OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM



Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Mu says:

    “This portable escalator was worth every penny”

  2. RockThisTown says:

    As shown in this chart, Hillary’s descent is inversely proportional to the amount of tail Bill gets.

  3. RockThisTown says:

    In this photo obtained from a classified e-mail, Hillary dodges sniper fire as she exits her plane during Operation Tailhook.

  4. Moosebreath says:

    I’m Hillary. Fly me.

  5. Tony W says:

    Trump’s campaign plane, true to the character of its owner, wiggles its ass at Hillary Clinton as she arrives for a campaign rally.

  6. Hal_10000 says:

    Observers were surprised that Clinton appeared unruffled by the violent backwash of the jet, but then remembered she’s spent three hours debating Trump.

  7. barbintheboonies says:

    Hey why does Bill get to sit up front and I get to sit in the back

  8. al-Alameda says:

    “… the stairway to heaven goes down?”

  9. RockThisTown says:

    Me Above All.

  10. Franklin says:

    Hillary: “OK, OK, enough with the cigar references”

  11. Aelio says:

    Time flies. When Hillary was just a kid she wanted to become an astronaut. She aimed high! Then she landed the president job instead. Not too shabby. To make everybody happy, she promises that like in The Jetisons cartoon, everybody would get a flying machine of their own after the investments in renewable energy had paid off.

  12. Aelio says:

    Trump was throwing the kitchen sink at Hillary. He even threw his own aircraft at her. But she took it on stride and rode the aircraft to the inauguration day.

  13. john430 says:

    Typical Hillary. Arse end up.

    Hillary: “WTF? How did I end up on a Trump airplane?”

    Hillary: “I’m gonna tax the rich so that everyone can have a jet plane just like mine.”

    Hillary: “Look everybody. See what owning your own foundation gets you?”

  14. Franklin says:

    Although the answer is plane to see, Hillary briefly forgets which wing is the vast conspiracy.

  15. Paul Hooson says:

    Is her broom broken?

  16. DrDaveT says:

    In which Hillary Clinton bravely pretends that she comes with no baggage.

  17. barbintheboonies says:

    Funny, you bastards now back up this plane or you won`t fly kites when I`m through with you.

  18. Paul Hooson says:

    In prayer, giving thanks to God for the one man in her life that will make her president. That man? Donald Trump…

  19. Paul Hooson says:

    Just got done thanking her hardest working campaign worker inside. Wally. Is an old-looking hunched-backed and stooped-over grey haired man who works nights and he works days. Wally never likes to take a break ever. Wally works 365 days a year, 20 hours a day. Hillary found out that Wally is having a birthday in a couple of days, so she asked Wally, “BTW, how old are you going to be, Wally?”.