Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, February 20, 2012
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
The president was thrilled to welcome his south Korean counterpart and asked if he’d like a doggy bag to take home to the rest of his starving nation.
Inteviewed adter the photo, lady says “He’s not bad, but I was kinda hoping to meet Jeremy Lin”
An incompetent explanation of the latest bailout proposal led to one voter collecting cash by lifting it directly from the president’s wallet.
Bob’s hopes sank as he realized his snazzy yellow tie wasn’t going to get him a photo op with the president.
On the 32nd try, Obama finally got somebody to laugh at the “spilled milk” joke.
“Those are some mighty firm glutes, Mr. President!”
“Don’t worry… when these reporters leave we’ll duck out of here and get some foie gras.”
…..and that was the last time the President ever left the nuclear launch codes in his back pocket ever again.
Three years as his assistant vice deputy chief of staff, but do i get a hug? So much for my lucky tie.
A little of Mamas mooshoo pork and we fatten up your skinny little arse.
I thought you Riw Smit, auh you Amewican rook arike.
“OOOOOOOOOOHHH! I got me a hand full of brown butt!”
The Secret Service: We protect your life, not your dignity.
Welcome, Mr. President. Hm, nice fat wallet. Are you familiar with Pai gow?
The fabled Hanoi Death Grip.
Michele mandates one egg roll a day! Jackpot!
Poor little fool; they told her he went to Harvard and loved basketball so she thought he was Lin-tastic.
Eating Bulgogi Bāozi’ is obviously putting just a little too much pork on Obama’s buns; but then Obama and too much pork just seem to go together.
;-)) 4 Dill
Obama: “The only problem I have with taking away Americans’ freedoms is an hour later I’m hungry to take away more.”
When Lien Ling said she would grab the Puu Puu Platter for Mr. President she wasn’t kidding.
And the president was thinking, “This photo better not make it to Vail or there will be devil to pay!”
Asian woman sneaks past Secret Service proving that there is a chink in the armor.
Asian cook with tourist named Sum Dum Guy
Obama announces Hillary’s replacement.
Asian cook has a “feel” for pork butt cooking.
Yet another example of the left-wing media controlled caption market: Lil’ Kim Embraces Lil’ Romeo for his 2012 presidential reelection.
Yet another example of the right-wing media controlled caption market: Lil’ Romeo Embraces Lil’ Kim in support of the continued dictatorship of North Korea.
When President Obama finally looked down to who was supporting him, he was shocked to find it wasn’t the “Lil’ Kim” he expecting.
When President Obama finally looked down at who was supporting him, he was shocked to find it wasn’t the “Lil’ Kim” he was expecting.
Hey….someone give the Pres a cigar….cuz we’re gonna take this to the next level……
When President Obama finally looked down at who was supporting him, he was shocked to find it wasn’t the “Lil’ Kim” he was inspecting.
When President Obama finally looked down at who was supporting him, he was shocked to find it wasn’t the “Lil’ Kim” he wasn’t inspecting?
President Obama poses with Lil’ Kim [the other Lil’ Kim].
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