OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Swing Low, Sweet Chariot Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: barbintheboonies – They never let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games. Bastards
Second: Paul Hooson – Loved Ben, hated Hur…
Third: DrDaveT – Iditarudolph.
Tony W – Meryl Streep arrives at the Golden Globes this year in style.
Franklin – Putin helped Trump win? Inuit all along!
James Pearce – Trump’s courier arrives.
al-Alameda – Future site of the 2020 Republican National Convention, which will be sponsored by the color White
john430 – Meryl Streep races to halt the inauguration.
RockThisTown – White reindeer, white snow, white tepees, white shirt – racist!
mannning – Can’t you see that he’s clearing the snow from the landing strip somewhere in Mongolia?
Aelio – She learned it from Obama to lead from behind.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
NASCAR revels in its expanding influence.
After this we’ll go clubbing with baby seals.
Many counter proposals were reviewed concerning replacements for the Electoral College
Madonna boycotted the event as another protest against Trump.
“I’ll never get this mofo pig off the ground with Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen down with the flu.”