OTB Caption Contest Winners

The GOP Balloon Release Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The GOP Balloon Release Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

(AP Photo/Ahmad Jamshid)


First: jd – Seal Team 6 sends their regards.

Second: Maggie Mama – Iran’s answer to the unmanned drone misses the mark again.

Third: Stormy Dragon*knock* *knock* *knock* Al-qaeda-gram!


Jazz ShawAfter three hours at the TSA check-in, Sayid finally gave up and walked home.

Doug MataconisFinding the hideout of the local Taliban leader became very easy once Ahmed made the mistake of going overboard on the birthday preparations

Peterh – no joy in mudville today…

Donald Sensing“Hey, what the …? This isn’t Chuck E. Cheese’s! Dang it, I knew I should have made taken that left turn at Albuquerque!”

Robert W. ArmijoAll hail the return of John 3:16 Rainbow Wig Man!

KRM – With the departure of U.S. ground forces, traffickers in illicit helium soon resumed their brazen ways.


While the CIA enjoyed a modicum of proficiency at infiltrating al-Qaeda by employing the use of elaborate disguises, Balloon-Man was not one of their successes.

While al-Qaeda terrorists enjoyed the multi-colored condoms, they preferred the use of prophylactics made from sheep intestines… sometimes the sheep were removed first.

Edmund was not beheaded until the day he inhaled helium before chanting from the Koran at daily prayers.

The Iran nuclear missile delivery system left a little to be desired.

Though thought to be a shoe-in for the first Iraqi Biggest Loser show, Jamal was surprised to find he only tipped the scales at 128 lbs. on the first weigh in.

Just another Dean Winters insurance commercial.

The Monday Contest is already on defense.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.