OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Grease Is The Word Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Franklin – Ben Carson crashes through a farmer’s market, albeit very slowly.
Second: Paul Hooson – Prospective Supreme Court nominees carpool to the White House for job interviews?
Third: OzarkHillbilly – the Republican Minority Outreach Program Is expanding public transport in the cities.
Mu – Ben Carson’s campaign had to downsize the official bus to adjust for fundraising shortfalls.
Guarneri – Kanye West’s announcement that he was $53mm in debt explained his new ride and posse.
Tyrell – This is what that mass transit grant money bought.
al-Ameda – “In the summertime when the weather is fine … … have a drink, take a drive, go out and see what we can find …”
RockThisTown – Hey, where are the police? Those guys aren’t wearing their seat belts!
John430 – Hillary’s last ditch effort to build a “firewall” in So. Carolina.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
The minority version of Uber revealed as WeeBee
Best… Glee… Episode… Ever…
Jamaican Bobsled’s got nuthin’ on Congo NASCAR
Go, Greased Lightnin’ You’re burnin’ up the quarter mile Greased Lightnin’, go Greased Lightnin’