OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Hand Jive Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Hand Jive Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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First: DrDaveT – In a moment of stunned realization, Trump and Hillary discover that they are both Freemasons.

Second: RockThisTown – Hillary: “Note to self: Wipe my hands, not the server. . . wipe my hands, not the server . . . .”

Third: Tony W – Trump, settling for a handshake, couldn’t figure out how to get close enough to grab her the way he normally does other women.


Franklin – “Really, Donald? A cigar cutter?”

CSK – “How can I pull your finger, Donald? They’re all waaay too short.”

Steve Metz – “I hope Huma remembered to bring the extra large jug of hand sanitizer.”

fustian – Proof that anybody can grow up and become President. And I don’t mean that in a good way. I mean ANYBODY!

Mary Gehman – “…My Honey, My Baby, don’t put my vote upon no shelf…” She said “Don’t hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself…”

pylon – “I don’t think he can reach my pussy from there”.


Hillary: “We’re keeping to the high ground with this debate, right?”
Trump: “Cha…. and monkeys might fly out my butt.”

Quickly as you can, snatch the election from my hand.

Trump and Hillary together: “I’m grabbing a pussy right now!”

One, Two, Three, Four, I declare a thumb war.

“I’m the key master are you the gate keeper?”

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. DrDaveT says:

    Woohoo, on a roll!

    Of course, I doubt Trump could actually be admitted as a Freemason. (Cue the Monty Python “Architect Sketch”…)

  2. Franklin says:

    @DrDaveT: You are definitely on a roll, keep up the funnies!

    A worthy winner, and I also liked CSK’s entry.

  3. Mary Gehman says:

    Thanks for the ‘honorable mention’! Not bad considering I’m an Outside The Beltway virgin! Thanks for the love… but ‘no huggy, no kissee till I get a first place’!!!

  4. CSK says:


    Aww, thanks.