OTB Thanksgiving Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced after Monday PM.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. David in KC says:

    Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

  2. Mu says:

    Could be worse, we could be the turkeys responsible for healthcare.gov

  3. Hal 10000 says:

    The GOP leadership meets.

  4. Kenny says:

    “Did you hear we got pardoned!?”

    “Yeah, but now we have to go on the website … “

  5. John425 says:

    “Don’t worry. This one’s a Democrat. They never met a turkey they didn’t like andthey forgive everything.”.

  6. David in KC says:

    After being reincarnated, john Boehner and Mitch McConnell had some regrets from their previous lives.

  7. David in KC says:

    Good thing we were pardoned, I just took a dump in the Oval Office.

  8. Pinky says:

    “We could have pushed ham. We could have pushed macaroni and cheese. But you’re the marketing genius who said that tofurkey was one good ad campaign away from becoming America’s new Thanksgiving tradition. Tofurkey! Why do I even listen to you?”

  9. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “Of coarse they’ll believe ‘Cutting taxes raises revenue’, they’re a bunch of turkeys too!

  10. Paul Hooson says:

    Hey Rodney, I hate to say it, but this this contest is a double turkey this week….

  11. Paul Hooson says:

    Congress or Obama? Pick your turkey, pick your turkey…

  12. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “At least nobody can call us ‘Chicken’.”

  13. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “What do you mean this is a black tie dinner event? We’re the guests of honor!”

  14. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “Did you here the one about the 2 peacocks and the bird of paradise? It’s a pretty fowl joke.”

  15. markm says:

    Turkey on right: “I heard the platinum plan…the $1,700/month with a $10,000 deductable and $18,000 maximum out of pocket costs….that one gives us a lifetime pardon”.

    Turkey on left: “…I snail mailed my app three weeks ago. Turkey fingers crossed”.

  16. markm says:

    “…so I am walking across the yard and some batsh*t crazy geezer fires two shotgun blasts….I was all like ‘WHAT THE CLUCK?'”

  17. markm says:

    “How the hell are we gunna get out of this mess?!?!?”

    “Not to worry….I have connections with some Jewish people…”

  18. al-Ameda says:

    “There … Now can we go?”

  19. rodney dill says:

    “Oink, oink oink.”

  20. Crusty Dem says:

    “Yeah, I was worried too, but Sarah Palin is giving a TV interview out there now, so I know we’re safe until she’s gone..”

  21. He who must not be named says:

    What would Walter White do?

  22. It’s simple really. While being tossed out of the helicopter, you scream Geronimo. Count to ten then just before you hit the ground, start flapping your wings like crazy. The law of aerodynamics does the rest.

  23. John Burgess says:

    Given the short lifespans of turkeys pardoned by Obama, this enterprising pair has filed a class action suit to stop the practice.

    Christmas trees are expected to join the suit, claiming even shorter lifespans once selected.