Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, April 28, 2014
Winners will be announced next weekend.
Bush did it. The end.
President Obama: “….wait, wut?….NO…this is what really happened. Vladimir Putin put a bunch of troops on the border of Ukraine. So I get on the phone with Vlad and I say “if you or any of your troops step ONE FOOT inside the border I’LL TEAR YOUR HEART OUT OF YOUR CHEST AND DRINK THE BLOOD FROM YOUR STILL BEATING HEART!!!!!!!”. That’s what I really said”.
President Obama: “So I got home late from a round of golf and Michelle says………”
Obama doing his best Ted Cruz impression.
Reading from the Republican play book.
“And then Paul Ryan said to the Poor,…”
“And then Donald Sterling said, ‘Let the wild rumpus start!'”
“OK, Republicans! No more Mr. Nice Guy”.
Now I understand the administration’s foreign policy. And pajama boy.
It’s true, he has a gift.
And the President roared, “Whose that trip-trapping on my red lines?
Presidential roar. No bite.
And then… I got bin Laden!
Let me be clear…
Now that’s wee-wee’d up.
Si, se puede!
Panties in a bunch?
“Then that SOB Paul Hooson made up this joke about me!”
“Screw Paul Hooson! Screw Paul Hooson! Screw Paul Hooson!”
“Rodney! Hooson! Ozarkhillbilly! Hate ’em! Hate ’em! Hate ’em!”
The Black Cliven Bundy?
Where The Wild Claims Are
“This will make the OTB caption contest for sure, right”?
President Obama has a delayed reaction to Donald Sterling’s race tapes.
Training the Trainers, Obamacare Death Panel Edition.
President Obama introduces the rabbit of Caerbannog into Max’s story.
“You have too much wealth! I will take it from you! Umm. . . that is, unless you wish to make a contribution to my campaign.”
“I may be acting the damn fool here, but first with Cliven Bundy, and now with Donald Sterling, the choice of possible GOP convention keynote speakers keeps dropping by the day…”
And then the President stepped on a lego.
“I’m Tiger Woods! No, I’m a real tiger! No wait . . .ok, I’m a paper tiger.”
“…and claws and teeth just like the servals when I was a kid…in Hawaii. Did I say servals? I mean frogs. Yeah. Lots of frogs in Hawaii.”
Dealing with Biden for almost six years eventually takes a toll.
“I’m wearing Mom khakis! Hear me roar!”
[Obama thought has back on the set of the History Channel’s ‘The Bible’]
The President reacts to Valerie sending him to bed with his arugula or wagyu beef.
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