OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Illudium pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
The Illudium pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First(tie): Donald Sensing – “Of course this will work. I read it on the Internet!”
First(tie): Jc – Syriaously?
Second: markm – Obama: “Sequestration cuts will not only cause the elderly to form street gangs to steal cat food for their survival……but…we will have to subcontract Hamas to get bottled water to the International Space Station…”
Third: Tony W – Hey Aziz, forget the wiring, I can never figure that stuff out either Grab that board over there and let’s just launch it with this big rock!
HONORABLE MENTION
11B40 – Religion of Peace members prepare to send their latest peace proposal to the Israelis
Crusty Dem – World’s fastest falafel delivery system beta-testing demonstrates some need for refining.
Drew – Some assembly required my ass……
Patrick McCain – Although rock beat paper and scissors, Ahmed quickly learned that you don’t want rock.
Robert W. Armijo – Although the Free Syrian Army’s homemade rocket’s guidance system was surpassingly accurate, its flintlock ignition mechanism left much to be desired.
He who must not be named – As Majority Leader Reid noted, the training cuts caused by the sequester have had devastating effects on the military.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“Molon labe”
Batteries not included.
“RTFM? Manual? We don’t need no stinkin’ manual”
“Of course it will work, I mail-ordered it from ACME”
…but will the Bim explode?
Bim? you said Bim?
Yes that is what I said.
The Thursday Contest does not have the brides you are looking for.
ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Someone needs to shoot jc. That’s just awful.