Monday, January 9, 2017
Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
Trump’s courier arrives.
Hilary starts the 2020 campaign early, and she’s not leaving out any groups however minor.
Having failed dismally at the remake of “Ben Hur”, Hollywood attempts another remake in another century and another hemisphere; perhaps on another planet far, far away.
Trump grabs the reins while Pelosi & Schumer continue yelping.
Putin guides the 2016 U.S. election.
White reindeer, white snow, white tepees, white shirt – racist!
The Democrats swear to take on the role of Santa, promising to give away anything and everything to their constituency, if only they put them back in office.
Excuse me, while I whip this out . . .
Black Hooves Matter.
As promised, many Democrats are high-tailing it to Canada after the election.
This picture was taken in Russia. But just beyond the rope barrier you can see Sarah Palin’s house.
now THIS, this … is what White nationalism is all about
Four years into the Trump Administration, Washington DC feels somehow different.
Putin initiates Russia’s new national pastime: the running of the Republicans.
They never let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games. Bastards
“I’ll never get this mofo pig off the ground with Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen down with the flu.”
Once Hollywood started down the path of greenlighting films specifically to please markets like China, it was just a matter of time before we saw the standalone prequel focusing on The Phantom Menace‘s podracer Sebulba and his youth in Murmansk.
Loved Ben, hated Hur…
“From the land of ice and snow, the Yak race from the world below…”.
President Trump’s first executive order? Meryl Streep gets exiled to Siberia…
Sarah Palin can see Meryl Streep’s home in exile from her place…
Future site of the 2020 Republican National Convention, which
will be sponsored by the color White
which will be sponsored by the color White
“and the number 1”
“Hurry up you damn snow-yaks! It’s nearly time for Erin Burnett on CNN and papa’s love-muscle needs a workout!”.
“Holy crap! I’ve got to hurry home to watch MOESHA on cable!”.
“Some people just leave their Christmas decorations up way too long. Just saying…”.
“Gez! 2017 and no flying cars with heating and a glass top! Thank you George Jetson!”.
An Eskimo has a housefire. The first thing he rescues is the icecube tray…
Not surprisingly, the most popular adult video rentals around these parts involve snowballing…
“The rats grow rather large around these parts. So, I decided to put them to work. You can’t blame me…”.
“Oy Vey! If not for the Eskimo wife trading, I’d move to Miami!”.
That’s one way to get around in Washington when it snows !
An act of sled of hand?
“Hurry! Pottery Barn closes at 6pm!”.
Not pictured here is Rudolph. His antlers looked close enough to a Menorah, so he’s doing duty at that Jewish event today…
You might think this is Alaska, but it’s actually a town in West Virginia with a really bad problem with dandruff…
I hate to say it, but Uber service kind of sucks around here…
Miamians revel in 36 inches of global warming.
Meryl Streep races to halt the inauguration.
When you order a pizza around here, it is guaranteed to arrive in 30 days or less, or it’s free!
Kind of like Oprah, the yaks left prizes under the seat…
Kevin Costner’s WATERWORLD seemed bad. But, this DANDRUFFWORLD seems even worse…
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5. Yakky Yak, don’t sled back…
4. Jingle Bells, shotgun shells, oh what fun in a New York rat driven sleigh…
3. Uh, let me guess, Rosebud?
2. A mental patient shows his doctor this photo. “Look doctor! There’s a teepee and there’s a wigwam! A teepee, a wigwam!”. The doctor tells him, “Calm down, you’re two tents!”.
And, drum roll…
1. The heartbreak of psoriasis?’.
Meryl Streep arrives at the Golden Globes this year in style.
Putin helped Trump win? Inuit all along!
It turns out that ‘zamboni’ is actually derived from a Yakut word meaning “village idiot”.
She learned it from Obama to lead from behind.
Uh, delivery service for the phone book that little Dylann Roof will need to sit on in the electric chair?
Celebrating his safe return from a dollar store. While he was inside he saw a Muslim family walk in, but breathed a sign of relief when they bought something and left without blowing up the place…
Can’t you see that he’s clearing the snow from the landing strip somewhere in Mongolia?
I have brought proof of the myth of global warming from our great friend, and I mean our really, really great friend, Vladimir.
Not your typical “two car” family. He loves his Yak sled, while his wife prefers to ride the Sybian…
Not to be outdone, his wife put snow skids on her Sybian when she rides it…
A few minutes ago a state trooper stopped him and issued him a warning to use chains or traction devices…
RIDE CAPTAIN RIDE(ON YOUR MYSTERY SLED)?
First he plows his way back home with a new snow plow. Then he plows his yard, later his wife…
The Adorable Snowman? (Thank you Rex Reed, the Jodie Foster of his generation…).
Drives the neighborhood crazy playing MR. BOOMBASTIC by Shaggy full blast all the way home…
This Mongolian food take-out delivery driver has a lot in common with a Rabbi friend who performs circumcisions. Both work for tips…
“Just 49 more payments at 35% interest, and this piece of crap sled is all mine!”.
“I think that used sled salesman gave me a real snowjob!”.
Rushing home to build an anatomically correct snowwoman?
So this guy from Los Angeles dreams of quitting his job and living off the land in remote Alaska. So he moves there and buys a team of Yaks from a local Eskimo that he uses to drive his sled and he milks them every morning for milk. He uses Yak milk in his cereal, in his coffee, he even makes Yak milk cheese. One day the Eskimo asks how are the Yaks ” working out”. “Great” he tells him, “I love their milk!”. The Eskimo responds, “But, all the Yaks I sold you are males?”.
“When I bought the sled, the wife kept telling me to buy the extended warranty. I told we’d be “fine”… I should have bought the extended warranty…”.
“I heard that Citizen Kane ended up this way…”.
Newly retired and desiring to “see America,” but long since having given up her drivers license, Hillary Clinton enrolled in the nearest driving school she could find.
Still chafing from claims of being out of touch with the common man, an awkward moment occurred as Hillary proudly showed off her new ride, “a vintage Mustangs.”
As evidence of Ivankas “unnatural fondness for animals” Buzzfeed presented this photo, reportedly after emerging from the tent, and first given to CNN by Russian spies.
“North Pole? Funny, you don’t look North Polish?”‘.
Somewhere out there in Paul Hooson’s public storage is a sled with the word “Snowball” inscribed(Rodney will get this inside joke…).
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