OTB Caption Contest

Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. James Pearce says:

    Trump’s courier arrives.

  2. Mu says:

    Hilary starts the 2020 campaign early, and she’s not leaving out any groups however minor.

  3. Lilimarlene says:

    Having failed dismally at the remake of “Ben Hur”, Hollywood attempts another remake in another century and another hemisphere; perhaps on another planet far, far away.

  4. RockThisTown says:

    Trump grabs the reins while Pelosi & Schumer continue yelping.

  5. RockThisTown says:

    Putin guides the 2016 U.S. election.

  6. RockThisTown says:

    White reindeer, white snow, white tepees, white shirt – racist!

  7. Jack says:

    The Democrats swear to take on the role of Santa, promising to give away anything and everything to their constituency, if only they put them back in office.

  8. RockThisTown says:

    Excuse me, while I whip this out . . .

  9. RockThisTown says:

    Black Hooves Matter.

  10. Franklin says:

    As promised, many Democrats are high-tailing it to Canada after the election.

  11. Franklin says:

    This picture was taken in Russia. But just beyond the rope barrier you can see Sarah Palin’s house.

  12. al-Alameda says:

    now THIS, this … is what White nationalism is all about

  13. Tony W says:

    Four years into the Trump Administration, Washington DC feels somehow different.

  14. Hal_10000 says:

    Putin initiates Russia’s new national pastime: the running of the Republicans.

  15. barbintheboonies says:

    They never let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games. Bastards

  16. rodney dill says:

    “I’ll never get this mofo pig off the ground with Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen down with the flu.”

  17. Jon Waltz says:

    Once Hollywood started down the path of greenlighting films specifically to please markets like China, it was just a matter of time before we saw the standalone prequel focusing on The Phantom Menace‘s podracer Sebulba and his youth in Murmansk.

  18. Paul Hooson says:

    Loved Ben, hated Hur…

  19. Paul Hooson says:

    “From the land of ice and snow, the Yak race from the world below…”.

  20. Paul Hooson says:

    President Trump’s first executive order? Meryl Streep gets exiled to Siberia…

  21. Paul Hooson says:

    Sarah Palin can see Meryl Streep’s home in exile from her place…

  22. al-Alameda says:

    Future site of the 2020 Republican National Convention, which
    will be sponsored by the color White

  23. Tony W says:


    which will be sponsored by the color White

    “and the number 1”

  24. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hurry up you damn snow-yaks! It’s nearly time for Erin Burnett on CNN and papa’s love-muscle needs a workout!”.

  25. Paul Hooson says:

    “Holy crap! I’ve got to hurry home to watch MOESHA on cable!”.

  26. Paul Hooson says:

    “Some people just leave their Christmas decorations up way too long. Just saying…”.

  27. Paul Hooson says:

    “Gez! 2017 and no flying cars with heating and a glass top! Thank you George Jetson!”.

  28. Paul Hooson says:

    An Eskimo has a housefire. The first thing he rescues is the icecube tray…

  29. Paul Hooson says:

    Not surprisingly, the most popular adult video rentals around these parts involve snowballing…

  30. Paul Hooson says:

    “The rats grow rather large around these parts. So, I decided to put them to work. You can’t blame me…”.

  31. Paul Hooson says:

    “Oy Vey! If not for the Eskimo wife trading, I’d move to Miami!”.

  32. Tyrell says:

    That’s one way to get around in Washington when it snows !

  33. DrDaveT says:


  34. Paul Hooson says:

    An act of sled of hand?

  35. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hurry! Pottery Barn closes at 6pm!”.

  36. Paul Hooson says:

    Not pictured here is Rudolph. His antlers looked close enough to a Menorah, so he’s doing duty at that Jewish event today…

  37. Paul Hooson says:

    You might think this is Alaska, but it’s actually a town in West Virginia with a really bad problem with dandruff…

  38. Paul Hooson says:

    I hate to say it, but Uber service kind of sucks around here…

  39. john430 says:

    Miamians revel in 36 inches of global warming.

    Meryl Streep races to halt the inauguration.

  40. Paul Hooson says:

    When you order a pizza around here, it is guaranteed to arrive in 30 days or less, or it’s free!

