Time To Start A Cull

The Australian:

A SERBIAN tie-maker is planning to launch a new range of penis cravats for the man who has everything.

Designer Neven Vrgoc said: “The ties are of a special shape and do not go around the neck of the man, but around his member.

“I hope male customers will buy them to create a good impression on a first date, or women might present them to men when they have been totally satisfied.”

It’s official. The world has too many reporters.

Kate McMillan
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  1. McGehee says:

    Not to mention tie-makers.

  2. Bithead says:

    If the man who had everything actually HAd everything, he’d not need the Cravats.
    He’d be able to make an impression on his own.

  3. Kathy K says:

    View from the distaff side:

    Ummm. Right. Like men really do like women to dissolve into giggles at first sight.

  4. If a lady saw it on the first date, I would presume a good impression had already been made.

  5. Kate says:

    Try as I might, I haven’t been able to find and photos to illustrate this post. But it shouldn’t be hard to come up with one of our own.


  6. Tig says:

    Not to mention too many penises.

  7. McGehee says:

    The important thing, as Tig alludes, is to have one without being one.