Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, August 4, 2011
Winners will be announced Monday PM
The POWER of CHRIST compels you to be straight.
Bachman: “Hey hey hey….it’s only $46,000. If you enter the labor force now, you should be debt free just in time for college”
“…….and then Jesus rode into Jerusalem on the back of a Velocirapter.”
“Keep you chin up no matter what they throw at you.”
“Oh honey, those Democrats really did a number on you.”
“Remember, girls, eyes up. This is a naked Congressman zone.”
“I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!”
Local children, and their parents, stood in line for hours to vie for the coveted “foster child #24” slot.
Hey kid, don’t open your eyes.
Someone warn her her that gazing directly upon Medusa Bach, I mean Michele Bachmann will turn her to stone. Or was it scare her straight? I can never remember.
“Are you ever going to be out of hock to the government? Not by the hair of your chinny chin chin.”
What did the smelly democrat say that made you cry, Dear?
Sarah Palin, who?
“No little girl, you’re confusing me with Sarah Palin. I’m the Good Witch of the North.”
“I’m sorry little girl, but you’ll just have to wait until you grow up and join the army to get those teeth fixed. Yes, you will…Yes, you will.”
Michele Bachmann promises to provide free dental care to every American child by personally inspecting their teeth on the steps of the Capitol between the hours of noon and 12:15 p.m.
Meanwhile, back at the Clinton residence, Hillary regrets prematurely announcing that she would not be running for president in 2012.
“Lisa needs braces…Dental Plan…Lisa needs braces…Dental Plan…Lisa needs braces…Dental Plan…”
Michele Bachmann greets Congressman Weiner’s replacement, a young lady who looks like she has more common sense than most members currently serving.
And when I’m elected President, lemonade stands across American would be tax-free and I would insure the deregulation of those enterprises in order to increase jobs for the youngest of our citizens.
“It’s really quite simple, honey. You see by cutting back funding to public education, I can balance the budget and save your future.”
Doesn’t that guy know about Megan’s Law?
While on her way to cast a vote against Social Security and Medicare, Michele Bachmann takes a timeout on the steps of Capitol Hill to adopt another child.
After S&P’s first-ever downgrading of America’s Triple A credit rating status, the Tea Party’s favorite 2012 presidential candidate, Michele Bachmann, attempts to distance herself from the latest controversy by adopting yet another child.
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