Monday, October 10, 2016
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
“This portable escalator was worth every penny”
As shown in this chart, Hillary’s descent is inversely proportional to the amount of tail Bill gets.
In this photo obtained from a classified e-mail, Hillary dodges sniper fire as she exits her plane during Operation Tailhook.
I’m Hillary. Fly me.
Trump’s campaign plane, true to the character of its owner, wiggles its ass at Hillary Clinton as she arrives for a campaign rally.
Observers were surprised that Clinton appeared unruffled by the violent backwash of the jet, but then remembered she’s spent three hours debating Trump.
Hey why does Bill get to sit up front and I get to sit in the back
“… the stairway to heaven goes down?”
Me Above All.
Hillary: “OK, OK, enough with the cigar references”
Time flies. When Hillary was just a kid she wanted to become an astronaut. She aimed high! Then she landed the president job instead. Not too shabby. To make everybody happy, she promises that like in The Jetisons cartoon, everybody would get a flying machine of their own after the investments in renewable energy had paid off.
Trump was throwing the kitchen sink at Hillary. He even threw his own aircraft at her. But she took it on stride and rode the aircraft to the inauguration day.
Typical Hillary. Arse end up.
Hillary: “WTF? How did I end up on a Trump airplane?”
Hillary: “I’m gonna tax the rich so that everyone can have a jet plane just like mine.”
Hillary: “Look everybody. See what owning your own foundation gets you?”
Although the answer is plane to see, Hillary briefly forgets which wing is the vast conspiracy.
Is her broom broken?
In which Hillary Clinton bravely pretends that she comes with no baggage.
Funny, you bastards now back up this plane or you won`t fly kites when I`m through with you.
In prayer, giving thanks to God for the one man in her life that will make her president. That man? Donald Trump…
Just got done thanking her hardest working campaign worker inside. Wally. Is an old-looking hunched-backed and stooped-over grey haired man who works nights and he works days. Wally never likes to take a break ever. Wally works 365 days a year, 20 hours a day. Hillary found out that Wally is having a birthday in a couple of days, so she asked Wally, “BTW, how old are you going to be, Wally?”.
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