OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Grease Is The Word Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Grease Is The Word Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
Supporters of Presidential candidate Faustin Archange Touadera rally during a sand storm in the streets of  Bangui, Central African Republic, Feb. 12, 2016. Two former prime ministers, Touadera and  Anicet Georges Dologuele, are running neck-and-neck in the second round of presidential elections Sunday Feb. 14  to end years of violence pitting Muslims against Christians in the Central African Republic. (AP Photo/Jerome Delay)

(AP Photo/Jerome Delay)


First: Franklin – Ben Carson crashes through a farmer’s market, albeit very slowly.

Second: Paul Hooson – Prospective Supreme Court nominees carpool to the White House for job interviews?

Third: OzarkHillbilly – the Republican Minority Outreach Program Is expanding public transport in the cities.


Mu – Ben Carson’s campaign had to downsize the official bus to adjust for fundraising shortfalls.

Guarneri – Kanye West’s announcement that he was $53mm in debt explained his new ride and posse.

Tyrell – This is what that mass transit grant money bought.

al-Ameda – “In the summertime when the weather is fine … … have a drink, take a drive, go out and see what we can find …”

RockThisTown – Hey, where are the police? Those guys aren’t wearing their seat belts!

John430 – Hillary’s last ditch effort to build a “firewall” in So. Carolina.


The minority version of Uber revealed as WeeBee

Best… Glee… Episode… Ever…

Jamaican Bobsled’s got nuthin’ on Congo NASCAR

Go, Greased Lightnin’ You’re burnin’ up the quarter mile Greased Lightnin’, go Greased Lightnin’

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. OzarkHillbilly says:

    3rd place, it’s been a while. For several months the OTB spam bot was reflexively blocking me, and I just couldn’t bring myself to bother any of the frontpagers to free up a joke that might not even be funny. The problem has mostly resolved itself in the past month or so, but I’m having difficulty getting back up on the Caption Contest bike. This was a hard one for me too, so I appreciate the appreciation, Rodney.

  2. Paul Hooson says:

    Wow, a great week for me. 2nd place here, 1st place at Wizbang’s contest. The old Jew comic is back!

  3. DrDaveT says:

    Kudos to al-Ameda for the Mungo Jerry reference. Next up: The Lovin’ Spoonful…