OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Pressing The Flesh Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Pressing The Flesh Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, right, greets people in the audience as she arrives at a town hall campaign event, Sunday, Jan. 3, 2016, in Derry, N.H. (AP Photo/Steven Senne)


(AP Photo/Steven Senne)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Franklin – Dammit, why isn’t my spidey-web coming out?!?

Second: Paul Hooson – Hillary thinks to herself, “Donald Trump’s attacks are starting to work. I need a bigger smile to act like nothing’s wrong…”

Third: RockThisTown – “I haven’t had this much fun since dodging sniper fire!”

HONORABLE MENTION

Tony W – I’m losing to Bernie, but remember to vote for me in 2024!

Mu – “You like me Joker imitation?”

John430 – Hillary: “Hey, you’re Houma’s kid, right? The little Wiener?”

edmondo – Hillary greeted the little girl with open arms because she was the only female in the audience who hadn’t been groped by Bill- yet.

al-Ameda – “I know, right? 9 investigations and .. nothing!”

markm – Child: “…HILLARY….Hillary…I was just looking for pointers on setting up a closet mounted server in another state….aaaaand why is that creepy silver haired guy looking at me?”.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Girl: “Aaaagh… Man hands!”

Kid: “I wasn’t even born when you were relevant.”

It rubs the lotion on its skin, or it gets deposed again.

The years have not been kind to Martin Short.

“I’m not a monster, I have the heart of a child…. I keep it in my desk drawer.”

The event was best summed up when Christopher Walken voiced, “There’s no F’in way I wanted that much cow belle.”

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Paul Hooson says:

    Readers liked my joke more than I did here. It seemed too political to me, but I thought it had enough merit to post it. Thank you, my instincts to go with this were good then…

  2. Bill says:

    “Hi, I’m happy to have the bearded lady vote, just don’t touch me”