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Monday, May 25, 2015
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President Obama plays hardball and punches future Senator Peter McNichols (D-FL) in the stomach when he asks to see a copy of the TPP.
Unable to have an intelligent conversation with members of Congress, Obama turns to a group of Kindergartners.
“Hey… His knee squeaks.”
“As long as I am President, you won’t have to clean toilets for lunch money.”
“Secretly, I like Twinkies for lunch too, but if Michelle asks say I said “Brussels Sprouts.”
There Obama goes again, trying to convince kids to stay in school. Will he ever stop?
Little girl: “When I grow up, I want to be a Republican.”
Obama thought bubble: “Dog… when can I get out of Texas?”
Little girl: “I hate Obamacare! I got shots yesterday!”
Obama: “But didn’t you get a lollipop afterwards?”
Michelle from off camera: “Who’s your Doctor? I need to have a conversation with him!”
Hey, Mr. President. That guy in the black suit who came with you just walked out with my mommy.
Little girl: “I like Hillary.”
Obama: “Hillary is nice enough.”
The president of the United States talks with a bunch of privileged white kids who have not yet learned to hate him for being a Kenyan socialist dictator.
No, I will not read My Pet Goat … bad stuff happens.
In an embarrassing moment, and despite hours of rehearsal, little Bobby Cooper requires prompting from his Russian handlers on the questions he is supposed to ask the President during his visit to Bobby’s kindergarten.
So, Susie, do you want to be my next Secretary of Transportation?
“Mr. President, I’ve looked everywhere & can’t find a legacy.”
The President shown taking tougher questions than Hillary has faced so far.
“Why, yes, Obamacare does have a provision for longer recesses . . . until you’re 26, in fact.”
“Listen, you little brat, I don’t care if you found Waldo first – I can make one phone call and Waldo’s drone dust.”
“You kids stay in school, learn about all 57 states, study the country of Europe & you, too, can grow up to have a teleprompter just like me.”
“It’s always a great pleasure to meet
with the future unemployed of America”
Little Billy Smith was so excited to meet the President that he peed his pants a little.
Little boy in foreground: “We learned about transagenderers today. Where do you go to poop?”
Polls prove this president still does very well among voters too young to read….
“Here, let me get down on your level. Oh, wait . . . “
Sadly, because of his large ears some children believed that he was Dumbo from the Disney movie. And, it didn’t help very much when some parents also referred to him as “Dumbo” as well in their private conversations…
Well hello there Clavin, Rafer, Michael and Al-ameda. So nice to finally meet you.
Suddenly, the room smelled a lot like DC.
Say what what you will about this classroom guest, he was at least better than the last guy who told the kids, “I stood kind of close to a defective microwave, but a guy like me probably shouldn’t have kids anyway…”
Well, better than the last guest at least. The last guy had to call his parole officer to be sure his appearance didn’t constitute a violation….
Some of the kids were very disappointed. Oprah had least has prizes hidden under the seats…
A few of the parents were so inspired, they may even register to vote…
Kid is doubled over in pain. First Ted Cruz, then Rand Paul and now this guy….Poor kid probably has an ulcer now….
President: “What do you want to do when you grow up little guy?”
Kid: “Join ISIS….”
President: “What does your daddy do?”
Kid: “Small town pizza lawyer…”
Kid: ” Is Foghorn Leghorn and the small town pizza lawyer the same guy?”
These kids were inspired that they want to grow up and vote Republican…
I knew I shouldn’t have pulled his finger.
The kids were very disappointed when this turned out to be the guest from Chicago. At the very least they had hoped for Steadman…
At least a better Chicago guest than Roger Ebert was. While Roger Ebert was known for film reviews, in the end it was indeed Roger Ebert who ended up on the cutting room floor…
@Paul Hooson: The kids were disappointed with Obama’s visit when nothing happened during his time there. “When George Bush visited schools, towers come tumbling down!” said one emphatic little boy.
Hey, if you are so powerful, why can’t you do something about the gravity in here? I can hardly stand up!
A highly trained but miniature Russian spy covertly steals the nuclear codes from Obama’s pocket.
@OzarkHillbilly: Little girl: “You think so? Cuz Newt Gingrich called her a bitch.”
Obama (Sotto Voco to the foreground kid) “Kid, that had better be rain water leaking through the roof.”
@OzarkHillbilly: What can I say, kids like excitement! Everything else is like watching paint dry!
Obama: “…just don’t stand that way around Harry Reid.”
The last guest explained his disability to the young students. But, this guest left the kids guessing…
Strangely, the kid in front and some of the parents share the same reaction….pissed off…
The last classroom guest was a small town pizza lawyer. He told the kids how the last judge set basil for his client very high…
“When I hold the President to my ear, I can hear the ocean. It makes me need to pee.”
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