Yet Another Caption Contest Winners

Sorry for the two-day delay, but here are the winners:

First Place: Rodney Dill — If you’ve ever had a relative perish right after proclaiming, “Hey Y’all, Watch this!†You just might be a redneck.

Second Place: McGehee — Sometimes, lighting a match is just not a good idea.

Third Place: Ken — Formula 451 Racing.

Honorable Mention

JW — Coming to a cable channel near you: “Junkyard Wars—Extreme Outhouses Edition!â€

Brutally Insensitive Yet Hilarious:

Bithead — The Branch Davidians take their brand new RV for it’s first and only drive.

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Leopold Stotch
About Leopold Stotch
“Dr. Leopold Stotch” was the pseudonym of political science professor then at a major research university inside the beltway. He has a PhD in International Relations. He contributed 165 pieces to OTB between November 2004 and February 2006.


  1. McGehee says:

    Ken, I’ll make you a deal. In the next caption contest we gang up on Rodney to keep him from winning.

  2. Rodney Dill says:

    Thank you, Leopold.

    Bithead’s make me LOL, along with a number of other entries. Along the Davidian line this could also be the:
    Janet Reno Assault Vehicle used to attack the Branch davidian complex.

  3. Rodney Dill says:

    With some of the competition that’s been showin’ up for caption contests around here lately, you’ve got a lot more than Rodney to worry about, McGehee.

  4. Sgt Fluffy says:

    Bithead really should have won, I demand a recount of OHIO!

  5. I was surprised that there were no references to the Flux Capacitor.

  6. Zong Ren says:

    In an attempt to win the “Alternative Fuels Car of the Year Award”, the driver for the Washington High Science Club ate only beans and eggs for a month prior to the time trials.

  7. Anjin-San says:

    I guess this stuff is more important than a discussion of Rumsfeld’s “shut up & die like men” speech to the troops…

  8. McGehee says:

    I keep trying to decide which one I like better. I’ve agreed with Anjin more often, but Ken has a sense of humor.