OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. G.A.Phillips says:

    Bush did it. The end.

  2. markm says:

    President Obama: “….wait, wut?….NO…this is what really happened. Vladimir Putin put a bunch of troops on the border of Ukraine. So I get on the phone with Vlad and I say “if you or any of your troops step ONE FOOT inside the border I’LL TEAR YOUR HEART OUT OF YOUR CHEST AND DRINK THE BLOOD FROM YOUR STILL BEATING HEART!!!!!!!”. That’s what I really said”.

  3. markm says:

    President Obama: “So I got home late from a round of golf and Michelle says………”

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Obama doing his best Ted Cruz impression.

  5. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Reading from the Republican play book.

  6. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “And then Paul Ryan said to the Poor,…”

  7. Hal_10000 says:

    “And then Donald Sterling said, ‘Let the wild rumpus start!'”

  8. stonetools says:

    “OK, Republicans! No more Mr. Nice Guy”.

  9. He who must not be named says:

    Now I understand the administration’s foreign policy. And pajama boy.

  10. He who must not be named says:

    It’s true, he has a gift.

  11. John425 says:

    And the President roared, “Whose that trip-trapping on my red lines?

    Presidential roar. No bite.

  12. He who must not be named says:

    And then… I got bin Laden!

  13. He who must not be named says:

    Let me be clear…

  14. He who must not be named says:

    Now that’s wee-wee’d up.

  15. He who must not be named says:

    Si, se puede!

  16. Paul Hooson says:

    Panties in a bunch?

  17. Paul Hooson says:

    “Then that SOB Paul Hooson made up this joke about me!”

  18. Paul Hooson says:

    “Screw Paul Hooson! Screw Paul Hooson! Screw Paul Hooson!”

  19. Paul Hooson says:

    “Rodney! Hooson! Ozarkhillbilly! Hate ’em! Hate ’em! Hate ’em!”

  20. Paul Hooson says:

    The Black Cliven Bundy?

  21. Paul Hooson says:

    Constipation blues?

  22. Pinky says:

    Where The Wild Claims Are

  23. al-Ameda says:

    “This will make the OTB caption contest for sure, right”?

  24. President Obama has a delayed reaction to Donald Sterling’s race tapes.

  25. jd says:

    Training the Trainers, Obamacare Death Panel Edition.

  26. He who must not be named says:

    President Obama introduces the rabbit of Caerbannog into Max’s story.

  27. RockThisTown says:

    “You have too much wealth! I will take it from you! Umm. . . that is, unless you wish to make a contribution to my campaign.”

  28. Paul Hooson says:

    “I may be acting the damn fool here, but first with Cliven Bundy, and now with Donald Sterling, the choice of possible GOP convention keynote speakers keeps dropping by the day…”

  29. Mu says:

    And then the President stepped on a lego.

  30. RockThisTown says:

    “I’m Tiger Woods! No, I’m a real tiger! No wait . . .ok, I’m a paper tiger.”

  31. Pinky says:

    “…and claws and teeth just like the servals when I was a kid…in Hawaii. Did I say servals? I mean frogs. Yeah. Lots of frogs in Hawaii.”

  32. He who must not be named says:

    Dealing with Biden for almost six years eventually takes a toll.

  33. RockThisTown says:

    “I’m wearing Mom khakis! Hear me roar!”

  34. [Obama thought has back on the set of the History Channel’s ‘The Bible’]

  35. He who must not be named says:

    The President reacts to Valerie sending him to bed with his arugula or wagyu beef.