OTB Caption Contest Winners

The "SERENITY COW" Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The “SERENITY COW” Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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First: Charles austinUh, cows only have four teats.

Second: Robert W. ArmijoDespite government assurances, clearly fall out side effects from the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant accident has begun to show up in our milk supply.(Cowzilla? – rodney)

Third: Peterh – Sorry…..I don’t do frontals… (Cow-ard – rodney)


The FuryI feel udderly ridiculous.

John BurgessYour milk or your life!

John425 – “Can you hear me now?” (Shouldn’t that be ‘Can you hear me cow?’ – rodney)

Michael Hamm – latest case of human Mad Cow Disease.

Robert – Cow arrested by FDA for giving raw milk.


Outstanding in Her Field.

As the cow reeled around, Edmund realized he had said “Parkay” just one time too many.

DRUDGEBREAKING: New photographic evidence shows how Osama Bin Laden was able to appear publicly in Pakistan without being detected. developing….

You butter not post those pictures on facebook.

When she blushed the answer to the age old question was answered once again.

Bossy? Who you callin’ bossy?

The Thursday Contest is already in another stick situation… room….

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. WOO HOO! Thanks for first, Rodney!