OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Photo By STEFAN WERMUTH/REUTERS Mon, Dec 19, 2011
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Photo By STEFAN WERMUTH/REUTERS Mon, Dec 19, 2011
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
How the House managed to defund the reindeer account is a mystery. It’s effect on Christmas, though, is stark.
Santa, having imbibed in a little too much egg-nog, needed some help back up the chimney.
OMG! The war on Christmas has come to this!? They just hung Santa Claus.
And then one foggy Christmas Eve, God decided to put “Christ” back into “Christmas” Himself.
I’m Johnny Knoxville and this is the Bungee Santa.
Herb still dresses up as Santa for his son but this is as close as the restraining order his ex has taken out will let him get.
See, I told you that PETA convinced Santa to free his reindeer from “animal slavery”!
Bah humbug: now the Nanny State has decided that landing a sleigh on a rooftop is suddenly a dangerous activity.
We’ve had an open border policy for the whole world. But Big Sis is labeling illegals from the North Pole as “personna non grata” and is ordering they be hauled away immediately!
The GOP, in another extreme move, has decided to hold Santa hostage……just because….
AG Holder is bringing him in for questioning about his always wearing “GOP red” !
I don’t believe in Santa or alien abductions….
@Mr. Prosser:
There are 2 “Herbs” here…. and I do not care which “Herb” Mr Prosser is referring to, he is a gutless weasel who takes cheap shots at other commentators. This is not about “Herb” Mr. P, it is about having fun. If you can not tell the difference, STFU.
@OzarkHillbilly: I wasn’t going to say anything –thick skin, for one, and weak sauce for another- but it heartens me that you did.
I’ll get my revenge in the winner’s circle on Monday.
Oops! Back to “Zero Days Without an Accident” at the Elf Training Center.
“I’m only going to ask you one more time, fat man: Where’s my damned Red Ryder bb-gun?”
The ESS (Elite Santa Squad) drills vertical insertion infiltration of atheistic strong houses.
Apparently the Christmas Oversight Committee misunderstood when Santa said he needed a raise.
Hoyer (from the crane cab): “Two months, Repugnicans, or I keep the fat man!”
“No mythical personalities were harmed in the filming of this caption contest.”
How to destroy the Santa myth with one act for all to see: daytime chimney insertion, no sled, no reindeer, no presents, plenty of witnesses, and an assist from a crane and its operator.
“WEDGIE!!!!”
“Mythbusters” TV show: Can Santa really slide down the chimney?
Unable to afford the carbon credits to offset all those reindeer farts, Santa is reduced to hiring union crane operators. Productivity drops and costs rise even as Christmas is rescheduled for mid-April.
In Obamaland, the crane operator is listed as a “job saved”.