OTB Caption Contest

Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Mu says:

    Tasty, but read in Chinese it’s “Frozen Kim Turd”

  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    These kebabs taste like imperialist American swine! Very good!

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Wow, the spambot is letting me comment today. Too bad that is the only lame joke I have.

  4. RockThisTown says:

    You must try the deep fried dissident on a stick, it’s excellent!

  5. RockThisTown says:

    NK soldiers try out the top ice cream flavors at the Communist State Fair: Kim Jong-unilla, Rocky Dennis Roadman, Death by Chocolate Chipper Machine, Beater Pecan, Oppression & Cream, Nukes & Sprinkles, Special Forces Raspberry Beret, and Goose-Step Berry.

  6. RockThisTown says:

    In a good faith effort, Pence graciously treated NK soldiers to MOAFF: Mother-of-All-Fair-Foods.

  7. RockThisTown says:

    Four out of five NK soldiers agree: this assignment beats clean-up duty at the missile launch site.

  8. al-Alameda says:

    “I assure you comrades, this is the staff management uniform
    at the Manhattan Trump Tower”

  9. RockThisTown says:

    “Deez nuts are makin’ me thirsty!”

  10. Franklin says:

    Did you order the Ice Cream of Sum Yung Gai?

  11. Tony W says:

    Kim Jong Un feeds his family (to his soldiers)

  12. Gobsmacked says:

    Nice, but it still doesn’t make up for hats modelled on Kim’s hair.

  13. john430 says:

    Officer: “You rike? You dead.”

  14. DrDaveT says:

    “Careful — the ice cream is OK, but the stick has failed the last 4 full-scale tests…”

  15. Rodney Dill says:

    @Gobsmacked: That is just an ugly rumor. Look closely at the hat on the left, and you will see that the hat is modeled after the Supreme Leader of the Democratic Peoples Republic of North Korea sitting on a small round stool.

  16. Gromitt Gunn says:

    How can they be called novelties if everyone has one?

  17. Gromitt Gunn says:

    Dear Leader has announced that lactose intolerance is a Western affliction.

    I am fine.

  18. Jc says:

    “Another failed missile launch and you get to try the ice cream my half brother had”…did not leave the troops in Good Humor

  19. Jc says:

    I scream, you scream, we all scream under the North Korean regime!

  20. willpate says:

    “Have you read Trump’s newest tweets?”

  21. Franklin says:

    Dude, we’re under a complete trade embargo, and there’s no cacao or almond trees in North Korea. So WTF are we eating right now?

  22. Moosebreath says:

    I see nothing — NOTHING!

    (for all of us who still remember Hogan’s Heroes)

  23. john430 says:

    Lick. Don’t bite

  24. Paul Hooson says:

    Never trust men with big hats…

  25. Paul Hooson says:

    The problem with North Koreans? No ambition to just want to sell somebody something like other Asians….

  26. Paul Hooson says:

    In a more perfect world, they would all just run a neighborhood convenience store….

  27. Paul Hooson says:

    “You guys are just Stalin around….”.

  28. Paul Hooson says:

    One of them is looking for partners to open a new North Korean fast food dog meat business, DOG GONE…

  29. Paul Hooson says:

    Deciding who has to use the tire pump to inflate the phony missile balloon for the parade….

  30. Paul Hooson says:

    “I need to defect to the West. I heard where on LAW & ORDER: SVU, that an angry hockey player stuffed a hockey stick up the ass of another hockey player, and then Mariska Hargitay investigates. I need to defect to the West…”.