Yet Another Caption Contest Winners

Sorry for the two-day delay, but here are the winners:

First Place: Rodney Dill — If you’ve ever had a relative perish right after proclaiming, “Hey Y’all, Watch this!” You just might be a redneck.

Second Place: McGehee — Sometimes, lighting a match is just not a good idea.

Third Place: Ken — Formula 451 Racing.

Honorable Mention

JW — Coming to a cable channel near you: “Junkyard Wars—Extreme Outhouses Edition!”

Brutally Insensitive Yet Hilarious:

Bithead — The Branch Davidians take their brand new RV for it’s first and only drive.

Leopold Stotch
About Leopold Stotch
“Dr. Leopold Stotch” was the pseudonym of political science professor then at a major research university inside the beltway. He has a PhD in International Relations. He contributed 165 pieces to OTB between November 2004 and February 2006.


  1. McGehee says:

    Ken, I’ll make you a deal. In the next caption contest we gang up on Rodney to keep him from winning.

  2. Rodney Dill says:

    Thank you, Leopold.

    Bithead’s make me LOL, along with a number of other entries. Along the Davidian line this could also be the:
    Janet Reno Assault Vehicle used to attack the Branch davidian complex.

  3. Rodney Dill says:

    With some of the competition that’s been showin’ up for caption contests around here lately, you’ve got a lot more than Rodney to worry about, McGehee.

  4. Sgt Fluffy says:

    Bithead really should have won, I demand a recount of OHIO!

  5. I was surprised that there were no references to the Flux Capacitor.

  6. Zong Ren says:

    In an attempt to win the “Alternative Fuels Car of the Year Award”, the driver for the Washington High Science Club ate only beans and eggs for a month prior to the time trials.

  7. Anjin-San says:

    I guess this stuff is more important than a discussion of Rumsfeld’s “shut up & die like men” speech to the troops…

  8. McGehee says:

    I keep trying to decide which one I like better. I’ve agreed with Anjin more often, but Ken has a sense of humor.