WEIRD SEARCHES, REDUX
OTB is currently the #1 result on MSN Search: destiny stahl nude. I’m not sure why that is. More to the point, I have no idea why anyone would want to see Destiny Stahl nude. Although I’m hoping Mike Price got at least that for his troubles.
I apparently rank high on “rick santorum nude” as well, courtesy of this post:
Whoever it is that’s searching for “pretty 13 year old angola nude” should seek professional help. Immediately. If you come back, I’ll sick Rick Santorum on you.
If I’m going to post any nude pictures–and odds are pretty good that I won’t–I promise that it will not be of Rick Santorum, Destiny Stahl, or any of a wide host of people whom I have no desire to see, well, nude. If you want to see Destiny Shahl nude, go visit Hastyman at Bemusement Park, which I have dubbed “The official Destiny Stahl website.”
Meanwhile, OTB regular Jen is having her own problems with perverted searches.
Update: Hastyman assures us that he does not in fact have any nude pictures of Destiny Shahl or, indeed, anyone else despite the fact that he’s #4 on the Google list for the search “nude pictures of Destiny Stahl.” Go figure. Indeed, he’s a preacher–not even a Catholic priest–so would in fact have nothing to do with nude photographs of any strippers. Sorry for the confusion. So, I repeat, do not go visit Hastyman at Bemusement Park if you’re looking for any nude pictures of Destiny Stahl. He doesn’t have any.