Monday, February 1, 2016
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
“Um… Hilary? Maybe you ought to go back to the pantsuits.”
Workers get a head start on the pink elephant floats for Donald Trump’s inauguration.
Careful, boys… that statue’s pachyn’.”
Workers put the finishing touches on the lead float for the Pachysexual Pride parade…
After his Iowa win, Donald Trump declares himself Supreme Ruler of Making America Great . . . and Pink.
Finally revealed: Bernie Sanders’ chief economic advisor.
In one hand Hillary holds a tusk she lost in a fight with Bernie. In the other, she holds a whoopie cushion she plans to use to defeat Trump . . . all while surrounded by private servers.
Bill Clinton: “I haven’t seen something that big and pink since….”
Hillary Clinton: “BILLLLLL!!!!
Bill Clinton: “Nevermind.”
The Republican emblem for the 2020 election cycle heralded a drastic change in the stand on SSM
The float entry for the parade was simply titled: “Trump and Cruz: the new GOP”
The GOP’s latest fund raising mascot.
In a desperate attempt at improving his poll numbers, Chris Christie shows up in NH in drag.
After Obama mispronounces Ganesha as geisha, Bill Clinton appears out of nowhere.
The Log Cabin Republicans decided to go big for the 2016 Iowa caucuses.
When this Ganesha gets thirsty, you need a ladder, a shovel, and a milk truck.
Republicans finally present their Obamacare replacement: Pull Your Own D*mn Tusk.
New decorations for the Trump Taj Mahal
“American Express Call Center, this is Ganesh, how may I help you?”
Well, I see everybody already beat me to all the good Trump, call center, and mascot jokes
“Does this religion make me look fat?”
The log cabin Republicans were an unexpectedly strong presence in the Iowa caucuses.
With Rubio going down in flames, the Republican establishment turns to their last hope for a candidate less silly than Trump.
Throw me a frickin’ bone here!
The Matterhorn ride at India’s Disneyland is kind of weird…
The prognostication from Punjab Tawny Phil is that — Bernie Sanders has seen Hillary’s cankles so there will be six more weeks of winter.
What Hindu alcoholics see when they drink much too much.
Paul Hooson is having a hard time coming up with good jokes this week. He blames that small head/small brain illness going around…
All hail Squidward!
I hate to say it, but Nikki Haley’s proposal for a new Republican Party emblem may be a tad too Indian for most Republicans…
Blame Bobby Jindal….
This Indian restaurant made the mistake of asking some festive looking American visitors if they had reservations. One of the them proudly said, “Cherokee, and you should see our new casino!”.
Not what most people would think of for an Indian casino design….
All You Can Eat Bombay Potatoes, $9.95!
The birth of the Jewish faith, Abraham’s relationship with God goes back 3800 years…
The birth of the Christian faith goes back to 1AD with Jesus…
The birth of the Muslim faith begin with the birth of Muhammad in 570AD….
The birth of this new Indian faith was around 10am this morning….
Another GOP candidate that Ted Cruz falsely claimed was quitting the race in an effort to steal their votes?
…Because he can…
“I know a quiet little French place….This isn’t it…”.
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