OTB Caption Contest Winners

The The Good, The Bad and The Ugly Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The The Good, The Bad and The Ugly Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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First: Franklin – Bloomberg: Damnit I should have run.

Second: CSK – “We call ourselves ‘The Aristocrats.'”

Third: Mary Gehman – “…So, what is the going price of a soul these days?”


fustian – Hillary tells the old joke about how to get a nun pregnant. — Dress her as an altar boy!

Michael – And then the Rabbi says to the Priest, “Beats the hell out of ham, doesn’t it?”

barbintheboonies – Let me get this straight THE BOTH OF YOU ARE CHRISTIAN. Stop it your killing me.

Paul Hooson – One is a Cardinal, while the other two are only cardinal sins…

Guarneri – H: “I use my thumb.” T: “I use two fingers.” C: “You guys crack me up, you and your women.”

pylon – “So the nun says ‘A prostitute? Thank God, I thought you said a Protestant.””

al-Alameda – “Do priests use Viagra or birth control?
What the hell kind of questions is THAT?””

Aelio – You may now kiss the bride.


A Cardinal, a donkey and an elephant walk into a bar…


Dolan: “I’ve never grabbed a pussy, but I’m entertaining a couple of ’em right now.”

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Paul Hooson says:

    Well, an honorable mention is always better than a Trump crotch grab in my book. Thank you!

  2. CSK says:

    Thank you. But looking at the pic of Dolan now, it occurs to me he might have needed the Heimlich maneuver.

  3. Mary Gehman says:

    Thanks for 3rd! Always appreciate the love! God Bless!

  4. Franklin says:

    Lots of good ones, so I’m happy to have pulled off the win!