OTB Caption Contest

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, right, greets people in the audience as she arrives at a town hall campaign event, Sunday, Jan. 3, 2016, in Derry, N.H. (AP Photo/Steven Senne)

(AP Photo/Steven Senne)

Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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  1. Guarneri says:

    Hey!! I knew some people would get it! You just erase “classified……” and it’s not ! Do you watch Youtube videos, too? Well, you see….

  2. Mu says:

    “You like me Joker imitation?”

  3. RockThisTown says:

    “Yes! Voting for me early and often IS fun!”

  4. RockThisTown says:

    “I’m so excited today’s class subject is permanently deleting e-mails!”

  5. RockThisTown says:

    “I haven’t had this much fun since dodging sniper fire!”

  6. Tony W says:

    I’m losing to Bernie, but remember to vote for me in 2024!

  7. RockThisTown says:

    Hillary strikes a pose for her 2016 Halloween mask.

  8. al-Ameda says:

    “I know, right? 9 investigations and .. nothing!”

  9. Franklin says:

    Dammit, why isn’t my spidey-web coming out?!?

  10. edmondo says:

    Hillary greeted the little girl with open arms because she was the only female in the audience who hadn’t been groped by Bill- yet.

  11. Jc says:

    “Hi, Where’s my dad? Is he not joining you on this stop?”

  12. DrDaveT says:

    @al-Ameda: You beat me to it, al. Word for word what I was going to say. Honest.

  13. Jc says:

    Hilary greets kids with her freakishly long left hand…its does not go well.

  14. Jc says:

    “Hi kids! don’t forget to vote Hilary in 2024!”

  15. John430 says:

    Hillary: “Hey, you’re that Benghazi kid, right?”

    Hillary: “Hey, you’re Houma’s kid, right? The little Wiener?”

  16. Paul Hooson says:

    “Caesar Romero once taught me this big fake smile….I like it!”.

  17. Paul Hooson says:

    Hillary thinks to herself, “Donald Trump’s attacks are starting to work. I need a bigger smile to act like nothing’s wrong…”.

  18. Paul Hooson says:

    Hillary thinks to herself, “Sanders would be the oldest man ever nominated, much older than even Reagan. Sanders is an independent and not a true democrat or part of the party machine. Sanders is a Jew, and no Jew has ever been elected American president. Sanders is a socialist, and no socialist has ever even come close to being elected president…..So, why am I in mortal fear of losing to this guy?”…

  19. Paul Hooson says:

    Not the same Clinton, close but no cigar….

  20. Tillman says:

    “Come, child. Where we are going we do not need eyes to see.”

  21. Tillman says:

    Quickly pausing to adjust the mask, Tim Curry continues the greatest prank ever pulled.

  22. Paul Hooson says:

    Well, better than a casual drinking date back at Bill Cosby’s place, I guess….

  23. Paul Hooson says:

    Well, better than mac and cheese made with month old expired milk, I guess….

  24. Paul Hooson says:

    Well, better than giving up your first born for adoption, I guess….

  25. Paul Hooson says:

    Sadly, Jared Fogle or even an avowed Satan worshipper or a tsunami might be able to best her for the nomination right now…

  26. Paul Hooson says:

    What can Hillary be thinking when some angry old man with dementia wanders away from the nursing home and is able to best her for the nomination?

  27. Paul Hooson says:

    Oh she’s smiling now, but won’t be when she finds out her Secret Service codename is actually, “Lee Van Queef”….

  28. Paul Hooson says:

    Elle Crappy….

  29. markm says:

    Child: “…HILLARY….Hillary…I was just looking for pointers on setting up a closet mounted server in another state….aaaaand why is that creepy silver haired guy looking at me?”.

  30. markm says:

    Child: “HILLARY…..hi, my name is Ciny and I am in the fourth grade. I was wondering if you have any Aloe plants on the campaign bus?”.

    Hillary: “…why, no, I don’t believe I do”

    Child: “That’s a shame because you are about to feel THE BERN!!”

  31. markm says:

    Child: “TAMMY….Tammy Wynette….oops, sorry”

  32. Paul Hooson says:

    To Do List:

    Flash big smile, give speech…

    Wonder what Bill is up to…

    Delete Emails…