OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Pressing The Flesh Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Franklin – Dammit, why isn’t my spidey-web coming out?!?
Second: Paul Hooson – Hillary thinks to herself, “Donald Trump’s attacks are starting to work. I need a bigger smile to act like nothing’s wrong…”
Third: RockThisTown – “I haven’t had this much fun since dodging sniper fire!”
Tony W – I’m losing to Bernie, but remember to vote for me in 2024!
Mu – “You like me Joker imitation?”
John430 – Hillary: “Hey, you’re Houma’s kid, right? The little Wiener?”
edmondo – Hillary greeted the little girl with open arms because she was the only female in the audience who hadn’t been groped by Bill- yet.
al-Ameda – “I know, right? 9 investigations and .. nothing!”
markm – Child: “…HILLARY….Hillary…I was just looking for pointers on setting up a closet mounted server in another state….aaaaand why is that creepy silver haired guy looking at me?”.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Girl: “Aaaagh… Man hands!”
Kid: “I wasn’t even born when you were relevant.”
It rubs the lotion on its skin, or it gets deposed again.
The years have not been kind to Martin Short.
“I’m not a monster, I have the heart of a child…. I keep it in my desk drawer.”
The event was best summed up when Christopher Walken voiced, “There’s no F’in way I wanted that much cow belle.”