OTB Caption Contest

Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. “I’ve decided we’re building a wall across the Northern Border too. Come on, Trudeau, pay up.”

  2. Stephen Bloom says:

    How’s that carbon tax coming?

  3. al-Ameda says:

    “And so I said, Vlad, you know I’m good for the $800 million, right?”

  4. “See? I have normal sized hands. Pretty large hands actually.”

  5. rodney dill says:

    Trump: “Canada’s such a wonderful place. I hear Quebec is all hockey players and whores.”
    Trudeau: “Uh…. My wife is from Quebec, Mr. President.”
    Trump: “…and I hear she’s a damn good forward too.”

  6. Lit3Bolt says:

    “I mean, you have to admit, these are big hands. Huge. The greatest. I mean, the greatest since – you have to admit – Ronald Reagan, and these hands were bigly. The biggest hands.”

  7. Mu says:

    “Spit on it and we have a deal”

  8. Pete S says:

    “I thought you were bringing me poutine?”

  9. Moosebreath says:

    Nothing up my sleeve.

  10. RockThisTown says:

    “Hey, what are friends for? You take all the Syrians & we’ll take your oil.”

  11. RockThisTown says:

    “California for British Columbia & New York for Quebec, deal?”

  12. “We’re having the meatloaf for lunch buddy. Deal?”

  13. James Pearce says:

    Now he’s got Donnie as a partner. Any problems, he goes to Donnie. Trouble with the bill? He goes to Donnie. Trouble with the courts, the press, he can call Donnie. But now the guy’s gotta come up with Donnie’s money every week, no matter what. Business bad? “F you, pay me.” Oh, you had a fire? “F you, pay me.” Place got hit by lightning, huh? “F you, pay me.”

  14. CSK says:

    “Meh. I’ve seen bigger.”

  15. OzarkHillbilly says:

    No way am I touching that hand. Dog only knows what it’s grabbed lately.

  16. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @James Pearce: Gotta love Goodfellas. Scorsese’s best.

  17. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Trudeau sees no reason to partake in another dick measuring contest.

  18. Gobsmacked says:

    I’m the king of the slap-hand game kid. Do you have that in Canada?

  19. Aelio says:

    You got the job Trudeau, congrats.

    Trudeau: “Yeah thanks, but I never really wanted it, I was in it just for the buzz and for some secret deals with Russian agents.”

  20. al-Ameda says:

    “Justin … that is your name … right? It’s incredible, Jared, isn’t it? Just 4 weeks and I’m already the greatest president in American history! Nobody has achieved what this administration has I have. Incredible! We I have strengthened our partnership with Canada. Strong!”

  21. EddieInCA says:

    DT: Go Ahead, Justin. Smell it.

    JT: No thanks. Smelling Melania’s perfume was enough.

  22. Daryl's other brother Darryl says:

    See, they even spray-paint my hands orange…now that’s attention to detail you guys don’t see in Canada.

  23. john430 says:

    Trump: “I use my right hand. What do Canadians use?”

    Trump: “I wash my hands right after. Do you?”

  24. rodney dill says:

    Trudeau: “I never really wanted to be the Canadian Prime Minister…. I always wanted to be a …. Lumberjack”

  25. rodney dill says:
  26. Franklin says:

    So I’m holding that poor gerbil in my hand, and I think, “should I smell it?” I really wanted to smell it, Justin. So I smelled it. It was wonderful.

  27. barbintheboonies says:

    Ok this is the deal, You take all our Mexicans and Muslims and we`ll take all your half French. I love Canadians and their whiskey. Great stuff.

  28. Gobsmacked says:

    Show me how Canadians grab ’em by the beaver tail.

  29. Franklin says:

    Hmm, you say you’re Justin, from Canada? I know another Justin from Canada. Great kid. Sings wonderful. Do you know him?

  30. Tyrell says:

    “Skin, bro “

  31. Paul Hooson says:

    “I made up fake crime news about Sweden. Mind if I make up fake crime news about your country?”.

  32. Hal_10000 says:

    No thanks, Don. I don’t know where that hand’s been.

  33. Hal_10000 says:

    “Give me five. On the side. Up high. Down low. Down low. Down low …. Now, come on, kid. This time I swear I won’t pull my hand away.”

