OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Elks Club Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Elks Club Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
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(EPA/JAKUB KACZMARCZYK)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Jc – If you are trying to determine which one is the horniest, stop counting, it’s the one in the middle.

Second: Franklin – Oops, I think my selfie stick is in my pants.

Third: CSK – Some observers found the new costumes for the Minnesota Vikings cheerleaders to be a tad…extreme.

HONORABLE MENTION

OzarkHillbilly – We are now the Knights who say “Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z’Bang, zoom-Boing, z’nourrrwringmm”.

Guarneri – Dear Mom. School is great. Found a safe space. Send money…

john430 – I should be so lucky as to be single and surrounded by horny women.

Paul Hooson – The adult version of ROCKY & BULLWINKLE?

DrDaveT – If Jules in the middle understood what those antlers symbolize, he’d be getting as far from Sylvie as possible…

Mu – Looking at New Orleans’ 2016 delegates the Louisiana Republican party moved their primary date away from Mardi Gras.

Donald Sensing – “I use antlers in all of my deeeeecorating!” “Oh what a guy, Gaston!”

Jeron – Hillary supporters who aren’t making their husbands too-happy either.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Ted was going to get lucky until he tried to compliment them saying, “Nice Racks, I like big racks.”

“Size doesn’t matter.”

“It’s Wabbit season”
“Deer Season”
“Wabbit Season”
“Deer Season”
“Wabbit Season”
“Deer Season”
“Wabbit Season”
“…rutting season”
“Hunh?”

Another Saturday night and I ain’t got to bunnies,
I gotta monkey, but he just got spayed.
And now my wish for some moose to talk to,
It’s been and auk-ful day.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Paul Hooson says:

    Thank you! I deeply appreciate it, Rodney and everyone….I suppose I could have done better, but I was in a “horny” hurry…