OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Number Five Is Alive Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Number Five Is Alive Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.




First: Donald Sensing – “So he says to me, ‘Go on the Sunday shows and blame Benghazi on a Youtube video.’ And I say, ‘I’m a robot, not an idiot.’ And he says, ‘Okay, I’ll send Susan.’

Second: stonetools – “Look, you stupid human, how often do I have to explain this?”

Third: JKB – Now, in public, with a photographer present, Jason realized flipping the on-switch at its current mounting location would appear wrong.


Patrick McCain“I had a great job on an assembly line before those undocumented bots from Mexico started working for practically nuthin’.”

CSK – “Look, I’m not asking for a total re-design. I’d just like it if you could remove the frigging stigmata from my palms.”

John425 – Inventor explains the design difference between “neutral” and “neutered” to unhappy robot.

Paul Hooson“So I was eating McDonald’s, and a White girl runs to my arms asking for help. You know something’s wrong when a White girl runs to a robot for help. Man, I had barbecue with that dude next door…” – Somehow letting Charles Ramsey voice this robot seemed like a mistake…

Moosebreath – The knee circuit’s connected to leg circuit…

OzarkHillbilly – After failing to get the role of Spock in the latest Star trek movie, the robot needed intense counseling.


Robot: “I just don’t see that the three laws of robotics are really constitutional.”

Robot: “Uh… explain it again… Just why do I need you?”

Robot: “So this Chinese family’s house caught on fire, they put it out, but it started again an hour later….”
Man: “Don’t you know any jokes that are funny”
Robot: “What’s funny mean?”

“Yes, I do think J.J.Abrams’ production company depicts a negative connation of artificial life.”

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Paul Hooson says:

    I seem to manage at least one disturbingly funny honorable mention most weeks. I appreciate it, Rodney. That’s where I probably should be. Sort of funny, but certainly not the best. Sounds right to me.

  2. Paul Hooson says:

    Hey, I just noticed one of those ethnic housefire jokes someone made. I love it?

    Kind of reminds me of the Chinese girlfriend I once had. Nice girl. The sex was great. But, an hour later I was still horny….

    A boy hears his dad coming into his room. He doesn’t want his dad to know that he’s reading a HUSTLER Magazine in his room. The dad sees him throw it in the wastebasket. The dad picks it out and gets angry with his son. “What’s this? A HUSTLER Magazine? You wasted a HUSTLER Magazine? Don’t you realize that guys are going to bed horny in China?”.

  3. Rodney Dill says:

    @Paul Hooson: The Bottom of the Barrel are almost always my own comments. In this case I was having a little fun at your expense. The Robot tells the ethnic housefire joke, and then still needs to ask what ‘funny’ means. Sorry. Given all your previous housefire jokes I couldn’t resist.

  4. Rodney Dill says:

    @Paul Hooson: …and I did like the unexpected oddity of the Charles Ramsey joke.

  5. Paul Hooson says:

    @Rodney Dill: Those ethnic housefire jokes were terrible weren’t they? I sure liked your joke about the Chinese housefire. That was pretty good!

  6. Paul Hooson says:

    @Rodney Dill: That Charles Ramsey joke voicing the robot was sure out in the Twilight Zone, wasn’t it? Pretty wacky and off the wall!