OTB Caption Contest Winners

The It's good to be Putin Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The It’s good to be Putin Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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(Dpa/AFP | Jochen Luebke)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: JKB – Turns out there is a form of free speech Putin approves of

Second: Rusty Shackleford – “We begin photobombing in 5 minutes.”

Third: Fog – “Ooooh, THAT Pussy Riot!”

HONORABLE MENTION

Paul HoosonSince his recent crackdowns on free expression, opponents of Putin are going tit for tat.

Mr. Prosser – Wow, Angela, is that a Master’s jacket?

OzarkHillbilly – “Oooooohhh…. Nice titties.” was not the response she was looking for.

Michael Hamm – Now give me my beads?

Peterh – knowing the diversity of the attendees, the event caterer made sure all types of appetizers were available…

Robert W. ArmijoPutin attacked by Fembot! Narrowly escapes machine gun jigglies!

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Putin and put out

“It rubs the lotion on its skin, or it gets Gulag again.”

“Do those knobs go all the way to eleven?

SPECIAL GUEST: Paul Hooson – A boy tells his dad, “Hey, who makes the worst tit jokes?”. The dad replies, “Who son?”. The boy disappointedly replies, “Oh, fuck you guessed it!”.

The Monday Contest already has its head in the sandsnow.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. anjin-san says:

    “Bathe her and bring her to me…”

  2. Paul Hooson says:

    Gee thanks, Rodney. My jokes run the full gambit here…..not very good to downright awful.