  34. Hal_10000 says:

    “Quantum computing is like the best computing. It’s a totally new computing. Will be completely quantum. In Trump Tower, it’s all quantum computers. Really the best quantum computers.”

  35. Rick Almeida says:

    “No, it’s flat, just like this. If the Earth were round, how would the oceans stick to the surface? Sad!”

  36. Paul Hooson says:

    “You got to hand it to the ladies…”.

  37. Paul Hooson says:

    “I enjoyed your Doonesbury…”.

    “That was Gary Trudeau…”.

    “You mean,Gary, Indiana?”.

  38. Paul Hooson says:

    “I studied at College Jean-De-Brebeuf, and you?’.

    “I studied Roman history at Caesar’s Palace”.

  39. Paul Hooson says:

    “Oy Vey!”.

  40. Paul Hooson says:

    “So, is your singing career on hold?”.

    “That’s Justin Bieber…”.

  41. Paul Hooson says:

    “Any chance we could trade Paul Hooson, for say a little lumber to build houses after some housefire jokes…”.

  42. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey did you hear about the customer who walks into a Dollar Tree store wearing a green shirt. Another customer asks him, “Are you an employee?”. “No”, he answers. “Well, you should dress better”. – Thank you ladies and prime ministers, try the veal..Be sure to drive back to Canada safely…”.

  43. Fazio says:

    “See all of these empty promises? They’re for America, but I have some for Canada too!”

  44. Paul Hooson says:

    “Oh, Grandpa, tell us another story….”.

  45. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey, try the meatloaf. No, I insist, try the meatloaf. As sure as God is my witness, try the meatloaf.So help me, God, try the meatloaf…”.

  46. Paul Hooson says:

    Continued from the last joke….”If you know what’s good for you, you will try the meatloaf. BTW, you hear about the Swedish terrorist thing. It’s the worst thing to happen in Sweden since IKEA….You will try the meatloaf…”.

  47. Paul Hooson says:

    An hour later….”Jesus Christ, try the meatloaf….Damn it, try the meatloaf, I swear to the heavens, try the meatloaf…”.

  48. Paul Hooson says:

    The next day….”I’m swearing on the bones of all the saints, try the meatloaf…..”.

  49. Paul Hooson says:

    Finally in 2032, an elderly Donald Trump mumbles something as a snow sled is thrown in a fire with the inscription on it, …”Meatloaf”…

  50. rodney dill says:

    “…and now a special award for our friends from Canada… PSYCH! It’s empty. Now go back home ya damn Canuck.”

  51. RockThisTown says:

    “I’m signing an executive order to round up the usual Hollywood suspects who promised they’d go to Canada & you’re to take ’em with you.”

  52. Paul Hooson says:

    “Paul Hooson’s jokes are pretty bad. But, the wave of antisemitism seem rather harsh…”.

  53. Franklin says:

    When you’re sliding into first, and you’re feeling something burst, diarrhea, diarrhea …

  54. Moctavius says:

    “Um, no. I don’t think so. There’s really no telling where that hand has been.”

  55. Gobsmacked says:

    Put her there fellow Putin lover.
    No, poutine. Not Putin.

  56. Paul Hooson says:

    The prime minister was asked if he would like to stay the night, but declined the creepover sleepover…

  57. Paul Hooson says:

    Two places where you want to sleep with one eye open, the Trump White House and prison…

  58. Paul Hooson says:

    “I took one look at this hand and decided to fill the job over at the Bureau Of Labia Statistics myself…”.

  59. Paul Hooson says:

    “…and, I also consider myself an amateur gynecologist as well…”.

  60. RockThisTown says:

    “Melania vs. Sophie in a cage match, whaddya say?”

  61. Paul Hooson says:

    “We are lesion…”.

  62. Paul Hooson says:

    “I have a new conspiracy theory. I really think that illegal aliens were not born here…”.

  63. Paul Hooson says:

    “Son, do as I say or I’ll put you over my knee…”.

  64. Paul Hooson says:

    “As sure as God is my witness, on August 6, me and my followers are going to put on tin foil hats and wait on the roof for the mothership to take us to our new life on the other planet…”.

  65. Franklin says:

    When my opponent goes high, I go low!

  66. Franklin says:

    Obama liked to lead from behind. I’m here to lead from below.

  67. john430 says:

    Trump: “So, I’ll trade California for British Columbia, Saskatchewan, Manitoba and Alberta. Deal?”