OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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(Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

Winners will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

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  1. Matt says:

    How many of you liked your insurance?




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  2. markm says:

    Obama: Ok, which hip world leader famously said “The 1980s are now calling to ask for their foreign policy back because…the cold war’s been over for 20 years.”….anyone?.




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  3. markm says:

    Obama: Ok, which hip world leader famously said “The 1980s are now calling to ask for their foreign policy back because…the cold war’s been over for 20 years.”….anyone?.




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  4. John Burgess says:

    How many of you future senators aren’t already millionaires? Raise your hands.




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  5. rodney dill says:

    “OK, How many cried when Ol’ Yaller died?”




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  6. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “Who here would rather be smoking dope?”




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  7. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “Anybody got any drugs?”




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  8. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “Eeeny meeny miny moe…”




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  9. OzarkHillbilly says:

    So… Dissolve Congress… Those in favor?”




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  10. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “Anybody need a bathroom break?”




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  11. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “Who’s got a good Texas joke? Sure are a lot of Texans here…”




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  12. Okay, raise your hands. Which one of you invited Joe Biden to Spring Break?




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  13. bill says:

    “so how many of you are sorry you voted for me again?”




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  14. JWH says:

    “We are the wooooooorld … “




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  15. Paul Hooson says:

    “Raise your hand if you’re Sure….”




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  16. Paul Hooson says:

    “How many of you are afraid of going in to THE VIEWPOINT CLUB?”




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  17. Hal_10000 says:

    OK, so, for our next song … who knows the words to “Never Gonna Give You Up”?




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  18. Paul Hooson says:

    “How many of you like Paul Hooson’s impression of Walter Brennan singing a gospel song on HEE HAW?”




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  19. Paul Hooson says:

    “How many of you like Paul Hooson’s impression of the long lost episode of Yogi Bear where he eats Ranger Smith, then sleeps in a cave for months…”




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  20. Paul Hooson says:

    “How many of you think that it’s too soon for Paul Hooson to tell David Brenner death jokes?”




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  21. Paul Hooson says:

    “How many of you kids wish that Romney became president so that you’d have to wear that Mormon holy underwear?”




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  22. Paul Hooson says:

    “How many of you kids know that the first bit of clothing the strippers take off at Paul’s club is the gunbelt? …It’s a tough club!”




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  23. Paul Hooson says:

    “How many of you kids are from that Nazi youth organization?”




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  24. al-Ameda says:

    Okay, all together now, “Hi mom!”




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  25. markm says:

    Obama: “Ok, I have a guy on the phone regarding a land acquisition deal. I need a sternly worded phrase that says ‘I really wish you wouldn’t’ combined with ‘or else’ but I don’t want to sound mean. Can anyone help?”.




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  26. Jeremy says:

    “I like a-you, I like a-you, definitely you, like a-you, you get out, like a-you…”




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  27. Jeremy says:

    “So how many of you regret your parents voting for me?”




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  28. Jack says:

    Obama – How many of you think that you can do a better job on the economy than me?




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  29. Paul Hooson says:

    “How many of you’d like to take a stick to Paul Hooson if you had half the chance? Ok, how about bottles? Ok, rocks?”




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  30. Idiot says:

    One of you get to chose which ally we abandon next…




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  31. RockThisTown says:

    “Who’s smarter than a 2nd-termer?”




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  32. RockThisTown says:

    “How many of you know I told the Lie of the Year, in spite of my media trying to keep it quiet?”




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  33. RockThisTown says:

    “How many of you are like me & have your brackets filled out?”




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  34. He who must not be named says:

    How many of you think we’ve always been at war with Eastasia?




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  35. He who must not be named says:

    Which of you are from District 11?




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  36. He who must not be named says:

    Who knows the next move in the Macarena?




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  37. He who must not be named says:

    I have a pen and a phone, and an awesome left bicep. Who wants to feel it?




