OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Pompadork Hat Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Pompadork Hat Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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First: Jc – I scream, you scream, we all scream under the North Korean regime!

Second: Franklin – Did you order the Ice Cream of Sum Yung Gai?

Third: OzarkHillbilly – These kebabs taste like imperialist American swine! Very good!


al-Alameda – “I assure you comrades, this is the staff management uniform at the Manhattan Trump Tower”

Gromitt Gunn – How can they be called novelties if everyone has one?

Moosebreath – I see nothing — NOTHING!

Mu – Tasty, but read in Chinese it’s “Frozen Kim Turd”

RockThisTown – Four out of five NK soldiers agree: this assignment beats clean-up duty at the missile launch site.

Paul Hooson – Deciding who has to use the tire pump to inflate the phony missile balloon for the parade…


That’s some bad hat, Harry.

“Uh, did your Supreme Leader model for that hat by sitting on a small round stool?”

“Did you get a free bowl of soup with that hat? Oh, but it looks good on you.”

“We’re on a mission from God.”

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Paul Hooson says:

    Hey, I’m bringing up the rear again. See guys, I got your back!

  2. RockThisTown says:

    Hooson, right there with ya, bro, bringing up the rear this week. Thanks, all!

  3. Franklin says:

    Congrats Jc, perfect! I see Rodney was focusing more on the ridiculous hats (nice references, btw) than the ice cream.