Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, January 26, 2012
Winners will be announced Friday PM
Republican… National… Convention… Hello. Bruce? This really doesn’t look like Tampa.
After three hours at the TSA check-in, Sayid finally gave up and walked home.
Suicide bombing on a budget.
Finding the hideout of the local Taliban leader became very easy once Ahmed made the mistake of going overboard on the birthday preparations
Frustrated by the constant threat of U.S. drone attacks, Ahmed decided to re-enact the movie Up.
The world’s a nicer place with my beautiful balloons
It wears a nicer face in my beautiful balloons
We can sing a song and sail along the silver sky
For we can fly, we can fly
Iran’s answer to the unmanned drone misses the mark again.
Only through trial and error was Ahmed finally able to cast a big shadow.
*knock* *knock* *knock* Al-qeda-gram!
Ninety Nine not red balloons
Seal Team 6 sends their regards.
It’s an election year and Obama comes “a-courtin’.
U.S. State Department emissary calls on Egyptian Brotherhood leaders.
2012 version of the dowry-seeker.
no joy in mudville today….
“Hey, what the …? This isn’t Chuck E. Cheese’s! Dang it, I knew I should have made taken that left turn at Albuquerque!”
After lifting a page straight off the American political playbook: “Floating a Balloon” to test the prevailing political winds against an unpopular idea. Ahmad was last seen turning the corner with an arm full of so-called “balloons”, after trying to facedown a headwind straight up from Kabul.
Ever since President Obama signed the NDAA on New Year’s Eve 2011, effectively the Right to Free Speech and the lucrative caption bubble market was ripe to burst wide-open at any moment, or be lost forever.
Achmed believes he has invented an IED for unmanned flying drones.
All hail the return of John 3:16 Rainbow Wig Man!
With the departure of U.S. ground forces, traffickers in illicit helium soon resumed their brazen ways.
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OTB Caption Contest Winners
Honorifics, Gender, and Journalism
“We’ll Fight Against America For A Thousand Years If We Have To”: The Folly Of Afghanistan
Perez Musharraf Charged With Murder In Death Benazhir Bhutto
Go the Fuck to Sleep Goes Viral