OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Flip The Bird Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Flip The Bird Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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First: cd6 – This post election shellacking white house visit was brought to you by the number 47 and the letters F and U

Second: Doug Mataconis“No Mitt, I don’t need a reverse mortgage on the place.”

Third(tie): Jc – Mitt: (singing) “Can you tell me how to get, how to get to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave??”

Third(tie): Robert W. ArmijoFYI! Nobody let Elmo tickle you, okay?


OzarkHillbilly – Instead of the Secret Service, it was Big Bird who saved the Presidency from the attempted coup.

mantis – “I thought we were having Turkey.”

JKB – “Why no, Mitt, I don’t have any millionaire entertainers hiding in the back room.”

Center RadicalOur modern oligarchy: Big Business, Big Governement and Big Bird.

CSK – “Nyah, nyah, Mitt. He pardoned me on Thanksgiving.”

Michael Hamm – A handshake between two fauxs


“No, we don’t use the word ‘Rotisserie’ around here much anymore.”

Mitt: “I still feel something was fowl about the election result.”

“OK, You grab the head, and I’ll grab the feet… We’ll get Biden out of that costume somehow.”

“Didya know Big Bird is part of the 1%”

Mitt flips Obama the Bird.

Obama: “Michelle did say feathers can be erotic.”
Romney: “…but the whole bird is sort of kinky.”

Big Bird: “Hey! Is that turkey here to meet you yet Mr. President?”

DRUDGEBREAKING: In an unprecedented show of Presidential belligerent brazeness, President Obama shows Mitt Romney, former Republican Presidential hopeful, his pecker. Developing…

BOTTOM OF THE BARREL GUEST APPEARANCE — OzarkHillbilly: The surprise meeting that Obama arranged between Mitt and Big Bird did not go well as Big Bird pecked Mitt’s eyes out. It didn’t make much difference tho as even when Mitt still had eyes he was unable to see the bleedingly obvious.

The Thursday Contest has already given up on the other white meat.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. cd6 says:


  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Wow. I mean… just Wow. My lifetime ambition has been realized. I finally reached the BOTTOM OF THE BARREL. After a lifetime of plumbing the deepest depths of depravity, I can now die a happy and fulfilled man.

    Thank you Rodney.

  3. Rodney Dill says:

    ….its a good thing never to set your sights too high.

    Merry Christmas
    Happy Hanukkah
    Festivus for the rest of us

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @Rodney Dill:

    Merry Christmas
    Happy Hanukkah
    Festivus for the rest of us

    In the road of life, holidays are the pot holes.

  5. Rodney Dill says:

    @OzarkHillbilly: That’s why they make Knob Creek.