OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Coffee Klatsch Clash Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Coffee Klatsch Clash Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First:OzarkHillbilly – For some reason, Ben Ghazi just could not make Hillary smile.

Second:DrDaveT – I’m gonna kill the staffer who told me it was St. Patrick’s Day.

Third:RockThisTown – “I’m sorry, I have no recollection of anyone named Barack Obama.”

HONORABLE MENTION

Pinky – I couldn’t decide between Clinton and Dole in 1996, but now it’s almost like choosing both.

John425 – HRC thought bubble: “He does not amuse us. Off with his head!”

Paul Hooson – Not the same Clinton, close but no cigar…

Franklin – Laser eyes boring into you. Or really, just boring you.

Hal_10000 – 525 days. I only have to pretend to be interested in what these hicks are saying for another 525 days …

Tony W – Hillary is shocked and somewhat concerned to learn that after 25 years of investigation, somebody finally came up with a real scandal! WXYZ news has learned that Ms. Clinton does not, in fact, drink decaf despite her earlier statements that she was caffeine adverse. For more on this developing story we turn to our reporter in the field.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“Pardon me… I think you’ve mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.”

“No, I didn’t mean you’d look better in a blue dress.”

“No, I’m sure I said Clinton moniker… not, Clinton…. Monica…”

“Shut up.” She explained.

“We’ve substituted Hillary’s coffee with Folgers crystals… Let’s see if she notices.”

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Paul Hooson says:

    Thank you everyone! -See, my tired old joke, “Not the same Clinton, close but no cigar”, still has some life left in it. – Meanwhile. if you need me, I’ll be out in back of my old joke barn, way in the back, flogging a dead horse…

  2. Franklin says:

    @Paul Hooson: I knew I had seen that before.

    BTW, to Tony W: WXYZ is the real call letters of a TV station in Detroit.

  3. Paul Hooson says:

    @Franklin: My same joke won over at Wizbang’s caption contest some months ago. It’s an original joke of mine, but just an oldie…

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @Paul Hooson: Some jokes never die, they just fade away.

    I have been on a bit of a role here of late putting to together a string of placers. Makes me think Rodney’s sense of humor has gone to hell. Either that or everyone else’s has. Anyway, I actually thought my “Hillary invokes her own “Don’t ask, don’t tell” rule” was funnier in reference to her reluctance to engage the press.

    So… First place again, thanx Rodney. It is nice to be recognized when I am hot, because it really sucks to be ignored when I got nothin, which is all too often.

  5. DrDaveT says:

    Always a bridesmaid…

    Legitimate win this time, though. Well done.

  6. rodney dill says:

    @Franklin: I knew that. Though I listen to WDIV news more often.

  7. Paul Hooson says:

    @Franklin: My same joke won over at Wizbang’s caption contest some months ago. It’s an original joke of mine, but just an oldie…@OzarkHillbilly: If only General MacArthur was a comic, he would have so loved your profound views on old jokes. Old jokes, God bless ’em. May they proudly wave forever…

  8. Rodney Dill says:

    @Paul Hooson: I think we’re going to see a lot of Hillary contests in the future, so it’ll stop being as funny… eventually.