Time To Start A Cull
A SERBIAN tie-maker is planning to launch a new range of penis cravats for the man who has everything.
Designer Neven Vrgoc said: “The ties are of a special shape and do not go around the neck of the man, but around his member.
“I hope male customers will buy them to create a good impression on a first date, or women might present them to men when they have been totally satisfied.”
It’s official. The world has too many reporters.
Not to mention tie-makers.
If the man who had everything actually HAd everything, he’d not need the Cravats.
He’d be able to make an impression on his own.
(cough)
View from the distaff side:
Ummm. Right. Like men really do like women to dissolve into giggles at first sight.
If a lady saw it on the first date, I would presume a good impression had already been made.
Try as I might, I haven’t been able to find and photos to illustrate this post. But it shouldn’t be hard to come up with one of our own.
James?
Not to mention too many penises.
The important thing, as Tig alludes, is to have one without being one.