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Activists run as they clash with policemen during a protest ahead of the 2015 Paris Climate Conference, in Paris, Sunday, Nov. 29, 2015. More than 140 world leaders are gathering around Paris for high-stakes climate talks that start Monday, and activists are holding marches and protests around the world to urge them to reach a strong agreement to slow global warming. (AP Photo/Christophe Ena)

(AP Photo/Christophe Ena) 10/29

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Jeron says:

    Armed only with clown noses, they set about to change the world one laugh at a time!

  2. Mu says:

    Despite its great impact the new “visible fart” effect remained an outdoors-only attraction.

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    The Zombie apocalypse begins with these clowns.

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    The French respond to the ISIS attacks.

    (too soon?)

  5. jd says:

    Watch me, watch me! I’m in a box!
    Oh, Armand! You’re so clever!

  6. CSK says:

    Donald Trump and his campaign manager really go all out to attract the buffoon vote.

  7. Moosebreath says:

    Should you pirates be launching cannon fire at sea?
    Mime your own business!

  8. Franklin says:

    The Tear Gas of a Clown (performed by “Smokey” Robinson, of course)

  9. al-Ameda says:

    The Iowa Des Moines Caucus convenes in Paris

  10. Guarneri says:

    Still stinging from credibility issues, the Clinton campaign released new footage from the Bosnian ceremony. A spokesman noted, “as you can plainly see, the First Lady attempted an incognito rear door exit into the town square….” Tomorrow we will release childhood photos of Hillary as GI Joe and Neil Armstrong….

  11. Guarneri says:

    Vice President slot !? Listen, clown. They liked this speech about as good as they will your damned free beer economic plan, Sanders.

  12. Tony W says:

    Shortly before Super Tuesday, the final two Republican candidates for president square off against protesters.

  13. Hal_10000 says:

    They told us this would be the best way to blend in at the Trump rally.

  14. David in KC says:

    We’re in white face, don’t shoot.

  15. rodney dill says:

    @David in KC: Hand buzzers up! Don’t Shoot!

  16. markm says:

    Camera guy: “hey clown, you’re really funny.”

    Clown: “You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it’s me, I’m a little phucked up maybe, but I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to phuckin’ amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?”

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  18. Paul Hooson says:

    Apparently, French police have not foiled all of the terrorists yet. The French mimes remain free to roam the streets….

  19. Paul Hooson says:

    Sadly, I fail to fully appreciate all of the ramifications of this Jean Paul Sartre existential moment….But, maybe it will eventually come…or not…

  20. Paul Hooson says:

    “I knew Marceau Marceau. Marceau Marceau was a friend of mine. But, thankfully you’re no Sophie Marceau…”.

  21. Paul Hooson says:

    “I’ll give you two good reasons I prefer Sophie Marceau to Marceau Marceau…”.

  22. Paul Hooson says:

    “I hate to say it, but SHAKESPEARE/SADE is no better than MARAT/SADE…Both, leave me rather sade…”.

  23. Paul Hooson says:

    “Marceau Marceau was a friend of mime…”.

  24. Paul Hooson says:

    “Thankfully Marceau Marceau is at least gone!”.

    “Yes, but like a bad penny, Paul Hooson is back…”.

  25. Paul Hooson says:

    “I hate to say it, but this French park blocks version of Shakespeare’s HAMLET kind of sucks…”.

  26. Paul Hooson says:

    Strangely, the French version of Donald Trump is also kind of a clown as well…

  27. rodney dill says:

    @Paul Hooson: That’s Marcel Marceau

  28. rodney dill says:

    @Mu: …cause it smelled funny

  29. DrDaveT says:

    The best part about mime protests is that there’s no stupid rhyming chant.

    (Gotta go with @Franklin for the win…)

  30. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey, did you hear that Syed Farook was a restaurant health inspector?”.

    “That’s a tough inspector…”.

  31. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey, that Syed Farook sure has a tough way of dealing with restaurants that get failing grades…”.

  32. Paul Hooson says:

    “Syed Farook’s only friends run out of town…”.

  33. Paul Hooson says:

    Thank God the last restaurant I worked for got a passing health inspection grade from health inspector Syed Farook!”.

    “Yeah, I heard he’s murder if you fail…”.