On this episode of the Biggest Loser, President Obama unveils his new national grass soup diet that the U.S. army marching band has gladly volunteered to test for the last 9 months...

Ya sure the new President seems like a likable fellow, but whats with the mummy's and skeletons popping out of ground every time he yawns and stretches out his arms?

The band playing for the president had run of the White House facilities. After all they had a skeleton key.

Senior citizens clearly hear the death knell coming from The White House.

You know you are losing it when you see Obama Death Panels everywhere you look.

Make no bones about it the Public Option is dead.

Drudge breaking: Obama isn't the only one skipping lunches. Apparently the entire WH staff has lost weight recently.

Senator Reid secretly confessed to Obama that only a bare-bones Healthcare Bill could pass before the end of the year.

"A Deathblow for ObamaCare" writes Dick Morris as he analyzes Tuesday's election results.

Band of Czars playing around.

Grateful dead playing the White House, with Garcia.

President Dithering's "Ghosts of Dead Afghan Soldiers Marching Club Band".

Not pictured: the guy playing the xylophone made of ribs.

Tragedy struck as a pack of feral wiener dogs attacked and buried the drummer somewhere in the lawn.

Oh dem bones.
Oh dem bones.
Oh dem, jee-umpin' bones...

The parade was led by the "Famous Supermodels" marching band.

I find none of these submissions humerus.

ACORN gathers a band of potential Democratic voters outside of Obama residence.

Sadly, President Obama could not keep all of his skeletons in the closet.

Yankees' Evil Empire House Band Celebrates

Small band of absentee voters gather at the white house.

After being declared dead in 2008, it would seem the GOP has risen again at the White House.

Oh great, we elect the first black president and he has entertainers show up in white face.

The democrats celebrated Tuesday night's election with music from "Dead men walking".

What part of 'live music' don't you understand?

Is it just me or does this 'bare bones budget band' look a little fat?

The White House hired a band to play a pro-health care bill song. In retrospect, having this band play "Dead Man's Party" seems to have been a poor choice.
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A band consisting of Chicago area voters gathered for a jam session.

"President Bill Clinton once played in the Devil-May-Care Band which surprises absolutely nobody."

As clueless as ever, Barry dances on the grave of Fox News.

Obie huddles with Emanuel and Axelrod, before their muy importante visit to the Superdome (we're Pwezzidentin now baby!).

Oh, hear the word of Obama ...

The leg bone connected to the knee bone,
The knee bone connected to dee *ss bone,
Dee *ss bone connected to the head bone,
Oh, hear the word of Obama!

And they said the accordian band was dead...

Complete silence overcame the audience when the orchestra began playing the minuet.

It was then that the Haitian rock band, "Voodoo" played their number one hit.

Upon developing the film, the FBI learned that Elvis was not actually there.

The first of the stimulus money created six new jobs.

I know the nostalia for the old bands to tour again is high....but really.

The Secret Service hits the guest band with their secret laser weapon when it was discovered the band snuck in an accordion player.

Yo Yo Ma performs the Death of America Serenade, for Pharoah.