OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Thick and The Dead Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Todd – I woulda been a great cowboy … the best .. I’m tellin you, the Indians, they woulda loved me.
Second: Doug Mataconis – “John Wayne? I like movie stars who didn’t die.”
Third: Hal_10000 – True Grit and True Git
michael reynolds – The Duke and the Dick.
OzarkHillbilly – That’s mighty bold talk for a squinty eyed fat man with a ferret on his head.
Surreal American – The Shootist and The Lootist.
CrustyDem – Rooster Cogburn and the cocked-up rooster
Franklin – You feel lucky, partner? Well, do ya?
Paul Hooson – Channeling the Duke, Trump proclaims, “Alright Pilgrim, we’ll line the immigrants up in circle…”
Robert W. Armijo – “He’s standing right behind me, isn’t he?”
Donald Sensing – I knew John Wayne. John Wayne was a friend of mine. And you, sir, are no John Wayne.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Trump: “You’d do it for Randolph Scott!”
One shoots from the hip, speaks in platitudes, has a distinctive voice, and plastic hair… and the other is John Wayne.
Trump: “I always looked up to the Duke for inspiration.”
John Wayne: “I was gay, you know.”
Trump: “Shut up, you perv.”
John Wayne: “I’m your huckleberry.”
John Wayne: “Stand still pardner… I’m a gonna shoot that weasel off’n your head.”