OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Beer Goggles Not Included Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Beer Goggles Not Included Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Mu – Now that’s a wardrobe malfunction!

Second: al-Ameda – Bruce Jenner is coming out

Third: Steve Hynd – The new Margaret Thatcher monument was slightly controversial.

HONORABLE MENTION

jd – The Republican clown car just got wa-a-ay bigger.

Paul Hooson – Disneyland has sure changed!

Hal_10000Republicans have spent the last two weeks apologizing for the Hillary Clinton float they entered in the Macy’s parade.

Jenos Idanian #13 – “OK, if that’s what you intended for Hillary Clinton’s first campaign spot, no wonder they put the whole campaign on hold.”

C. Clavin – Every time the Koch Brothers drop acid they have the same bad trip with the same hallucinations.

OzarkHillbilly – Hillary crashes the gate at the Republican National Convention.

John BurgessAgain, Elizabeth Warren pushes back against rumors that she wants to be POTUS.

Pinky – Yeah, but when you tell the story to your friends later, she’s gonna be really hot.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Hillary’s float was a big hit until it was found that the papermache was made from missing Rose Law Firm papers.

Worst.Superbowl.Ad.Ever.

The Sequel, ‘Filthy Shades of Gray’ was not as successful as the first movie.

The Hillary float was dubbed, “Oh, the Huge Inanity”

The crowd watched in horror at the impending and inevitable collision with the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. OzarkHillbilly says:

    I really should of been able to do better with this one. But somehow or other everything came out flat. Congrats to Mu, Al-Ameda (my fav) and Steve. All good.

  2. Franklin says:

    Al-Ameda’s was probably my favorite, too, but Rodney’s Wienermobile one was really amusing as well. Lots of good ones!

  3. Paul Hooson says:

    Always an enjoyable selection of jokes each week from everyone including Rodney. More fun than a barrel of Monkees From U.N.C.L.E.

  4. Tillman says:

    That was a good one all around.

  5. Mu says:

    Thanks, what shows again that the only time I win is when I write down the first think that comes to mind. Trying hard never works for me in this contest.

  6. RockThisTown says:

    Ditto, Mu. Like you, when I win (which is rare) it’s usually the first one I think of. After winning last week, none of mine make the cut at all this time.