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Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Workers clean a giant statue of elephant-headed Hindu god Ganesha at a temple in Chachoengsao province, east of Bangkok, Thailand, January 30, 2016. The statue sits at a height of 49 meters and measures 19 meters in width.  REUTERS/Chaiwat Subprasom      TPX IMAGES OF THE DAY

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Jenos Idanian says:

    “Um… Hilary? Maybe you ought to go back to the pantsuits.”

  2. Jenos Idanian says:

    Workers get a head start on the pink elephant floats for Donald Trump’s inauguration.

  3. Jenos Idanian says:

    Careful, boys… that statue’s pachyn’.”

  4. Jenos Idanian says:

    Workers put the finishing touches on the lead float for the Pachysexual Pride parade…

  5. RockThisTown says:

    After his Iowa win, Donald Trump declares himself Supreme Ruler of Making America Great . . . and Pink.

  6. Jenos Idanian says:

    Finally revealed: Bernie Sanders’ chief economic advisor.

  7. RockThisTown says:

    In one hand Hillary holds a tusk she lost in a fight with Bernie. In the other, she holds a whoopie cushion she plans to use to defeat Trump . . . all while surrounded by private servers.

  8. rodney dill says:

    Bill Clinton: “I haven’t seen something that big and pink since….”
    Hillary Clinton: “BILLLLLL!!!!
    Bill Clinton: “Nevermind.”

  9. Mu says:

    The Republican emblem for the 2020 election cycle heralded a drastic change in the stand on SSM

  10. Jc says:

    The float entry for the parade was simply titled: “Trump and Cruz: the new GOP”

  11. OzarkHillbilly says:

    The GOP’s latest fund raising mascot.

  12. OzarkHillbilly says:

    In a desperate attempt at improving his poll numbers, Chris Christie shows up in NH in drag.

  13. RockThisTown says:

    After Obama mispronounces Ganesha as geisha, Bill Clinton appears out of nowhere.

  14. JWh says:

    The Log Cabin Republicans decided to go big for the 2016 Iowa caucuses.

  15. James Pearce says:

    When this Ganesha gets thirsty, you need a ladder, a shovel, and a milk truck.

  16. jd says:

    Republicans finally present their Obamacare replacement: Pull Your Own D*mn Tusk.

  17. Moosebreath says:

    New decorations for the Trump Taj Mahal

  18. al-Ameda says:

    “American Express Call Center, this is Ganesh, how may I help you?”

  19. CSK says:

    Well, I see everybody already beat me to all the good Trump, call center, and mascot jokes

  20. Jeremy says:

    “Does this religion make me look fat?”

  21. Hal_10000 says:

    The log cabin Republicans were an unexpectedly strong presence in the Iowa caucuses.

  22. Hal_10000 says:

    With Rubio going down in flames, the Republican establishment turns to their last hope for a candidate less silly than Trump.

  23. Franklin says:

    Throw me a frickin’ bone here!

  24. Paul Hooson says:

    The Matterhorn ride at India’s Disneyland is kind of weird…

  25. rodney dill says:

    The prognostication from Punjab Tawny Phil is that — Bernie Sanders has seen Hillary’s cankles so there will be six more weeks of winter.

  26. CSK says:

    What Hindu alcoholics see when they drink much too much.

  27. Paul Hooson says:

    Paul Hooson is having a hard time coming up with good jokes this week. He blames that small head/small brain illness going around…

  28. Wyatt Earp says:

    All hail Squidward!

  29. Paul Hooson says:

    I hate to say it, but Nikki Haley’s proposal for a new Republican Party emblem may be a tad too Indian for most Republicans…

  30. Paul Hooson says:

    Blame Bobby Jindal….

  31. Paul Hooson says:

    Tusk, tusk….

  32. Paul Hooson says:

    This Indian restaurant made the mistake of asking some festive looking American visitors if they had reservations. One of the them proudly said, “Cherokee, and you should see our new casino!”.

  33. Paul Hooson says:

    Not what most people would think of for an Indian casino design….

  34. Paul Hooson says:

    All You Can Eat Bombay Potatoes, $9.95!

  35. Paul Hooson says:

    The birth of the Jewish faith, Abraham’s relationship with God goes back 3800 years…

    The birth of the Christian faith goes back to 1AD with Jesus…

    The birth of the Muslim faith begin with the birth of Muhammad in 570AD….

    The birth of this new Indian faith was around 10am this morning….

  36. Paul Hooson says:

    Another GOP candidate that Ted Cruz falsely claimed was quitting the race in an effort to steal their votes?

  37. Guarneri says:

    …Because he can…

  38. Paul Hooson says:

    “I know a quiet little French place….This isn’t it…”.

  39. Paul Hooson says:

    “I know a quiet little French place….This isn’t it…”.

  40. Paul Hooson says:

    “I know a quiet little French place….This isn’t it…”.