OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Photo By STEFAN WERMUTH/REUTERS Mon, Dec 19, 2011

Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. John Burgess says:

    How the House managed to defund the reindeer account is a mystery. It’s effect on Christmas, though, is stark.

  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Santa, having imbibed in a little too much egg-nog, needed some help back up the chimney.

  3. Debitking says:

    OMG! The war on Christmas has come to this!? They just hung Santa Claus.

  4. KRM says:

    And then one foggy Christmas Eve, God decided to put “Christ” back into “Christmas” Himself.

  5. Herb says:

    I’m Johnny Knoxville and this is the Bungee Santa.

  6. Mr. Prosser says:

    Herb still dresses up as Santa for his son but this is as close as the restraining order his ex has taken out will let him get.

  7. MaggieMama says:

    See, I told you that PETA convinced Santa to free his reindeer from “animal slavery”!

  8. MaggieMama says:

    Bah humbug: now the Nanny State has decided that landing a sleigh on a rooftop is suddenly a dangerous activity.

  9. MaggieMama says:

    We’ve had an open border policy for the whole world. But Big Sis is labeling illegals from the North Pole as “personna non grata” and is ordering they be hauled away immediately!

  10. Peterh says:

    The GOP, in another extreme move, has decided to hold Santa hostage……just because….

  11. MaggieMama says:

    AG Holder is bringing him in for questioning about his always wearing “GOP red” !

  12. G.A.Phillips says:

    I don’t believe in Santa or alien abductions….

  13. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @Mr. Prosser:

    Herb still dresses up as Santa for his son but this is as close as the restraining order his ex has taken out will let him get.

    There are 2 “Herbs” here…. and I do not care which “Herb” Mr Prosser is referring to, he is a gutless weasel who takes cheap shots at other commentators. This is not about “Herb” Mr. P, it is about having fun. If you can not tell the difference, STFU.

  14. Herb says:

    @OzarkHillbilly: I wasn’t going to say anything –thick skin, for one, and weak sauce for another- but it heartens me that you did.

    I’ll get my revenge in the winner’s circle on Monday.

  15. jd says:

    Oops! Back to “Zero Days Without an Accident” at the Elf Training Center.

  16. KRM says:

    “I’m only going to ask you one more time, fat man: Where’s my damned Red Ryder bb-gun?”

  17. Gollum says:

    The ESS (Elite Santa Squad) drills vertical insertion infiltration of atheistic strong houses.

  18. Gollum says:

    Apparently the Christmas Oversight Committee misunderstood when Santa said he needed a raise.

  19. Gollum says:

    Hoyer (from the crane cab): “Two months, Repugnicans, or I keep the fat man!”

  20. Gollum says:

    “No mythical personalities were harmed in the filming of this caption contest.”

  21. mannning says:

    How to destroy the Santa myth with one act for all to see: daytime chimney insertion, no sled, no reindeer, no presents, plenty of witnesses, and an assist from a crane and its operator.

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  23. John425 says:

    “Mythbusters” TV show: Can Santa really slide down the chimney?

  24. PeterOly says:

    Unable to afford the carbon credits to offset all those reindeer farts, Santa is reduced to hiring union crane operators. Productivity drops and costs rise even as Christmas is rescheduled for mid-April.

  25. John425 says:

    In Obamaland, the crane operator is listed as a “job saved”.