OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Mahouts and their elephants take part in a mock fight as part of regular training exercises at an elephant conservation park in Ayutthaya province

REUTERS/Sukree Sukplang

Winners will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. CSK says:

    The struggle for control of the Republican Party has reached an unprecedented level of hostility.

  2. Tillman says:

    “To quote Whitman:
    That you are here—that life exists, and identity;
    That the powerful play goes on, and you will contribute a verse.

    That the powerful play goes on, and you will contribute a verse.

  3. Mu says:

    The new “Action Debate” revolutionized the Republican primary cycle.

  4. JWH says:

    Ted Cruz and Mitch McConnell take their feud to the streets.

  5. David in KC says:

    Damn RINOs.

  6. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “NO! My T is better than your tea!”

  7. Moosebreath says:

    Medieval Times dinner and jousting tournaments were not a hit in India.

  8. The Republican National Committee previews the new debate format that will be introduced for the 2016 Presidential campaign

  9. Pinky says:

    They never should have made the sequel without Heath Ledger. Setting it in India didn’t help, either.

  10. Pinky says:

    Guys, come on, knock it off! There are other parking spaces in the next row!

  11. Pinky says:

    I may be an old-fashioned guy, but there’s something about garter belts….

  12. RockThisTown says:

    No! Me Tarzan, you lose!

  13. RockThisTown says:

    The new judging protocol for Donald Trump’s Miss Universe pageant.

  14. RockThisTown says:

    Ebony & ebony and ivory & ivory.

  15. RockThisTown says:

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Elephants spar.

  16. RockThisTown says:

    Ringling Brothers new attraction: Pachyderm Rasslin’.

  17. Tillman says:

    This is two tennis rackets and one lit stick of dynamite short of The Most Dangerous Game.

  18. Tillman says:

    Before the Unification, Ringling Bros. and P.T. Barnum were the bitterest of enemies.

  19. Pinky says:

    Fast & Furious 8: Mumbai Drift

  20. John425 says:

    Mahout: “You see Gunga, battling each other on Republican elephants is much more fun than battling on Democrat donkeys!”

    Female elephant: “There is no way you’re gonna get me with these two guys on top”

  21. JC says:

    First rule of GOP fight club…you don’t talk about GOP fight club

  22. jd says:

    “I’M more conservative!” “No, I’M more conservative!”

  23. Michael Hamm says:

    GOP elimination round winner gets to fight the Jackass (oops Donkey) in 2016

  24. Michael Hamm says:

    Chuck Hagel unveils his new budget cutting Hannibal defense force.

  25. Michael Hamm says:

    In a desperate bid for relevancy, Ringling Bros. debuts its newest act – dueling Elephants.

  26. al-Ameda says:

    “Tastes great!”
    “Less filling!”

  27. Franklin says:

    Welcome to Pachystan!

  28. Paul Hooson says:

    Tanx a lot!

  29. Paul Hooson says:

    “Gosh Chuck Hagel, somehow I think that actual tanks are much better than your new leaner fighting force…”

  30. Paul Hooson says:

    “Every ancient warrior should know that without a good elephant tower, an elephant isn’t a good weapon!”

  31. JWH says:


  32. Pinky says:

    Rocky vs. Thunderlips, thirty years later.

  33. He who must not be named says:

    If you like your elephant riding bloodsports you can keep your elephant riding bloodsports.

  34. He who must not be named says:

    It’s all fun and games until an elephant puts an eye out.

  35. Franklin says:

    Tsk, tsk!

  36. HiPlanesDrifter says:

    Auditions for the lead role in Disney’s upcoming feature film ‘Dumbo Goes to Washington’ got a little heated.

  37. He who must not be named says:
  38. Paul Hooson says:

    Reminds me of that Fleetwood Mac album I hated…..TUSK!

  39. Paul Hooson says:

    If you like your elephant tower, you can keep your elephant tower!