OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
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Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
I hope this doesn’t offend you, but you’re narrower than my wife, Michele!
I don’t know what you are thinking….I’m talking about a fish!
Michele, I don’t know why you’re upset. I said you’re a 9-9-9!
It’s about this long so I don’t have to go chasin’ women; they come chasin’ me!
Michelle ponders: “Hmmm, I’ll need a snappy response to that. I’ve got it — It ain’t the size of your boat but the motion in ya ocean.”
“My 9-9-9 plan will increase your taxes by this much.”
Honestly, I don’t know why she keeps saying, “Palomino,”
No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
“I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”
And now, for my next impression… Jesse Owens.
All I said to her was “Five Dollar Foot Long.”
Saying “$5 footlongs” is not sexual harassment, Michelle.
ponce,
Great minds think alike, and clearly ours do, too.
The “Beavis & Butthead” side of OTB is once again on display.
Michelle writes down Herman’s number after he shows her how big it is. 9-9-9 indeed!
Hehe, we can split the prize money.
“Would I be willing to work under her as Vice President? Now what Kind of question is that?
I’m going to be a contender for this long.
♬
got me the strangest woman
believe me this trick’s no cinch
but I really get her going
when I whip out my big 10 inch
record of a band that plays the blues
♬
Cain ogles the Fox. (note the background)
Take your time Michele, before you decide. Think about it long and hard – heh, well, so to speak – you wanna be my Vice President…..with benefits?
Michele, I’ve been a fan of yours ever since I saw that picture of you with the corn dog. I think it was this long, right?
@John Peabody: He he he, he said butt.
Her man, Cain.
I made her an offer she couldn’t refuse.
Cain: “What I’m holding here in my hands, America, is the chance in Hell that either of us have to become President of the United States.”
Bachman (scribbling): “He said H-E-DOUBLE-HOCKEY-STICK again!!! :-(“
I was there to match my intellect on national TV
Against a plumber, and an architect, both with a PhD
I was tense, I was nervous, I guess it just wasn’t my night
Art Fleming gave the answers
Oh, but I couldn’t get the questions right
I lost on Jeopardy, baby….
Michelle quickly scrolls: No Herman, 9-9-9 is NOT going to fix this shit.
I call it “strength and clarity” and clearly China will have nukes in about this long.
This right here is about how long I expect to be the front runner
Fix the economy, hell, I sold pizzas this big for 9.99!
Backmann quickly draws an exact representation of her breasts to see if she can throw Cain off during his response.
I liiiiiike big butts and I can’t deny
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose wife was as short as a bucket
She didn’t have crazy-eyes
But, man, she had lazy thighs
Too torpid to kneel when she sucked it
Cain- “All of those foreign leaders have names this long. How can you expect me to remember the name of the president of France.”
Michelle-“If I just look down, maybe they won’t ask me any of those difficult foreign policy questions.”
Steve
You know it’s a trend when Cain can’t help himself when making the comment on how apropos it is that Michele and Fox are so positioned…..
Republicans speak – confirmation that Fox lies again.
The evidence show that I am more black than Obama.
“Again, I reiterate. I bet my right hand. That there’s no such thing as racism in America…Unless, of course, it’s coming from my left hand.”
“Ooh, wee! What’s up with that?”
Michele Tweets: “Ouch! For some unknown reason, my ass is sorer than usual this campaign season.”
Michele Tweets: “Not sure how to take it…Herman just tried sizing me up to his wife again.”
Michele Tweets: “Will never make another Anita Hill or Monica Lewinsky joke ever again.”
Michele Tweets: “Ouch! For some unknown reason, my [BLEEP] is sorer than usual this campaign season.”
Michele Tweets: “I don’t know. Even with the other candidates, media and 10 million people watching, I still don’t feel safe.”
Herman Cain: “Once again, my opponent is comparing apples to oranges. Unsolicited sexual advances to sexual harassment.”
Republican presidential candidates agree not to discuss the other elephant in the room.
Herman Cain suggests the amount and size of a proper free speech zone that should have been allotted to protestors at the “Occupy Wall Street” site by the Supreme Court, if he were president.
“What is va-va-VOOOM, Alex?”