  41. Paul Hooson says:

    Kind of like Oprah, the yaks left prizes under the seat…

  42. Paul Hooson says:

    Kevin Costner’s WATERWORLD seemed bad. But, this DANDRUFFWORLD seems even worse…

  43. Paul Hooson says:


    5. Yakky Yak, don’t sled back…

    4. Jingle Bells, shotgun shells, oh what fun in a New York rat driven sleigh…

    3. Uh, let me guess, Rosebud?

    2. A mental patient shows his doctor this photo. “Look doctor! There’s a teepee and there’s a wigwam! A teepee, a wigwam!”. The doctor tells him, “Calm down, you’re two tents!”.

    And, drum roll…

    1. The heartbreak of psoriasis?’.

  44. Tony W says:

    Meryl Streep arrives at the Golden Globes this year in style.

  45. Franklin says:

    Putin helped Trump win? Inuit all along!

  46. DrDaveT says:

    It turns out that ‘zamboni’ is actually derived from a Yakut word meaning “village idiot”.

  47. Aelio says:

    She learned it from Obama to lead from behind.

  48. Paul Hooson says:

    Uh, delivery service for the phone book that little Dylann Roof will need to sit on in the electric chair?

  49. Paul Hooson says:

    Celebrating his safe return from a dollar store. While he was inside he saw a Muslim family walk in, but breathed a sign of relief when they bought something and left without blowing up the place…

  50. mannning says:

    Can’t you see that he’s clearing the snow from the landing strip somewhere in Mongolia?

  51. flat earth luddite says:

    I have brought proof of the myth of global warming from our great friend, and I mean our really, really great friend, Vladimir.

  52. Paul Hooson says:

    Not your typical “two car” family. He loves his Yak sled, while his wife prefers to ride the Sybian…

  53. Paul Hooson says:

    Not to be outdone, his wife put snow skids on her Sybian when she rides it…

  54. Paul Hooson says:

    A few minutes ago a state trooper stopped him and issued him a warning to use chains or traction devices…

  55. Paul Hooson says:


  56. Paul Hooson says:

    First he plows his way back home with a new snow plow. Then he plows his yard, later his wife…

  57. Paul Hooson says:

    The Adorable Snowman? (Thank you Rex Reed, the Jodie Foster of his generation…).

  58. Paul Hooson says:

    Drives the neighborhood crazy playing MR. BOOMBASTIC by Shaggy full blast all the way home…

  59. Paul Hooson says:

    This Mongolian food take-out delivery driver has a lot in common with a Rabbi friend who performs circumcisions. Both work for tips…

  60. Paul Hooson says:

    “Just 49 more payments at 35% interest, and this piece of crap sled is all mine!”.

  61. Paul Hooson says:

    “I think that used sled salesman gave me a real snowjob!”.

  62. Paul Hooson says:

    Rushing home to build an anatomically correct snowwoman?

  63. Paul Hooson says:

    So this guy from Los Angeles dreams of quitting his job and living off the land in remote Alaska. So he moves there and buys a team of Yaks from a local Eskimo that he uses to drive his sled and he milks them every morning for milk. He uses Yak milk in his cereal, in his coffee, he even makes Yak milk cheese. One day the Eskimo asks how are the Yaks ” working out”. “Great” he tells him, “I love their milk!”. The Eskimo responds, “But, all the Yaks I sold you are males?”.

  64. Paul Hooson says:

    “When I bought the sled, the wife kept telling me to buy the extended warranty. I told we’d be “fine”… I should have bought the extended warranty…”.

  65. Paul Hooson says:

    “I heard that Citizen Kane ended up this way…”.

  66. Guarneri says:

    Newly retired and desiring to “see America,” but long since having given up her drivers license, Hillary Clinton enrolled in the nearest driving school she could find.

  67. Guarneri says:

    Still chafing from claims of being out of touch with the common man, an awkward moment occurred as Hillary proudly showed off her new ride, “a vintage Mustangs.”

  68. Guarneri says:

    As evidence of Ivankas “unnatural fondness for animals” Buzzfeed presented this photo, reportedly after emerging from the tent, and first given to CNN by Russian spies.

  69. Paul Hooson says:

    “North Pole? Funny, you don’t look North Polish?”‘.

  70. Paul Hooson says:

    Somewhere out there in Paul Hooson’s public storage is a sled with the word “Snowball” inscribed(Rodney will get this inside joke…).

  71. Franklin says:

    Hi Ho Silver! And Silver! And Silver …