OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Deal or No Deal Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Deal or No Deal Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

(Kevin Lamarque/Reuters)


First: EddieInCA – DT: Go Ahead, Justin. Smell it. JT: No thanks. Smelling Melania’s perfume was enough.

Second: Doug Mataconis – “See? I have normal sized hands. Pretty large hands actually.”

Third: Gobsmacked – Show me how Canadians grab ’em by the beaver tail.


OzarkHillbilly – Trudeau sees no reason to partake in another dick measuring contest.

Moctavius – “Um, no. I don’t think so. There’s really no telling where that hand has been.”

RockThisTown – “I’m signing an executive order to round up the usual Hollywood suspects who promised they’d go to Canada & you’re to take ’em with you.”

Fazio – “See all of these empty promises? They’re for America, but I have some for Canada too!”

Pete S – “I thought you were bringing me poutine?”

Paul Hooson – “…and, I also consider myself an amateur gynecologist as well…”.


Trump: “Dinner is served….” Trudeau: “Not Michael Lee Aday, again?”

“For God’s sake, stop saying ‘Aboot,’ Calling hats ‘Tuques,’ and calling M&Ms ‘Smarties.'”

Trump: “Canada’s such a wonderful place. I hear Quebec is all hockey players and whores.”
Trudeau: “Uh…. My wife is from Quebec, Mr. President.”
Trump: “…and I hear she’s a damn good forward too.”

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Paul Hooson says:

    Well, after a surprising first place showing last week, I’m sitting in the back of the joke short bus this week again. But, I’m not entirely surprised because I just wasn’t feeling it like like last week where I felt the magic writer’s hand of mojo. – But, my meatloaf gag was kind of wacky, inspired by Chris Christy’s White House meatloaf dinner special. I strung it out for a train of several jokes, finally ending it as CITIZEN KANE might end it.

    Thank you so much Rodney and everyone. God bless you!

  2. Rodney Dill says:

    @Paul Hooson: …and your comments inspired my ‘meatloaf’ reference…

  3. Paul Hooson says:

    @Rodney Dill: @Rodney Dill: “What? meatloaf again! – Meatloaf, like shoes and hats often make for good comedy shtick…