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Viareggio Carnival Parade

(Laura Lezza/Getty Images) 3/30

Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Jenos Idanian #13 says:

    “OK, if that’s what you intended for Hillary Clinton’s first campaign spot, no wonder they put the whole campaign on hold.”

  2. Mu says:

    Now that’s a wardrobe malfunction!

  3. Hal_10000 says:

    Republicans have spent the last two weeks apologizing for the Hillary Clinton float they entered in the Macy’s parade.

  4. C. Clavin says:

    Every time the Koch Brothers drop acid they have the same bad trip with the same hallucinations.

  5. OzarkHillbilly says:

    If you think that’s bad, just wait until you see the Paul Ryan float.

  6. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Hillary crashes the gate at the Republican National Convention.

  7. OzarkHillbilly says:

    And some people wonder why Bill got it on with Monica.

  8. C. Clavin says:


  9. jd says:

    The Republican clown car just got wa-a-ay bigger.

  10. CSK says:

    Katy Perry did delivered the much-anticipated wardrobe malfunction at halftime, but Superbowl XLIX viewers were chagrined by the degree to which she had let herself go.

  11. al-Ameda says:

    Bruce Jenner is coming out

  12. Steve Hynd says:

    The new Margaret Thatcher monument was slightly controversial.

  13. Rodney Dill says:

    When Hillary told the Democratic Party PACs she was going to leave the GOP in the dust, she wished they would’ve avoided the French tinged You Can Eat My Poussiere to convey her message.

  14. Pinky says:

    Yeah, but when you tell the story to your friends later, she’s gonna be really hot.

  15. RockThisTown says:

    Boutros Boutros-Golleee!

  16. RockThisTown says:

    Can’t possibly be Hillary – those legs are too skinny.

  17. RockThisTown says:

    Angela Merkel shrieks in horror when she learns Bill Clinton & Jeffrey Epstein will attend the next G8 summit.

  18. RockThisTown says:

    The Merkel float – two massive scoops of vanilla laced with a German chocolate teddy.

  19. John Burgess says:

    Again, Elizabeth Warren pushes back against rumors that she wants to be POTUS.

  20. Franklin says:

    George W. wonders how he missed the machine-gun jubblies on Chancellor Merkel.

  21. Guarneri says:

    A spokesman for Sen Clinton noted she was rethinking her position on the NSA and Cloud storage protocols.

  22. DrDaveT says:

    In the dark, all cats are black. In an Italian parade, all female politicians look alike.

  23. Paul Hooson says:

    That’s the look on her face after Mr. Toad’s wild ride!

  24. Paul Hooson says:

    “Another satisfied customer!”

  25. Paul Hooson says:

    This week’s contest is a big bust….

  26. Paul Hooson says:

    “Put a bag on her head, and I’ll still do her!”

  27. Paul Hooson says:

    “It only gets worse….I got down to the lower part, and bats flew out!”

  28. Paul Hooson says:

    Disneyland has sure changed!

  29. Paul Hooson says:

    Men don’t like this ride so much….And, the ladies hate the “It’s A Small World” ride…

  30. Paul Hooson says:

    I won’t say that grandma;s been around the block before. But, the last guy tied a2x4 on his back so he wouldn’t fall in, but the board broke, and he fell in so deep that it took a search crew with ropes and ladders two days to find the guy wedged in a cervix….

  31. Paul Hooson says:

    You want to see disturbing? The Gary Busey float is next!

  32. John425 says:

    A Cliif Clavin dream come true! A rubber doll woman for his very own.

    A Hillary doll imitating a Lewinsky doll.

  33. Paul Hooson says:


  34. Franklin says:

    We’re in the navel now!

  35. Pinky says:

    “I’m Ready for Hillary” just got a whole lot scarier.

  36. John425 says:

    Angela Merkel doll is shocked to learn that coming up behind her is “The Greek Way” doll.

  37. Paul Hooson says:

    It only gets worse…She puts her teeth in a jar, but she does good gum…

  38. Paul Hooson says:

    During Mardi Gras some breasts are better left covered….

  39. Paul Hooson says:

    Like Kenny Rogers, you need to “hold ’em” sometimes when it comes to giving out Mardi Gras beads…

  40. Franklin says:

    This year’s parade features floats moving two abreast down the street.