Caption Contest
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Monday, January 29, 2007
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Time for Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
brought to you by Rodney Dill — TIME MAGAZINE Person Of The Year — 2006
(AFP/Pierre-Philippe Marcou)
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
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Although he was smarter than your average Frenchman, Pierre still didn’t get Father Jean-Marie’s request to bring Devil Dogs to the Sunday Pot Luck Dinner.
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With all the break-ins here at the church, maybe if I tape this barking dog it will stop.
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Looks like the University of Georgia is hoping for a little divine help for next football season.
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Dog: “Forgive me father for I have sinned..I pooped in the pulpit”
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After the success of the barking christmas carols it was only a matter of time before the recording of the barking sermon.
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“Bush-hating demons, BEGONE!”
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“The password is….”
“Blargharfeghugrrr pant pant pant”
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Seeing Buster’s reaction, Claude began to wonder about all those afternoon “visits” the priest had requested when Buster was just a pup.
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For luck in the election, Hillary decided to get herself blessed.
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Blessed be the Son of Dog.
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I cannot help this one….
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Even the good Father couldn’t exorcize the demons in PETA.
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“Bless this Padre”!
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Puppies, the forgotten victims of molester priests.
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The future Pope Benedict XVII blesses UGA VI.
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After the Vatican Pedophile Ban, Father Matthew’s attentions went in a new direction.
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Feeeeeeeeelings, Bowwwww wowwww wowwwwww feeeeelllllings.
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As the seasons progressed, critics charged that American Idol had lowered its standards yet again.
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Not surprisingly, her name was “Britney.”
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Remember when you used to hold me like this, padre?
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1) Ah No, you cannot bring him in here today, even if his name is Bishop. Today is for only the holiest of dogs, Saint Bernards.
2) The church has hit a new low in trying attract new members, offering free baptisms for their pets. Their target audience, the psychotic “Pet Parent” demographic.
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Although Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith declined to appear in the third Men in Black movie, producers did manage to maintain continuity with the first two films.
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Dominicans or Domini Canes?
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Who let the dogma out? Who? Who? Who?
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“Father Merrin, will you bless my dog? His name is Pazuzu.”
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“Scraps is a boy dog, isn’t he?”
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Father Fred wondered where marriage to anybody and anything was going to end.
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“Well, sort of. This is Westminster, but the Kennel Club is over there.”
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“Father, check out the stigmata on his paws!”
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A reporter for VNN (Vatican News Network) interviews Chris Mathews.
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Madonna’s new video was…well…weird!
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The dyslexic priest was excited when he thought he was talking to GOD.
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They warned us that redefining marriage was a slippery slope, as proved by Pierre and his Bullzilla.
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Evidential photos showed the priest turning the woman’s nasty husband into a nice dog. The College of Cardinals had to wonder if this was Saint-making miracle criteria.
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“Eanie Meanie Jelly Beanie,
The spirits are about to speak.”
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“Me and you and a dog named Boo, how I love bein’ the Pope’s man.”
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(Stolen from a previous OTB Caption Contest) “Blessed are the peemakers…”
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Someone left the cake out in the rain. I don’t think that I can take it ’cause it took so long to bake it…
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Triumph? He’s a puppet. He’s got a human’s hand up his ass. Me? I’m a real insult comic dog. You don’t believe me? He Padre, what do you do when you hear boys underwear is half off? …but I kid, because I love…you love don’t you? Too much? See, what did I tell you?
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Mary was just following the veterinarians orders, but she didn’t know the difference between ‘excercise’ and exorcise’
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The audition for Papal Canine Idol went great. Father Simon cautioned Bowser to tone it down a little then sent him on to the next round in the Holy See.
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Opps: make that Mark was……
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“Can I get a ‘bow-wow’?”
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In an effort to make a film the Sundance Institue can’t ignore next year, aspiring independent filmmaker Johnny Fulcher pitches his high concept script: “Pedophile Priests Do Dogs”, to Father O’Malley.
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