OTB Thanksgiving Caption Contest
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
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Winners will be announced after Monday PM.
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Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Could be worse, we could be the turkeys responsible for healthcare.gov
The GOP leadership meets.
“Did you hear we got pardoned!?”
“Yeah, but now we have to go on the website … “
“Don’t worry. This one’s a Democrat. They never met a turkey they didn’t like andthey forgive everything.”.
After being reincarnated, john Boehner and Mitch McConnell had some regrets from their previous lives.
Good thing we were pardoned, I just took a dump in the Oval Office.
“We could have pushed ham. We could have pushed macaroni and cheese. But you’re the marketing genius who said that tofurkey was one good ad campaign away from becoming America’s new Thanksgiving tradition. Tofurkey! Why do I even listen to you?”
“Of coarse they’ll believe ‘Cutting taxes raises revenue’, they’re a bunch of turkeys too!
Hey Rodney, I hate to say it, but this this contest is a double turkey this week….
Congress or Obama? Pick your turkey, pick your turkey…
“At least nobody can call us ‘Chicken’.”
“What do you mean this is a black tie dinner event? We’re the guests of honor!”
“Did you here the one about the 2 peacocks and the bird of paradise? It’s a pretty fowl joke.”
Turkey on right: “I heard the platinum plan…the $1,700/month with a $10,000 deductable and $18,000 maximum out of pocket costs….that one gives us a lifetime pardon”.
Turkey on left: “…I snail mailed my app three weeks ago. Turkey fingers crossed”.
“…so I am walking across the yard and some batsh*t crazy geezer fires two shotgun blasts….I was all like ‘WHAT THE CLUCK?'”
“How the hell are we gunna get out of this mess?!?!?”
“Not to worry….I have connections with some Jewish people…”
“AFLAC!”
“There … Now can we go?”
“Oink, oink oink.”
“Moooooo…”
“Yeah, I was worried too, but Sarah Palin is giving a TV interview out there now, so I know we’re safe until she’s gone..”
What would Walter White do?
It’s simple really. While being tossed out of the helicopter, you scream Geronimo. Count to ten then just before you hit the ground, start flapping your wings like crazy. The law of aerodynamics does the rest.
Given the short lifespans of turkeys pardoned by Obama, this enterprising pair has filed a class action suit to stop the practice.
Christmas trees are expected to join the suit, claiming even shorter lifespans once selected.