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Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. JWH says:

    After last quarter’s fundraising, the Rand Paul campaign had to cut back on payroll.

  2. Moosebreath says:

    We need only 7 more to have a Minion minyan.

  3. Moosebreath says:

    Yes, we are not bananas!

  4. CrustyDem says:

    OOooo. Trump-ANA. TRUMP-ANA!!

  5. Mu says:

    I can’t believe they cancelled our gig, claiming Trump is funnier.

  6. OzarkHillbilly says:

    The KKK’s new garb just doesn’t have the same effect as the old robes and hoods.

  7. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Hitchhikers trying to get on the GOP Presidential bus tour.

  8. Tony W says:

    Military Intelligence

  9. Tillman says:

    Are white people really this into Minions or is this a giant joke?

  10. Tillman says:

    “Over there! A man whose head is being devoured by a ferret!”
    “That’s Trump, Fred.”

  11. Tillman says:

    Emil looked on as his erstwhile companion gestured towards the Bernie Sanders rally. And while his associate seemed to come alight at the prospect of participating in the political process, Emil knew it was all in vain.

  12. CSK says:

    As Donald Trump will be glad to tell you, even his suppositories are the biggest and the best.

  13. C. Clavin says:

    Dammit, Stuart…there are almost as many Republicans running for President as there are Minions. Lucky for us, Minions are smarter.

  14. Rodney Dill says:

    Hey! We’re not a paramecium, there’s three of us.

  15. Hal_10000 says:

    Minions, compelled as they are to serve the greatest villains, begin campaigning for Trump.

  16. Michael says:

    Yesterday, July 19, would have been Stuart Scott’s fiftieth birthday. Boo ya, Stuart.

  17. Hal_10000 says:

    Frank Luntz’s polling crew gets to work.

  18. EddieInCA says:

    All the people at a Trump rally, about five weeks from now.

  19. Pinky says:

    Secretary Kerry and his team celebrate the completion of the Iran deal.

  20. Franklin says:

    Look over there – a tailor shop specializing in overalls!

  21. Rodney Dill says:

    @Franklin: B’Gosh

  22. jd says:

    ‘Oh, no! The clown car left without us!’

  23. John425 says:

    Hillary’s minions: “Boo Ya ooo koo kachoo”.

    Cliif Clavin looking for the Hillary’s Minions Support Group. (hint: Cliffie–its over in the roped off section)

  24. Jeremy says:

    “And now for an exclusive look at the meltdown at Gawker, we turn to the Minions.”

  25. Paul Hooson says:

    That big Donald Trump rally…

  26. Paul Hooson says:

    Fans of Paul Hooson’s jokes are rather scarce…

  27. Paul Hooson says:

    Strangely, I thought that Jim Cramer had more fans than this….Boo Ya!

  28. edmondo says:

    And the surprise winner of the GOP Iowa caucus – with 3 votes, twice as many as his nearest competitor — was Congressman Franklin BooYa who immediately withdrew his name from consideration.

  29. Tony W says:

    Rush Limbaugh, having several years ago overcome the prescription drug problem that haunted him for many years, had the weirdest dream where the pills actually came to life. They seemed to be as confused as he was.

  30. rodney dill says:

    “Hey. You’re getting taller.”
    “I took a Viagra.”

    (Jees my own comment stuck in moderation, probably the ‘V’ word)

  31. Paul Hooson says:

    The last three people willing to invite Dylann Roof to their church on Sunday…

  32. rodney dill says:

    @Moosebreath: Hakol B’seder

  33. Paul Hooson says:

    The last three people willing to invite James Holmes out for a nice relaxing night at the theater…

  34. DrDaveT says:

    Why did the minion cross the road?
    To get to the punch line.

  35. Paul Hooson says:

    “Pardon me boys, but has anyone seen that Chattanooga shoo shoo shooter?”, said the fellow with the speech impediment…

  36. Paul Hooson says:

    @rodney dill: Wow, in that case I won’t tell any jokes where the punchline is Virginia….or, vagina….

  37. Paul Hooson says:

    Some people are just plain hard for the police to racially profile…

  38. Paul Hooson says:

    The worst ever henchmen for a James Bond villain ever….Time to go back to the Koreans…

  39. rodney dill says:

    @Paul Hooson: I don’t know. I think putting a derby hat on one and naming him Odd Knob might make a good Bond villian.

  40. al-Ameda says:

    “Greetings Earthlings, we’re here to meet your leader, Michele Bachmann.”

  41. Paul Hooson says:

    Surprisingly, they are all girls. And they aren’t proud of it, but they did a porno to pay for college entitled, “THE TERROR OF TINY TITS”…

  42. Paul Hooson says:

    One of them has the nickname, “One Eyed-Monster”…

  43. rodney dill says:

    Hillary’s campaign staph

  44. Pinky says:

    Moments later, they were hit by a car, and the street ran white with creamy filling.

  45. Paul Hooson says:

    Not to sound prejudiced, but they sure look like a couple of Twinkies to me…

  46. Paul Hooson says:

    Rejected Advertising slogan #109.457: THE MINIONS….Just like James Holmes, coming to a theater near you….

  47. Paul Hooson says:

    As it turns out, these three Minions actually went to that Aurora movie theater with James Holmes,but he disappeared to the candy counter during intermission. Later, when they visited him in jail, he asked them, “How was the second act?”…

  48. Paul Hooson says:

    These Minions were questioned about that breaking news Louisiana movie theater shooting, and one had this comment, “I knew James Holmes. James Holmes was a friend of mine. Sir, you’re no James Holmes”…

  49. Paul Hooson says:

    When questioned about the Louisiana shooting, one of the Minions commented, “Who knew that James Holmes sold franchises?”….

  50. Paul Hooson says:

    One Minion comments, “James Holmes? You’re no John Holmes…”

  51. Paul Hooson says:

    A Minion comments, “James Holmes is so outraged at that Louisiana theater shooting guy stealing his shtick that he may file a copyright infringement lawsuit…”