OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Illudium pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Illudium pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.


REUTERS/Ahmed Jadallah


First(tie): Donald Sensing“Of course this will work. I read it on the Internet!”

First(tie): Jc – Syriaously?

Second: markm – Obama: “Sequestration cuts will not only cause the elderly to form street gangs to steal cat food for their survival……but…we will have to subcontract Hamas to get bottled water to the International Space Station…”

Third: Tony W – Hey Aziz, forget the wiring, I can never figure that stuff out either Grab that board over there and let’s just launch it with this big rock!


11B40 – Religion of Peace members prepare to send their latest peace proposal to the Israelis

Crusty Dem – World’s fastest falafel delivery system beta-testing demonstrates some need for refining.

Drew – Some assembly required my ass……

Patrick McCainAlthough rock beat paper and scissors, Ahmed quickly learned that you don’t want rock.

Robert W. ArmijoAlthough the Free Syrian Army’s homemade rocket’s guidance system was surpassingly accurate, its flintlock ignition mechanism left much to be desired.

He who must not be named – As Majority Leader Reid noted, the training cuts caused by the sequester have had devastating effects on the military.


“Molon labe”

Batteries not included.

“RTFM? Manual? We don’t need no stinkin’ manual”

“Of course it will work, I mail-ordered it from ACME”

…but will the Bim explode?
Bim? you said Bim?
Yes that is what I said.

The Thursday Contest does not have the brides you are looking for.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Jeremy says:


    Someone needs to shoot jc. That’s just awful.