OTB Caption Contest
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
(AP Photo/Steven Senne)
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
(AP Photo/Steven Senne)
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Hey!! I knew some people would get it! You just erase “classified……” and it’s not ! Do you watch Youtube videos, too? Well, you see….
“You like me Joker imitation?”
“Yes! Voting for me early and often IS fun!”
“I’m so excited today’s class subject is permanently deleting e-mails!”
“I haven’t had this much fun since dodging sniper fire!”
I’m losing to Bernie, but remember to vote for me in 2024!
Hillary strikes a pose for her 2016 Halloween mask.
“I know, right? 9 investigations and .. nothing!”
Dammit, why isn’t my spidey-web coming out?!?
Hillary greeted the little girl with open arms because she was the only female in the audience who hadn’t been groped by Bill- yet.
“Hi, Where’s my dad? Is he not joining you on this stop?”
@al-Ameda: You beat me to it, al. Word for word what I was going to say. Honest.
Hilary greets kids with her freakishly long left hand…its does not go well.
“Hi kids! don’t forget to vote Hilary in 2024!”
Hillary: “Hey, you’re that Benghazi kid, right?”
Hillary: “Hey, you’re Houma’s kid, right? The little Wiener?”
“Caesar Romero once taught me this big fake smile….I like it!”.
Hillary thinks to herself, “Donald Trump’s attacks are starting to work. I need a bigger smile to act like nothing’s wrong…”.
Hillary thinks to herself, “Sanders would be the oldest man ever nominated, much older than even Reagan. Sanders is an independent and not a true democrat or part of the party machine. Sanders is a Jew, and no Jew has ever been elected American president. Sanders is a socialist, and no socialist has ever even come close to being elected president…..So, why am I in mortal fear of losing to this guy?”…
Not the same Clinton, close but no cigar….
“Come, child. Where we are going we do not need eyes to see.”
Quickly pausing to adjust the mask, Tim Curry continues the greatest prank ever pulled.
Well, better than a casual drinking date back at Bill Cosby’s place, I guess….
Well, better than mac and cheese made with month old expired milk, I guess….
Well, better than giving up your first born for adoption, I guess….
Sadly, Jared Fogle or even an avowed Satan worshipper or a tsunami might be able to best her for the nomination right now…
What can Hillary be thinking when some angry old man with dementia wanders away from the nursing home and is able to best her for the nomination?
Oh she’s smiling now, but won’t be when she finds out her Secret Service codename is actually, “Lee Van Queef”….
Elle Crappy….
Child: “…HILLARY….Hillary…I was just looking for pointers on setting up a closet mounted server in another state….aaaaand why is that creepy silver haired guy looking at me?”.
Child: “HILLARY…..hi, my name is Ciny and I am in the fourth grade. I was wondering if you have any Aloe plants on the campaign bus?”.
Hillary: “…why, no, I don’t believe I do”
Child: “That’s a shame because you are about to feel THE BERN!!”
Child: “TAMMY….Tammy Wynette….oops, sorry”
To Do List:
Flash big smile, give speech…
Wonder what Bill is up to…
Delete Emails…