OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Happiness Is A Warm Finger Gun Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Happiness Is A Warm Finger Gun Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.


White House Photostream


First: gVOR08 – But John, I really need that authorization to use force in Syria. You’d do it for Randolph Scott.

Second: OzarkHillbilly – Biden: “Hmmmmmm, he never drinks a second cup of my coffee.”

Third: Robert W. ArmijosAfter the WikiLeaks scandal and the Snowden incident, President Obama takes no chances and activates the Cone of Surveillance Cone of Silence.


Pinky – “Joe, yes, I’m trying to make a call. It’s important…yes, Joe, I’ve noticed that the room isn’t a circle. Vladimir, can you hold on a second? No, Joe, I don’t know why they made it an oval….I’m sorry, Vladimir, are you still there?”

He who must not be named – Look at this crease, how can you not be impressed by it?

Scott O – Obama: “Hey, think this will piss off the Tea Partiers?” Biden: “Stop, you’re killing me.”

Allan BourdiusBiden (to himself): “Should I tell Barack he just split the crotch seam of his trousers? Naaaah.”

Jenos Idanian #13 – In order to make himself seem tougher, President Obama adapts the Captain Morgan pose. Joe Biden is forced to bite his own hand to keep from laughing.

Jc – Biden to Prez: “two words, Odor Eaters…get some”


Ready Fire Aim

Biden: (thinking) “Crap, This is gonna be a long one… His six shooter analogy’s got 57 bullets in it.”

Obama: “Hillary… is your refrigerator running?”
Biden: “Gets her every time.”

The Thursday Contest has already swabbed the deck.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. John Burgess says:

    Rodney… that’s not my submission, unfortunately

  2. Rodney Dill says:

    @John Burgess: Sorry, I had a couple of issues with cut and paste, I think I have them all corrected now. Thanks

  3. He who must not be named says:

    Excellent selection for the win.