OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Tiger Rag Edition Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Tiger Rag Edition Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

Professional musicians wearing animal masks perform at the Zoorasia zoo in Yokohama

REUTERS/Toru Hanai


First: Left Coast Libertarian – Rehearsal resumed after the donkey and elephant were removed for playing discordant strains.

Second: CSK – The Star Wars bar scene as re-imagined by PETA had a certain ‘je ne sais quoi.’

Third: Robert W. Armijo♪What does the fox say♪


He who must not be named – I thought Für Elise was a piano piece.

Rick Almeida – After the hamsters got picked for the lucrative Kia commercials, the other animals went back to their first love.

JKB – Never date a musician. They’re animals.

John Peabody – “Carnival of the Animals”, by Saint-Seans…authentic performance premiere. Sadly, the performance turned tragic a minute later when Nature’s Law kicked in.

Pinky – During the government shutdown, the animals at the National Zoo had to make their own entertainment.

JWH – A romantic night out with the Classical Furries.


“C’Mon lets really hear that Bearitone, what are you doing? Hibernating.”

“I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!”

“I went to the animal fair, The birds and the beasts were there.”

Eric Burdon and the Animals…. rendition of ‘San Franscisco Nights’

“I’ll never be your beast of burden”

Tusk, just say that you want me
Don’t tell me that you…
Tusk (Real savage like)
Tusk, Tusk, Tusk, Tusk, Tusk

The Thursday Contest has already turned 4 chairs on The Voice.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Paul Hooson says:

    Gee Rodney, that TUSK joke was just as bad as that Fleetwood Mac album was. After RUMOURS, that album was a pure unmitigated letdown.