced next weekend.
REUTERS/Sukree Sukplang
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced next weekend.
The struggle for control of the Republican Party has reached an unprecedented level of hostility.
“To quote Whitman:
That you are here—that life exists, and identity;
That the powerful play goes on, and you will contribute a verse.
That the powerful play goes on, and you will contribute a verse.
iPad”
The new “Action Debate” revolutionized the Republican primary cycle.
Ted Cruz and Mitch McConnell take their feud to the streets.
Damn RINOs.
“NO! My T is better than your tea!”
Medieval Times dinner and jousting tournaments were not a hit in India.
The Republican National Committee previews the new debate format that will be introduced for the 2016 Presidential campaign
They never should have made the sequel without Heath Ledger. Setting it in India didn’t help, either.
Guys, come on, knock it off! There are other parking spaces in the next row!
I may be an old-fashioned guy, but there’s something about garter belts….
No! Me Tarzan, you lose!
The new judging protocol for Donald Trump’s Miss Universe pageant.
Ebony & ebony and ivory & ivory.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Elephants spar.
Ringling Brothers new attraction: Pachyderm Rasslin’.
This is two tennis rackets and one lit stick of dynamite short of The Most Dangerous Game.
Before the Unification, Ringling Bros. and P.T. Barnum were the bitterest of enemies.
Fast & Furious 8: Mumbai Drift
Mahout: “You see Gunga, battling each other on Republican elephants is much more fun than battling on Democrat donkeys!”
Female elephant: “There is no way you’re gonna get me with these two guys on top”
First rule of GOP fight club…you don’t talk about GOP fight club
“I’M more conservative!” “No, I’M more conservative!”
GOP elimination round winner gets to fight the Jackass (oops Donkey) in 2016
Chuck Hagel unveils his new budget cutting Hannibal defense force.
In a desperate bid for relevancy, Ringling Bros. debuts its newest act – dueling Elephants.
“Tastes great!”
“Less filling!”
Welcome to Pachystan!
Tanx a lot!
“Gosh Chuck Hagel, somehow I think that actual tanks are much better than your new leaner fighting force…”
“Every ancient warrior should know that without a good elephant tower, an elephant isn’t a good weapon!”
“THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!”
Rocky vs. Thunderlips, thirty years later.
If you like your elephant riding bloodsports you can keep your elephant riding bloodsports.
It’s all fun and games until an elephant puts an eye out.
Tsk, tsk!
Auditions for the lead role in Disney’s upcoming feature film ‘Dumbo Goes to Washington’ got a little heated.
Why don’t you ask him if he’s going to stay? Why don’t you ask him if he’s going away?
Reminds me of that Fleetwood Mac album I hated…..TUSK!
If you like your elephant tower, you can keep your elephant tower!