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  38. He who must not be named says:

    So it’s 40% Yale and 60% Harvard.




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  39. RockThisTown says:

    “Can anyone tell me where Crimea is? No, really, please tell me where Crimea is.”




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  40. RockThisTown says:

    “How many of you think my pen is mightier than Putin’s sword?”




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  41. He who must not be named says:

    Who else used an Axe body spray this morning?




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  42. Donald Sensing says:

    “Okay, now let me see the hands of everyone who brought a pen and a phone!”




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  43. RockThisTown says:

    “OK, how many of you think I can make my comments without a teleprompter? OK, the rest of you can expect an IRS audit.”




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  44. Mu says:

    “Come on, you all went to Yale, like Sheila Jackson Lee. Lets try this again. Lift your left arm”




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  45. J.S.Bridges says:

    M’kay, who’s gonna carry the pooper-scooper for Bo’s morning walk?…Hey! – you in the back – no fair trying to curry favor by raising BOTH hands…




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  46. Idiot says:

    Only one of you will be allowed to keep seeing his or her own doctor….




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  47. Idiot says:

    Who wants to go with me next time I meet the Biebs?




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  48. Idiot says:

    The lucky winner gets to join Michelle and me for our morning workout.




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  49. Idiot says:

    How many of you expect to live in your parents’ basements for the rest of your lives?




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  50. Idiot says:

    Who will kiss my ring?




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  51. Idiot says:

    If your family or friends say bad things about Obamacare or me, will you report them to Lois Lerner and the IRS?




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  52. Idiot says:

    Calling on those with student loans, worthless degrees, and know how to make a half caff, double mocha latte…




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  53. Idiot says:

    Hail Obama!!!!!




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  54. Idiot says:

    We have some Kool-Aid over there, want some?




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  55. Idiot says:

    Who can recite the “Our Obama” prayer by heart?




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  56. Idiot says:

    Who thinks posture is the most essential part of being president?




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  57. Idiot says:

    Who wants to pick the next Fox on air personality that we accuse violating anti-espionage laws?




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  58. Idiot says:

    For those of you who aren’t raising your hands to take the pledge, we really do where all those Fast and Furious guns are….




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  59. al-Ameda says:

    “then you do the hokey pokey, and ….THAT’S what it’s all about.”




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  60. John425 says:

    President: “Who here agrees with me that I should enlarge the Supreme Court to 20 and abolish Presidential term limits?”




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  61. Idiot says:

    Yes, you, Supplicant #347, yes, you may speak.




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  62. He who must not be named says:

    Ok, which one of you is Spartacus?




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  63. He who must not be named says:

    Which of you have enrolled with the counterrevolutionary splinter group Americans for Organizing?




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  64. He who must not be named says:

    Who wants to see Carcosa?




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  65. He who must not be named says:

    Ok, which one of you is #Spartacus?




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  66. Paul Hooson says:

    “How many of you rather take your chances with a Catholic priest then fly on a Malaysian airliner?”




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  67. Paul Hooson says:

    “How many here know that in the event of a Malaysian pilot, your seat turns into a floatation device?”




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  68. Paul Hooson says:

    “How many here think that Jimmy Carter looks like Lincoln compared to me?”




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  69. Paul Hooson says:

    “How many here think that a goldfish could do a better job than me?”




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  70. Paul Hooson says:

    “If you like your Axe deodorant, you can keep your Axe deodorant…”




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  71. Paul Hooson says:

    “How many here know what retrograde ejaculation is?”




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  72. Paul Hooson says:

    “Suppose, for the sake of argument, you have a housefire. If you’re White, the first thing you might rescue is the golfclubs. If you’re Black, the TV. Or Chinese, the rice bowl…”




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  73. Paul Hooson says:

    “How many of you are happy to see Kevin Trudeau become someone’s prison bitch?”




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  74. RockThisTown says:

    “OK, no selfies today . . . this is all about me.”




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