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  1. edmondo says:

    President Obama plays hardball and punches future Senator Peter McNichols (D-FL) in the stomach when he asks to see a copy of the TPP.

  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Unable to have an intelligent conversation with members of Congress, Obama turns to a group of Kindergartners.

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “Hey… His knee squeaks.”

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “As long as I am President, you won’t have to clean toilets for lunch money.”

  5. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “Secretly, I like Twinkies for lunch too, but if Michelle asks say I said “Brussels Sprouts.”

  6. OzarkHillbilly says:

    There Obama goes again, trying to convince kids to stay in school. Will he ever stop?

  7. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Little girl: “When I grow up, I want to be a Republican.”

    Obama thought bubble: “Dog… when can I get out of Texas?”

  8. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Little girl: “I hate Obamacare! I got shots yesterday!”

    Obama: “But didn’t you get a lollipop afterwards?”

    LG: “Yessss…..”

    Michelle from off camera: “Who’s your Doctor? I need to have a conversation with him!”

  9. jd says:

    Hey, Mr. President. That guy in the black suit who came with you just walked out with my mommy.

  10. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Little girl: “I like Hillary.”

    Obama: “Hillary is nice enough.”

  11. Tony W says:

    The president of the United States talks with a bunch of privileged white kids who have not yet learned to hate him for being a Kenyan socialist dictator.

  12. Franklin says:

    No, I will not read My Pet Goat … bad stuff happens.

  13. Tony W says:

    In an embarrassing moment, and despite hours of rehearsal, little Bobby Cooper requires prompting from his Russian handlers on the questions he is supposed to ask the President during his visit to Bobby’s kindergarten.

  14. Moosebreath says:

    So, Susie, do you want to be my next Secretary of Transportation?

  15. RockThisTown says:

    “Mr. President, I’ve looked everywhere & can’t find a legacy.”

  16. RockThisTown says:

    The President shown taking tougher questions than Hillary has faced so far.

  17. RockThisTown says:

    “Why, yes, Obamacare does have a provision for longer recesses . . . until you’re 26, in fact.”

  18. Pinky says:

    “Listen, you little brat, I don’t care if you found Waldo first – I can make one phone call and Waldo’s drone dust.”

  19. RockThisTown says:

    “You kids stay in school, learn about all 57 states, study the country of Europe & you, too, can grow up to have a teleprompter just like me.”

  20. al-Ameda says:

    “It’s always a great pleasure to meet
    with the future unemployed of America”

  21. Moderate Mom says:

    Little Billy Smith was so excited to meet the President that he peed his pants a little.

  22. John425 says:

    Little boy in foreground: “We learned about transagenderers today. Where do you go to poop?”

  23. Paul Hooson says:

    Polls prove this president still does very well among voters too young to read….

  24. RockThisTown says:

    “Here, let me get down on your level. Oh, wait . . . “

  25. Paul Hooson says:

    Sadly, because of his large ears some children believed that he was Dumbo from the Disney movie. And, it didn’t help very much when some parents also referred to him as “Dumbo” as well in their private conversations…

  26. Guarneri says:

    Well hello there Clavin, Rafer, Michael and Al-ameda. So nice to finally meet you.

  27. David in KC says:

    Suddenly, the room smelled a lot like DC.

  28. Paul Hooson says:

    Say what what you will about this classroom guest, he was at least better than the last guy who told the kids, “I stood kind of close to a defective microwave, but a guy like me probably shouldn’t have kids anyway…”

  29. Paul Hooson says:

    Well, better than the last guest at least. The last guy had to call his parole officer to be sure his appearance didn’t constitute a violation….

  30. Paul Hooson says:

    Some of the kids were very disappointed. Oprah had least has prizes hidden under the seats…

  31. Paul Hooson says:

    A few of the parents were so inspired, they may even register to vote…

  32. Paul Hooson says:

    Kid is doubled over in pain. First Ted Cruz, then Rand Paul and now this guy….Poor kid probably has an ulcer now….

  33. Paul Hooson says:

    President: “What do you want to do when you grow up little guy?”

    Kid: “Join ISIS….”

  34. Paul Hooson says:

    President: “What does your daddy do?”

    Kid: “Small town pizza lawyer…”

  35. Paul Hooson says:

    Kid: ” Is Foghorn Leghorn and the small town pizza lawyer the same guy?”

  36. Paul Hooson says:

    These kids were inspired that they want to grow up and vote Republican…

  37. Hal_10000 says:

    I knew I shouldn’t have pulled his finger.

  38. Paul Hooson says:

    The kids were very disappointed when this turned out to be the guest from Chicago. At the very least they had hoped for Steadman…

  39. Paul Hooson says:

    At least a better Chicago guest than Roger Ebert was. While Roger Ebert was known for film reviews, in the end it was indeed Roger Ebert who ended up on the cutting room floor…

  40. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @Paul Hooson: The kids were disappointed with Obama’s visit when nothing happened during his time there. “When George Bush visited schools, towers come tumbling down!” said one emphatic little boy.

  41. Ed says:

    Hey, if you are so powerful, why can’t you do something about the gravity in here? I can hardly stand up!

  42. Franklin says:

    A highly trained but miniature Russian spy covertly steals the nuclear codes from Obama’s pocket.

  43. Franklin says:

    @OzarkHillbilly: Little girl: “You think so? Cuz Newt Gingrich called her a bitch.”

  44. shirt says:

    Obama (Sotto Voco to the foreground kid) “Kid, that had better be rain water leaking through the roof.”


  45. Paul Hooson says:

    @OzarkHillbilly: What can I say, kids like excitement! Everything else is like watching paint dry!

  46. rodney dill says:

    Obama: “…just don’t stand that way around Harry Reid.”

  47. Paul Hooson says:

    The last guest explained his disability to the young students. But, this guest left the kids guessing…

  48. Paul Hooson says:

    Strangely, the kid in front and some of the parents share the same reaction….pissed off…

  49. Paul Hooson says:

    The last classroom guest was a small town pizza lawyer. He told the kids how the last judge set basil for his client very high…

  50. DrDaveT says:

    “When I hold the President to my ear, I can hear the ocean. It makes me need to pee.”