Monday, April 17, 2017
Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
Tasty, but read in Chinese it’s “Frozen Kim Turd”
These kebabs taste like imperialist American swine! Very good!
Wow, the spambot is letting me comment today. Too bad that is the only lame joke I have.
You must try the deep fried dissident on a stick, it’s excellent!
NK soldiers try out the top ice cream flavors at the Communist State Fair: Kim Jong-unilla, Rocky Dennis Roadman, Death by Chocolate Chipper Machine, Beater Pecan, Oppression & Cream, Nukes & Sprinkles, Special Forces Raspberry Beret, and Goose-Step Berry.
In a good faith effort, Pence graciously treated NK soldiers to MOAFF: Mother-of-All-Fair-Foods.
Four out of five NK soldiers agree: this assignment beats clean-up duty at the missile launch site.
“I assure you comrades, this is the staff management uniform
at the Manhattan Trump Tower”
“Deez nuts are makin’ me thirsty!”
Did you order the Ice Cream of Sum Yung Gai?
Kim Jong Un feeds his family (to his soldiers)
Nice, but it still doesn’t make up for hats modelled on Kim’s hair.
Officer: “You rike? You dead.”
“Careful — the ice cream is OK, but the stick has failed the last 4 full-scale tests…”
@Gobsmacked: That is just an ugly rumor. Look closely at the hat on the left, and you will see that the hat is modeled after the Supreme Leader of the Democratic Peoples Republic of North Korea sitting on a small round stool.
How can they be called novelties if everyone has one?
Dear Leader has announced that lactose intolerance is a Western affliction.
I am fine.
“Another failed missile launch and you get to try the ice cream my half brother had”…did not leave the troops in Good Humor
I scream, you scream, we all scream under the North Korean regime!
“Have you read Trump’s newest tweets?”
Dude, we’re under a complete trade embargo, and there’s no cacao or almond trees in North Korea. So WTF are we eating right now?
I see nothing — NOTHING!
(for all of us who still remember Hogan’s Heroes)
Lick. Don’t bite
Never trust men with big hats…
The problem with North Koreans? No ambition to just want to sell somebody something like other Asians….
In a more perfect world, they would all just run a neighborhood convenience store….
“You guys are just Stalin around….”.
One of them is looking for partners to open a new North Korean fast food dog meat business, DOG GONE…
Deciding who has to use the tire pump to inflate the phony missile balloon for the parade….
“I need to defect to the West. I heard where on LAW & ORDER: SVU, that an angry hockey player stuffed a hockey stick up the ass of another hockey player, and then Mariska Hargitay investigates. I need to defect to the West…”.
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