OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

REUTERS/Chaiwat Subprasom

Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Maggie Mama says:

    I know the pilot made a perfect three-point landing because the tail is down.

  2. Maggie Mama says:

    It’s a bird. It’s a plane. It’s a …? It IS a plane, and that’s not bull!

  3. Maggie Mama says:

    Everybody wants to be a cowboy.

  4. Micahel Listner says:

    Somebody has been drinking something and it’s not just the pilot.

  5. Jay Tea says:

    “OK, Joe, Air Force Two is ready for you!”


  6. Mr. Prosser says:

    The Taliban proudly show off their newly developed drone to the world.

  7. OzarkHillbilly says:

    I wonder what the offspring will look like?

  8. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @Mr. Prosser: You beat me to it.

  9. JKB says:

    Turns out the “Drone virus” was more of a spell.

  10. rodney dill says:

    @Mr. Prosser: Turned out to be an udder failure.

  11. Michael Hamm says:

    Donkey better watch out for the Pilot’s Tailhook.

  12. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @rodney dill: Ouch.

  13. jfoobar says:

    The technological advances within the Thai Air Force are simply ass-tounding.

  14. Gollum says:

    The design team clearly mistook their mandate to wed technology and natural durability.

  15. Drew says:

    President Obama was reportedly seething in anger upon learning of Thailand’s beating us to a “green” aviation industry.

  16. Drew says:

    Not widely appreciated, the Wright Brothers, being the visionaries they were, initially introduced an “eco-friendly” version of the airplane.

  17. Thailand rolls out the world’s first-ever buffalo-based single aircraft carrier during its annual military parade.

  18. From Walt Disney’s secret blackmail vault: Dumbo’s father caught cheating.

  19. mannning says:

    Minor adjustments are needed for takeoff or we will have a headless bull.

  20. John425 says:

    White House hybrid vehicle: It flies around with a lot of bull.

  21. rodney dill says:

    @mannning: and a BBQ

  22. physics geek says:

    I no longer have to wonder where the beef is.

    Cashing in my frequent flier miles did not turn out quite like I thought it would.

    “I hope you enjoy your in flight meal. Each passenger will be given a hamburger bun and whatever happens, happens.”

  23. NickNot says:

    Is that an airplane in your pocket or….

  24. NickNot says:

    But it runs on renewable fuel

  25. NickNot says:

    Pilot to bombardier, pilot to bombardier…GO bombardier!

  26. NickNot says:

    Democrats are flying high again!

  27. NickNot says:

    lil help?!?

  28. NickNot says:

    With two bottles of Cuervo, a couple of boxes, and some duct tape, you can make darn near anything.

  29. NickNot says:


  30. NickNot says:

    And now…. for my next trick…

  31. NickNot says:

    I bet she wants me back now

  32. NickNot says:

    Well, it seemed like a good idea 3 days ago…

  33. NickNot says:

    The TSA has taken this thing just a little too far

  34. jd says:

    Forget the caption. I just want to know how he’s supporting that tail!

  35. Maggie Mama says:

    Desperate to fight off continued criticism, Al Gore has been searching for a private plane that would not only reduce his carbon footprint but also offset all flights with the trees necessary to render his trips totally carbon neutral.

  36. Maggie Mama says:

    Things are getting real hinky at Zucotti Park ever since the protesters lost control of their anti-Wall Street message..

  37. KRM says:

    Hey diddle diddle…”

  38. John425 says:

    Pre-Flight inspection:
    Hay bales for fuel—check
    Bovine methane for booster jets—check
    Stone(d) pilot strapped in—check

  39. Occupy Wall Street are doing floats now?

  40. mannning says:

    It is suggested that a rack of spurs on the wheels will be needed for takeoff…

  41. mannning says:

    @rodney dill:

    Oh yes, a BBQ is definitely in the offing!