Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, February 2, 2015
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
“OK, if that’s what you intended for Hillary Clinton’s first campaign spot, no wonder they put the whole campaign on hold.”
Now that’s a wardrobe malfunction!
Republicans have spent the last two weeks apologizing for the Hillary Clinton float they entered in the Macy’s parade.
Every time the Koch Brothers drop acid they have the same bad trip with the same hallucinations.
If you think that’s bad, just wait until you see the Paul Ryan float.
Hillary crashes the gate at the Republican National Convention.
And some people wonder why Bill got it on with Monica.
The Republican clown car just got wa-a-ay bigger.
Katy Perry did delivered the much-anticipated wardrobe malfunction at halftime, but Superbowl XLIX viewers were chagrined by the degree to which she had let herself go.
Bruce Jenner is coming out
The new Margaret Thatcher monument was slightly controversial.
When Hillary told the Democratic Party PACs she was going to leave the GOP in the dust, she wished they would’ve avoided the French tinged You Can Eat My Poussiere to convey her message.
Yeah, but when you tell the story to your friends later, she’s gonna be really hot.
Can’t possibly be Hillary – those legs are too skinny.
Angela Merkel shrieks in horror when she learns Bill Clinton & Jeffrey Epstein will attend the next G8 summit.
The Merkel float – two massive scoops of vanilla laced with a German chocolate teddy.
Again, Elizabeth Warren pushes back against rumors that she wants to be POTUS.
George W. wonders how he missed the machine-gun jubblies on Chancellor Merkel.
A spokesman for Sen Clinton noted she was rethinking her position on the NSA and Cloud storage protocols.
In the dark, all cats are black. In an Italian parade, all female politicians look alike.
That’s the look on her face after Mr. Toad’s wild ride!
“Another satisfied customer!”
This week’s contest is a big bust….
“Put a bag on her head, and I’ll still do her!”
“It only gets worse….I got down to the lower part, and bats flew out!”
Disneyland has sure changed!
Men don’t like this ride so much….And, the ladies hate the “It’s A Small World” ride…
I won’t say that grandma;s been around the block before. But, the last guy tied a2x4 on his back so he wouldn’t fall in, but the board broke, and he fell in so deep that it took a search crew with ropes and ladders two days to find the guy wedged in a cervix….
You want to see disturbing? The Gary Busey float is next!
A Cliif Clavin dream come true! A rubber doll woman for his very own.
A Hillary doll imitating a Lewinsky doll.
The worst sex toy ever: NEW FROM DOC JOHNSON “YOUR WIFE LOVE DOLL”! COMPLETE WITH VOICE!
We’re in the navel now!
“I’m Ready for Hillary” just got a whole lot scarier.
Angela Merkel doll is shocked to learn that coming up behind her is “The Greek Way” doll.
It only gets worse…She puts her teeth in a jar, but she does good gum…
During Mardi Gras some breasts are better left covered….
Like Kenny Rogers, you need to “hold ’em” sometimes when it comes to giving out Mardi Gras beads…
This year’s parade features floats moving two abreast down the street.
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