OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Two Wild Turkeys of Finger Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Two Wild Turkeys of Finger Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.


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First: Mu – Could be worse, we could be the turkeys responsible for healthcare.gov

Second: al-Ameda – “AFLAC!” “There … Now can we go?”

Third: John BurgessGiven the short lifespans of turkeys pardoned by Obama, this enterprising pair has filed a class action suit to stop the practice. Christmas trees are expected to join the suit, claiming even shorter lifespans once selected.


Kenny“Did you hear we got pardoned!?” “Yeah, but now we have to go on the website … “

He who must not be named – What would Walter White do?

David in KC – After being reincarnated, john Boehner and Mitch McConnell had some regrets from their previous lives.

OzarkHillbilly – “Of coarse they’ll believe ‘Cutting taxes raises revenue’, they’re a bunch of turkeys too!

Hal 10000The GOP leadership meets.

John425 – “Don’t worry. This one’s a Democrat. They never met a turkey they didn’t like and they forgive everything.”.


The turkeys, ObamaCare and Amnesty, discuss who should be pardoned and who should be dead meat.

“Raise taxes!”
“Raise taxes!”
Yep, They’re D.C. turkeys.

I don’t know about you, but I’m stuffed.

“As God is my witness, I thought ObamaCare could fly.”

The Monday Contest wishes chair-ity started at home.

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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.